Hi! We're Sprit – Sprit and Aunt Rackie! (no-duh, you probably realized that when you clicked on the story) Ya, uh we basically just wrote this story cause we thought it was funny. (and still do) So if it offends you then we're really sorry. The story is just kind of all the books in the warriors series put into our words and changed around a little. So ya read away!

Disclaimer: We don't own any of the characters in this story. Sorry if you feel that we're making fun of them, we sort of are, but we know that the author spent a lot of time writing the books, so we aren't trying to say we think her work is stupid.

!REMEMBER WE DON'T MEAN ANY HARM!

WARRIORS #1

It starts out like any other newleaf, full of magic, touching, and licking each other. But when a new and sexier cat joins the pile (clan)

relationships are stirred up. First Longerection (Longtail) and Firefucker (Firepaw/newcat) have a VERY naughty welcoming party, but

things get a little out of hand and the pile has to call a meeting on not acting like (fill in the name of the first rapist that comes to your head).

Tigerwhore (Tigerclaw) agrees to take off his condom and give Firefucker some training in the art of being naughty in his own special

way. Soon Firefucker meets Grayscrotum (Graypaw) a sexy longhair with a hot teacher, and with expert training they are prepared to go

into the ultimate battle for dominance of the beauty salon (forest) with the other piles. Shadowpile proves to be the dirtiest. (dirtiest as in

horniest) So the rest of the piles have to put their sweaty, muscular bodies to the test in order to keep Shadowpile from turning the whole

forest into a strip joint. Firefucker and Grayscrotum take charge and thrust their way to the top of the spongy wrestling mound, where

their pile is saved and they take their relationship to a whole new level.

So ya, that's the first chapter to our story, more are on their way, and since they're so short they shouldn't take very long.

Anyway now that you've read it's time to review. (the button is down the page somewhere) While you're reviewing remember that just because we think our story's funny doesn't mean you have to, in fact you can hate it and think it's boring and stupid. If you do don't be afraid to say so, and swear as much as you can while you're insulting us because it makes you're review much more fun to read.

Bye. (again we apologize if we offended you.)