Smitus, Iron Griffin, and ProfForp Enjoy a Romp Together
It was a fun gamer night, that Saturday. Our heros were playing Destiny 2 and raiding, which boils down to 4 people babysitting Budster and Doge as they both run off in the incorrect direction. Smitus and Forp were oddly close in their dorm, though, and Iron was not having it. Over the course of the night, the three of them occasionally argued amongst themselves, which peaked in Iron realizing that he heard moans from their room.
Iron busted down the door, and walked in on Smitus and Forp going at it on an oversized futon, loudly moaning. Iron, furious, grabbed Smitus, threw him off the bed, and tied his arms to the post. "Wait, what are you doing?" Smitus cried. With a cold look, Iron began to rant at the pair. "You two have been making those damned noises for hours! I'm trying to keep Budster from calling out "SPEED RUN!" and going the wrong way while you all are moaning and groaning like you got shot! I have had it with you both, and you'll be suffering the consequences. Stunned, Forp opened himself up to attack, allowing Iron to throw him to the ground. Forcing him on his knees, Iron ripped off his pants and prepared himself.
Forp opened his mouth, getting ready to endure this torture, but he was blindsided when Iron shoved it into his eye. "AA A" Forp screamed, as his eye was being gouged out by a 4 incher. Iron began to moan from the pleasure. How could an eye feel so good? He had seen it in a hentai, but didn't realize it was actually as wonderful as it was described. He thrusted in and out of Forp's socket for several minutes, until he finally blew his load on his optic nerve. That was wonderful! He quickly got it back up and began to position himself near Smitus' eye, when the door was kicked down by the FBI. All parties were arrested for blasphemy and thrown off of the nearest skyscraper. Don't do drugs, kids.