A/n: When Bobby was on Eelong, while he was in the holding cells he came up with alternate lyrics for "Smells Like Teen Spirit". Here is a guess at what he wrote.

Disclaimer: Bobby isn't mine. His ideas aren't mine. The lyrics were inspired by D.J.'s work, but they are my interpretation.

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Edited by

Bobby Pendragon

Verse 1-

Stuck in "prison",

"Friends" missing.

Where is Boon the "great" acolyte?

Guards' overborne and self-assured,

They even think the law's their word!

Chorus-

Klee's stink, Klee's stink, Klees stink, Klees stink, I know!

Klee's stink, Klee's stink, Klees stink, Klees stink, I know!

Klee's stink, Klee's stink, Klees stink, Klees stink, I know!

They will even break their own rules.

They will even break their own rules.

With the sun gone it's more dangerous

Here we are now restrain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now restrain us

I am near albino,

I am crazy, and quite insane.

Yay! (A/N: If you think he was really insane add maniacal laughter!)

Verse 2-

How can I be good at this,

With Daine fighting all the way.

Our little group has always been,

And always will until the end. (A/N: The "group" are the Travelers, if you didn't notice.)

Chorus-

Klee's stink, Klee's stink, Klees stink, Klees stink, I know!

Klee's stink, Klee's stink, Klees stink, Klees stink, I know!

Klee's stink, Klee's stink, Klees stink, Klees stink, I know!

They will even break their own rules.

They will even break their own rules.

With the sun gone it's more dangerous

Here we are now restrain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now restrain us

I am near albino,

I am crazy, and quite insane.

Yay! (A/N: If you think he was really insane add maniacal laughter!)

Bridge-

And I forget just what I face,

Oh yeah, St Daine, it makes me scowl.

I found it hard, it's hard to find,

A way to beat him, Halla's mine!

Chorus-

Klee's stink, Klee's stink, Klees stink, Klees stink, I know!

Klee's stink, Klee's stink, Klees stink, Klees stink, I know!

Klee's stink, Klee's stink, Klees stink, Klees stink, I know!

They will even break their own rules.

They will even break their own rules.

With the sun gone it's more dangerous

Here we are now restrain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now restrain us

I am near albino,

I am crazy, and quite insane.

Yay! (A/N: If you think he was really insane add maniacal laughter!)

A denial

A/N: I haven't done a Songfic before so please tell me how I did. Reviews are much appreciated!!!!!!