What if kushina gave birth to twins, how would it affect the shinobi world? Well read and found out.
Disclaimer; I do not own Naruto; if I did I would have given him red hair.
TEAM DRAGON
As a bowl of miso ramen was laid out for him, six year old Naruto smiled at chef as an indication of thanks and quickly dug in. Ichiraku ramen was practically the only place that would even think selling him food without overpricing it so it made sense that it was the only place he went to buy and enjoy his food in silence. Though that silence did not last long as just a few seconds later loud slurping and chewing sounds were heard right next to him, he's right eye twitched in irritation until the sounds ceased.
He was about to continue with his food before the sounds started again…
"Do you have to be so damn loud you idiot." He hissed at his neighbor
The neighbor in question was of course he's twin brother, a loud, energetic (of course), ramen-loving, hokage-wanna-be, prankster. Naruto was the polar opposite of his brother Menma, everything Menma was interested in Naruto found to be idiot or just plain foolish. He didn't think of himself as a genius but he was definitely smarter, stronger and more innovative than his brother.
Menma gave his brother a sheepish smile showing his embarrassment
"Sorry bro, the ramen is just so good ya know" he said with a mouth of food
Naruto's right eye continued to twitch as he looked at his brother with disgust and annoyance
"So? That doesn't you have to eat like a pig. Now eat your food properly or that will be your last bowl today" he said finishing with a threatening tone
"Ok, Ok. Don't get your panties in a twist." Menma responded then continued with his meal quietly
As Naruto was observing his brother his couldn't help but notice how unkempt and dirty his wayward brother's hair was.
It was made his blood boil with jealousy whenever he saw Menma's long red hair.
He should have been the one with the red hair, not Menma; he's the one that valued their clan more than anyone else, he's the one that spent day and night trying to learn fuinjutsu, he's the one that idolized their mother Kushina Uzumaki more than his brother, so WHY the fuck did Menma have more Uzumaki genes in his body than him?
Hell, Menma was even better than him in fuinjutsu even though the redhead never went out of his way to learn it.
If only there was a jutsu that allowed people to switch bodies forever.
Naruto's thoughts were interrupted when he heard a deep voice in his psyche
"Hehehe… someone is jealous" it said
"Shut the hell up Kurama!" naruto snapped
"Hey it's not my fault you want your brother's body for yourself" Kurama replied in a mocking tone
"Screw you, you furry bastard"
"Hehehe"
Naruto scowled at the Kyuubi's mocking; of course he didn't like people reminding him that he was jealous of his twin brother.
To him it didn't matter that he was more talented in almost all of the ninja arts or even more intelligent than his brother, all he really cared about was fuinjutsu and all things Uzumaki related.
"Er… Naru-ni are you ok? You seem really bummed out" Menma asked his face full of concern
Naruto gave a heavy sigh and replied "am okay, and don't call me 'Naru', I despise that"
"But… that Mikoto lady calls you 'Naru-chan' and you never say anything about it"
"Well I… er it doesn't matter. Just don't call me that" naruto responded snippily
"Well if you excuse me there's somewhere I want to go, I'll be out for almost the entire day. What are you going to be doing in the mean time?" he finished with a question as he stood up from the stool
Menma looked up to his brother and gave an evil grin, "well that butchery owner and his friends were calling us 'demon twins' as we were walking by, so I'm gonna teach them all a lesson" he said with a maniacal laugh
Naruto gave another sigh as a response to his brother 'I guess it cannot be helped' he thought
"Very well" he said and disappeared
KONOHA BATHHOUSE
This is where the mysterious half-jinchurikki was spending his day, at the village bathhouse, the female side, yes you read right.
Naruto Uzumaki was a huge pervert, that was the one flaw he admitted to having, he would spend countless hours looking at 'dirty magazines', checking out woman and try to picture them naked, he even read the 'icha-icha' series and now, now it even got to a point where he would sneak into the women's bathhouse using a transformation and spend hours watching naked women enjoying themselves.
Naruto honestly didn't know where his perverseness came from but if he had to guess, he would probably point at his twin brother's constant use of the sexy jutsu, Menma has been using this jutsu since they were 5 and now two years later Naruto was the most immoral child in the elemental nations.
None of it mattered though; he also came here because he wanted to take his mind off things, to refresh.
Being the Kyuubi's jinchurikki in a village full of hatred was not easy by any means, and the fact that they were twins didn't do them any favors.
The villagers split their hatred and directed it all at Menma and him, 'the demon twins' they called them. For over 7 years they have been shunned and outcasts, with the exception of Mikoto, Tsume and Kakashi a lot of the people that were friends with Minato and Kushina even pretended like they didn't exist, often turning a blind eye to all the mistreatment that they received. Some even went a step further and prohibit their children from ever playing with them.
Naruto wasn't complaining though, he had talked to some of those children and he will never regret not being their friend.
He's thoughts were interrupted though as a lot of women with nothing but short towels on came from the changing rooms. One by one each woman took off their towel and dove in the water, the blonde uzumaki took his time admiring each woman but lingered over three women that he had seen a couple times.
Two of them had purple hair one of chewing a dango stick while the other had charcoal black hair with exotic eyes; they all had bodies to die for, no blemish on the skin, D-cups, perfect curves, nice wide hips with a bulbous shaped ass that perfectly complimented them.
'I'm going to hell for this' he thought though he still didn't give a damn
When naruto took his eyes to the core of the three, he almost died of a nosebleed as he continued to watch with blissful enjoyment, his heart was beating so fast he could hear it.
None of the women had hair on them except for the purple haired one chewing on a dango stick, she unlike her clean shaven companions choose to shave her pubic hair into an arrow pointing to her entrance.
He continued to watch they bathed and conversed amongst themselves, he found out that their names were Yugao, Kurenai and Anko and they were all powerful kunoichi if the stories they were sharing was anything to go by.
He was really glad that he put a chakra suppressing seal on himself or he would have been toast if Yugao found out it was him.
The young blonde appeared mesmerized as the three women poured water on themselves and cleaned every inch of their body, the water glistening as it passed from the forehead to the valley of their breasts to their perfect little stomachs, the hips until finally the core.
Anko would sometimes even grope her two friends by "accident" and give some lewd comment to accompany it.
Naruto's face was burning up so much that if it wasn't for the fact that the water was already warm when he got there, he would have sworn that he's body temperature was the cause.
Apparently he's constant staring didn't go unnoticed as Anko looked at "him" and said;
"Well hello missy, see something you like?" a lecherous written all over her face
"Er… who, me? I… er… I d-don't understand w-what you mean" he responded meekly silently cursing himself in the process
"What's your name?" Anko asked swimming closer to him
"I er… Akira. That's my name, Akira" replied naruto a little more composed this time
Though he almost freaked out when Anko groped his "boob" and started kneading sensually.
Naruto struggled to maintain his calmness but try as he may, he couldn't keep it together because his transformation was dispelled and he turned but into a little blonde boy.
For a full minute the entire bathhouse was greeted by nothing but silence
Cold dead silence…
Until massive killing intent filled the atmosphere promising nothing but pain to the young jinchurikki
"Er… gotta bye!" he said quickly and got out of there
KONOHA STREETS
Naruto Uzumaki was now running like a madman leaving clones behind for distraction and space, he didn't care where he was going as long as he lost the angry women hot on his trail.
One of the women threw a kunai and just by survival instinct he managed to dodge it at the last second though it still made a cut on his right cheek.
Fortunately for the young Pervy jinchurikki he bumped into Kakashi and dragged him as they started running together
"Er… Naruto-kun why are we running?" the copy ninja asked with confusion
"I may have pissed off some women in the hot springs and now they want to decapitate me" naruto responded not slowing down a bit
"Am pretty sure they want to castrate you instead"
The younger boy almost put his hand on his crotch as a protective shield but thought better of it.
"Well you gotta help me, I don't think they are going to stop until the catch me" he said
"I hate to say this to you, but I know all those three women and I know just how fierce and dangerous they can be so why would I risk my life like this?" kakashi responded making it blatantly clear that it would something special to help his sorry ass
"Well I… er… am the son of your precious sensei" he tried only to receive a blank face from the copy ninja
"You promised tou-chan that you would protect me before I was even born" he tried again praying in his heart that Kakashi will buy it but he left almost on the verge of tears when Kakashi said;
"Goodbye Naruto and good luck"
Then turned the other direction but before he could leave Naruto shouted
"Alright! I will owe you a huge favor, a matter of life and death that you use at any time. I give you my word and you know I never go back on my word" he said finishing with emphasis
Kakashi held his chin somehow putting himself in a thinking position whilst running
"Hmm… okay, you got yourself a deal." He said much to the delight of the young blonde though it didn't last long as kakashi looked at him and gave him an eye smile saying "you know… I would have done it for free if you held your nerve for more than 2 seconds; you are my precious sensei's son after all"
'Bastard' naruto thought as kakashi went to distract the women as he made his getaway
He run into a nearby alleyway making sure that no one saw him and waited.
After about five minutes he decided it was finally safe and was about to go home when he heard a voice behind him
"Hello Naruto-kun"
He almost shit himself until he looked back and saw the hokage's advisor and friend Danzo Shimura standing three feet away from him his face emotionless as usual
"Uh… hi Danzo-sama, how can I help you" he asked his tone filled with suspicion, he didn't know why but this man's presence made him feel wary
"The question isn't what you can do for me, it's what I can do for you, child" the war hawk responded
"What do you mean?"
"You love the hidden leaf right? You want to protect it with your life don't you?" Danzo asked in a way that made Naruto feel like giving any answer that isn't a 'yes' would be deadly
"Uh… yeah, yes I do" he said hoping the older man will go straight to the point
"Good, you see… your situation in this village is quiet special, I have noticed that you are the opposite of your brother, perhaps it wouldn't be a stretch if I compared you two to minato and kushina; of course you would be Minato, you have his intelligence, strength, talent and drive to be the best while Menma would be Kushina, he has her will, temper and appearance"
Naruto despised hearing those words, he didn't care a single bit why his father was revered so much, he didn't give two shits about it, his mother held more importance to him than minato could ever do.
"My mother is the strongest person I'll ever know; she gave birth to us, had the kyubi extracted out her, held it down with her chakra chains and still had enough chakra and strength to shield us from its claws. And she did all that in one night, that's more than minato has ever done" he responded defending his mother with defiance
"I see…" Danzo said not at all impressed with the child's disrespect
"Be that as it may, in order to protect what you hold dear one always needs strength and I can help you acquire that strength, join me Naruto-kun and you will be the strongest shinobi the world has ever seen. You already have the potential to surpass your father and if you learn to control the kyubi nothing would stand in your way" he finished already dreaming about conquering the elemental nations with the kyubi by his side
"I'll have to pass, sorry" Naruto said unconsciously putting his hand where the seal was located, a move that did not go unnoticed by Danzo
"Thoughts of conquering the world in the pretense of protection are a bit too much for me, I rather enjoy my innocence" he finished though he almost snorted at himself for the last part of his sentence
"Shame" Danzo replied with a well hidden frown "Perhaps your brother will see things differently" he continued
"You live my brother out of this or I will kill you" Naruto said his killing intent already leaking out
"I believe your brother has the choice as you do" the war hawk replied swiftly
Naruto held Danzo's arm with force taking out a kunai with his other hand and looked at him right in the eyes in order to accentuate his point
"Go anywhere near my brother and I will kill you" he said the young jinchurikki's eyes turning into slits
"You cannot kill me if you're not strong enough and besides I'm only offering to train you, I don't think Menma-kun would appreciate you denying him such an opportunity" responded Danzo with an emotionless tone
When naruto didn't offer any sort of response Danzo continued
"I will give you some time to think about it. Oh and Naruto-kun…"
"What?!"
"Hiruzen better not find out about this"
"FUCK!" Naruto mentally screamed as he watched Danzo leave
HOKAGE'S OFFICE
"We need to talk old man" Naruto said as he burst in the hokage's office
"Oh, we certainly do, three women were here just a few minutes ago demanding that I punish you for your disrespectful actions" the hokage replied trying with all his might to hide his amusement
"I'm not in the mood old man. You are going to protect me from those women and I mean it, none of them are going to harm a single hair on my body" naruto said seriously
"Really? For someone who is in a rather precarious position you are making some demands. Tell me something Naruto-kun…" the Sandaime started, smoking some of his precious tobacco
"Why shouldn't I just give you to them on a silver platter huh?" he finished this time actually showing a smug expression
"For the same reason I'm not going to tell people that you use that crystal ball to spy on naked unsuspecting women in the hot springs" naruto responded showing his own smug expression while folding his hands
And just like that Hiruzen's entire demeanor to the situation changed, the professor's pipe fell out of his mouth while his eyes went wide
"How did you know that? I mean er… w-what (Cough) what are you talking about?" he asked unconvincingly
"Uh huh. So we got ourselves a deal right? You protect me and I'll keep your Pervy secret to myself" Naruto replied
When the god of shinobi didn't offer any response choosing instead to look away he took as a yes and then continued speaking,
"Good, very good. Am happy to do business with you old man" the blonde said condescendingly
"Tsk, you suck Naruto-kun"
"And you swallow"
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"What else did you want?"
"I want our parent's things, all of them. You cannot keep everything our parents left for us and expect us to live in some rundown little apartment depending on your generosity every month. I know that my father had a lot of money saved up from all those missions along with his jutsu scrolls and I know that my mother had a lot of fuinjutsu scrolls plus I also want all the pictures belonging to them" Naruto said making it clear to the Sandaime that he wasn't taking 'no' for an answer
Hiruzen sighed heavily; he had already expected to have this conversation with the blonde
"Very well, but I must warn you those scrolls have very dangerous jutsu on them, if they fall into the wrong hands…" he said
"Okay, I get it. Am a chunnin for a reason ya know"
"Come by tomorrow, you'll find everything ready for you to collect"
"Cool, I'll be on my way then" the half jinchurikki said as he turned to leave
Just at that moment Danzo Shimura burst in the room carrying a no-nonsense attitude with him
"We really need to talk about the Uchiha Hiruzen" he said not even bothering to spare Naruto a look
'Don't people know how to knock anymore?' the Sandaime thought as he sighed again
"Very well, Naruto-kun if you would please excuse us" he said looking straight at the boy
Naruto was about to leave but when he reached the door, he looked back at the Hokage and said, "Oh and by the way, this man came to me saying that he wanted to train me and when I refused he threatened the safety of my brother saying that he will extract the kyubi from him if I don't accept his offer" spoke the blonde jinchurikki pointing at the war hawk
The Sandaime glared at Danzo and the temperature in the room went cold
Deathly cold
There wasn't any killing intent but pressure was enough to make Naruto feel really uncomfortable
"Thank you for telling me Naruto-kun now please leave the room" the hokage spoke his eyes still on Danzo
Naruto was more than happy to comply with the hokage's command
'What a day' he thought as he walked out
FIVE WEEKS LATER
At the Namikaze compound naruto watched with an annoyed expression as Menma his twin brother was flashing around the backyard, the little shit had as usual understood the fuinjutsu explaining space-time and mastered the flying thunder god and now here he was; showing off the entire day with his stupid red flash
"Hey Naru-ni this is awesome! Now neither you nor Sasuke will be able to beat me in battle" the redhead shouted appearing in different positions within the space of a second
Of course naruto had already mastered all the other jutsu that didn't involve fuinjutsu including the rasengan.
He has been trying to add his wind element to it but it was proving to be a huge challenge
Memna suddenly appeared behind the blonde and hit his skull then disappeared earning the blonde's annoyance
"alright you redheaded bastard just because you flash around doesn't mean I cannot whip your ass so behave" Naruto said trying to point at his brother but ultimately failing due to his constant flashing around
"You can kick my ass eh? Well I'd like to see you try bro" Menma responded with an arrogant grin on his face
"Grrr… huh hey stop goofing around, there's something that we need to do" Naruto said his face adopting a solemn expression
"OH no, I'm not going to fall for that one again" Menma replied still abusing the hirashin
"Its Sasuke you idiot!" Naruto snapped making his brother stop
"Oh right… we have to visit him" the redhead said finally getting a hold of himself
As they walked to the Uchiha compound in silence Menma couldn't help but ask
"Hey, I was wondering, do you by any chance know why Itachi-sensei did what he did? I mean we've known the guy ever since we were 4 and he never seemed like the homicidal type. He even trained us for crying out loud, I know looks can often be deceiving be still…" Menma said trying to make sense of everything that has happened to the Uchiha
"Beats me, your guess is as good as mine. Itachi-sensei always seemed like a pacifist to me, I mean sure he was one of the most talented and most feared shinobi the world but he would always avoid battle if he could so the fact that he slaughtered his entire clan surprises me more than anybody" Naruto responded
"It must be hard for Sasuke though; he loved his clan and has always wanted to surpass his brother ever since he was a kid. He basically idolized Itachi-sensei. I can't imagine how he must be feeling knowing that he's own brother took everything away from him" Menma said in a sympathetic tone for the last loyal Uchiha
"That's part of our jobs as teammates, Sasuke is going through something neither of us understands so all we can do is be there for him and try to help anyway we can" the blonde said holding his brother's shoulder
"Yeah… I guess you're right"
When the two twins reached the Uchiha compound, they found the door open and so entered without knocking, they found the Uchiha in question laying down on a couch
Uchiha Sasuke lay back in his couch and stared out the window. He had left the curtains open so he was able to watch the sun rise this morning. With the warm breeze coming through and the curtains billowing softly in the wind, it had been an extremely relaxing morning and the Uchiha had appreciated it.
He was appreciating little things like that more.
Sasuke stared down at his open palm, looking past calluses as he carefully wiggled his fingers back and forth. Ever since the Uchiha were slaughtered by one of their own, he has been spending a lot of time at the training grounds mostly alone so he wasn't surprised when he saw his two teammates enter his house.
He has been avoiding them ever since that tragic day and he didn't know why, they have always been there for each other; ever since his mother introduced them when he was just 5, from that day they played together, laughed, shared, they were put in the same team when the academy deemed them ready to be gennin a year later, when Itachi introduced himself as their sensei, all the missions they went on that somehow always seemed to upgrade itself to higher rank due to their rotten luck.
Sasuke still remembers how they always managed to complete their missions no matter how bad it got, how he first activated his sharingan when he was getting an ass whooping from Naruto in a spar, how Menma first summoned his chakra chains when he was getting his own ass whooping from Naruto, how angry he got when he caught Naruto spying on his mother whilst she bathed, how proud Itachi was when they totally blew away the entire chunnin exams, how proud the Sandaime was when he was giving them their chunnin vests and even how smug Naruto got when he defeated both Menma and him in the finals and named champion
As he looked at them with a fully matured sharingan, Sasuke knew in his heart that no matter how well he would try to hide it the Uzumaki twins were closest thing he had to a family, he loved them and he would protect them with his life.
Perhaps he was avoiding them because he felt his brother's betrayal put an irremovable stain on their team
'Great, another reason to kill Itachi' he thought darkly
"Ever heard of knocking?" he asked curtly
"We have, just didn't care for it" the redhead of the twins answered
"Hn"
The two brothers sat on different chairs and the room was once again filled with silence
"You know before he escaped Itachi left me a very interesting gift" Sasuke said looking straight at Naruto his voice carrying an undertone of arrogance
"What?" Naruto asked although he was having a very bad feeling about this
The young Uchiha's sharingan suddenly morphed into a shape of three petals spinning furiously.
Naruto's eyes widened at this, he seen Itachi-sensei use this ability enough times to know just what it was
"Y-you awakened the M-mangyeko sharingan" he asked refusing to believe his eyes
"Uh huh"
"Come on! Why the hell is everyone getting stronger than me all of the damn sudden!" he screamed with frustrations and anger in his voice
FIVE YEARS LATER
Team 'Dragon' was… (Yes I named them team dragon, deal with it)
Team 'Dragon' was currently inside the hokage's office giving a report on their recent mission, one of the worst missions they have ever been on truthfully; this time their mission leader was Kakashi Hetake, they were assigned to escort some nobleman to the fire capital a relatively simple b-rank mission but apparently their rotten luck just turned shittier because this time all sorts of freaks where showing up to intercept them; from foolish shinobi trying to make a name for themselves, some with a grudge on Kakashi, some Iwa shinobi with a thirst for revenge, some that just wanted to pick a fight with the last 'loyal' uchiha and finally some that were sent to kill the nobleman.
All in all by the time they completed the mission the nobleman promised to never hire them again citing that they were more trouble than they were worth
As they were giving their report, Menma was giving Sasuke a murderous glare while the uchiha was doing his best to ignore him
The redhead's left arm was completely bandaged and part of his hair was looking a bit burnt
Sasuke sighed when it became blatantly clear that Menma wasn't going to let it go
"How many times do want me to say that am sorry?" he asked his fuming redhead friend
"You burnt me with your stupid amateratsu you asshole! If I didn't seal the fire it could burnt my entire body" Menma snapped
"Yes I know, but you're acting like I did it on purpose" Sasuke defended himself
"You burnt an already dying shinobi, who does that?"
"He insulted me!"
"Alright enough you two." The hokage said trying to get some order in the room
"Now… Kakashi has already given his report so I'm gonna have to give you A-rank pay but honestly I cannot help but wonder… do you three plan these things because there's no way in hell that a single team could have such horrible luck" he finished looking at the three chunnin with suspicion
"We think one of us is cursed, my money is on the uchiha" naruto said getting himself into the conversation
"You want me to burn you as well Blondie?"
"Try it if want you want an ass whooping"
"You still think you can beat me Naruto? What are you like 4 inches?" Sasuke remarked knowing very well that the blonde despised being teased about his height
"Grrr… yeah, 4 inch deep into your mom"
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Sasuke's sharingan immediately morphed into the mangyeko looking straight at Naruto with murderous intent
"Say that again, I dare you infant I double dare you" the Uchiha spoke
"Hey I said enough already. Now before I lose my patience I wanted to inform you three that after reviewing your accomplishments and growth as shinobi, the village has decided to promote you to tobetseku jounin. Congratulations" the professor said throwing them their new vests
"Took you long enough old man" Menma said trying out his new vest
"Yeah, I mean honestly we have completed all 215 missions we've on, it was practically inevitable" spoke naruto agreeing with his twin brother
"Hn" no prizes for guessing who said that
"You know some people try humility when they are praised" the hokage responded with a deadpan expression
"Why?"
"Why?"
"Why?"
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Hiruzen gave a sigh; these children were too much to deal with
"Be that as it may, I apologize in advance but you won't be able to rest much because you have a mission, the customer specifically requested and he said it was a very important C-rank mission. I'm a little surprised he was so adamant on choosing you considering you three are coffin magnets but who am I to refuse a client?" He said
"No worries jiji, if he wants us so bad he'll get 100% of all of us" Menma exclaimed with excitement completely forgetting about his injuries
"That's what I'm worried"
"Nonetheless since you are all tobetseku jounin now, you won't have a team captain. This will be a good test to see if you're truly ready for the position. So team Dragon do you accept this mission?"
"Hai Hokage-sama"
"Hai Hokage-sama"
"Hai Hokage-sama"
"Excellent, you three will be escorting a bridge builder to the land of waves and you will protect him as he finishes building the bridge "
END CHAPTER
PHEEW! OKAY SO I KNOW I HAVE A LOT OF STORIES GOING ON BUT I'LL TRY TO UPDATE THEM ALL AS OFTEN AS I CAN.
I plan to have Shinobi's will as my primary story but if you would rather have me focus on something else then please do tell
Now for the pairings, I already have something lined up for Menma and Sasuke and I want to pair Naruto with an older woman but am not too sure who it would be. I was thinking perhaps Tsume or Mei but you have other ideas…
SARAVAN OUT!