Me: So today we have…
L: L Lawliet.
Light: And Light Yagami.
Me: Okay, so for my first question—
L: Question? This is an interview!
Me: -_-" Yes, L. This is an—
L: An interview!
Me: … Yes. Now—is it true you and Kira are bitter enemies? *Rushes as to not be interrupted*
Light: I would say that. Maybe.
L: What do you mean? Are you saying you're KIRA! How else would you know the nature of our relationship?
Me: …
Light: … What are you, stupid? Haven't you watched Death Note?
L: … You meanies! TToTT
Me: What did I do?
L: … You asked the question?
Me: ;O^O; W-weally?
L: O.O …
L: …
L: I'M SORRY!
Me: YOU SHOULD BE!
Light: Those dobes. *Mutters* Especially that girl over there, sheesh.
Me: Watch it, bub!
L: Why are you giving HIM more attention than me?
Light: -_- Are you a moron!
L: NO!
Light: Liar.
L: Ack! How did you know!
Me: O_o This is going places, I guess. I worry about the direction of this interview.
Light: As well you should.
L: Is it my fault!
Light and Me: … Therapy. He just begs for therapy.
L: Therapy? The rapy? Therapist! THE RAPIST! Oh my gosh, a new case!
Light: Aaaaand Kira forgotten in the midst of therapists. Oh, jeez.
Me: You think he's going to outlaw therapists? *interested expression.
Light: *Shrug* No clue. He's weird. Oh well. I'm gonna go kill more criminals.
Me: Later, Kira-chan.
L: *In the distance, harassing a therapist* KIRA!
Me: Oh, mercy. Well, that's all we have for today, folks, so—L, FOR THE LOVE OF MARILYN MANSON, GET OFF THAT THERAPIST! NO, L, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU! L! L—
I enjoyed writing this, so I hope you did, too! Review!
PS: Never, ever give me a talkshow. Ever.
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