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BY ORDER OF THE HIGH COUNCIL OF EQUITY, THIS DOCUMENTATION IS SEALED
HIGH COUNCILOR AND ADJUDICATOR ACCESS ONLY
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UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS WILL BE ENFORCED WITH RUNIC PSYCHOMANTIC KILL AGENTS.
CONTINUING FORWARD WITH THIS DOCUMENT WITHOUT PROPER PSYCHOMANTIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST, FOLLOWED BY DEATH.
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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED.
REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS.
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Documentation quintessence activated.
Commencing cognitive conveyance.
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Welcome, Summoner.
If you're hearing/seeing these words (cognitive conveyance can differ from person to person), then I can trust you.
Seeing how this is a pre-recorded message, I am not aware of your intent.
What I do know is that there are three reasons why you're reading this:
1. You have clearance
2. You have tolerance to the most deadly psychomancy seals on Runeterra (highly unlikely)
or
3. The High Council, and the Institute of War as we know it, is dead (very likely)
Whatever the circumstances, you are here, and my recorded consciousness has no choice but to continue and disclose the information within the tome you are now holding.
So, welcome.
Now then, whether you are a Challenger Division High Summoner or a Bronze Division newbie, you must have heard whispers and rumors of a legendary document.
Summoner's Outing.
The supposed black book of the Institute of War. Once just a filthy, juvenile tale for the locker rooms eventually became the most sought-after legend of our institution.
And you're holding it.
In reality, Summoner's Outing was just a filthy, juvenile tale. A work of...pure smut, for lack of a better term, penned by some deviant Summoner during the early days of the Institute.
But soon, the volume grew. More tales and more tales were added to Summoner's Outing, passed on from Summoner to Summoner.
It was an eventuality that the Council would catch wind of it. And when they did, and confiscated the filthy volume, it became apparent that the contents were not just works of fiction.
No, Summoner's Outing is a documentation, a compendium of the ultimate taboo:
Summoners engaging in carnal acts with Champions.
The sexual union of Summoner and Champion is a transgression that is unforgivable, breaking an innumerable number of edicts and codes and laws.
But what is most strange about Summoner's Outing is that it not only describes sexual union between Summoner and Champion in very, very, very lewd detail, it also introduces a strange notion:
There are beings in Runeterra that resemble existing Champions but are completely different entities entirely.
Judging from the material collected within this compendium, it has been discerned that these beings just...manifested, and will continue to manifest.
Whether they claim to be from a far-flung future with technology that is decades beyond our reach, or that they are guardians from the stars, or that they are strange spectres from the dark unknown, these entities seem to manifest from temporal rifts inadvertently created from unstable overflow from our Nexuses, and given form through the imagination and desire of Summoners.
In other words, as long as there are Summoners summoning Champions and imagining them as different incarnations from alternate dimensions, it will be an eventuality that these imaginings will manifest.
And will have sexual union with a Summoner.
It is no secret that the potent mana within the...fluids of a Summoner is highly sought after, and the fact that these alternate manifestations (as well Champions in general) are drawn to Summoners in a carnal manner is disturbing, to say the least.
Obviously, the fact that the Institute is not only having sexual relations with its Champions but also having beings manifest through temporal leaks is information that can destroy the League of Legends as we know it. Thus the heavy precaution undertaken to make sure this collection of stories remain secret.
So moving forward, the High Council has undertaken the task to not only sort out this vile, lewd book of smut, but also extract personal statements from Summoners and Champions (and the "alternate universe" entities claiming to be Champions), transposing them into Summoner's Outing, and, of course, administering proper amnestics.
As of ██ CLE, each entry will now be given a designation number, as well as an encounter class: either "Quotidian" class or "Divergent" class, regarding whether it is a normal Champion engaging with a Summoner, or an "alternate" Champion engaging with a Summoner.
With all of that pre-amble, I hope the information in this volume will be of some use to you. Maybe of some titillation.
Whatever it may be, make sure that it stays between us.
Remember, Summoner (or whoever you are). I trust you with this. And whatever happens down the line, I trust that you keep this information safe and stored.
If you have any reports of possible Champion and Summoner engagement, please report it (covertly) to me or any member of the High Council of Equity.
-High Councilor Reginald Ashram
██ CLE
P.S. Excuse the expunged data moving forward; names, dates, ranks, and places have all been excised out of the courtesy of the Summoners involved.
Even if you have received clearance, therefore, my trust, there is always such a thing as too much trust.