Just something that came into mind when I heard a song about a boy who was on a camp...
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Hello mother, hi father.
Here's a little letter from your beloved boy.
We have fun here, on our invasion mission. We are five desperate boys stuck on planet Pekopon. Believe me, we're desperate...
Can you send me more money? 'Cause that would put you among the saints; I lost every single yen in the toy store! I have no idea how, it just happened! It's some kind of magic that only exists on Pekoponian toy stores...
It's fun here, I promise, though it's a bit hard to sleep: the pekoponian girl keeping me from invading really snores...
I lost a tooth yesterday when I was gonna walk on my hands, 'cause we played a Pekoponian game. So when Mum sees me, she's gonna loose it.
In the pekoponian forests are tiny beings called mosquitoes. They are annoying and their spit gives you itchy marks.
My friend has made a drink. He created it just because he's a spiceable person, but when you drink it you turn into a really funny person! He got me to drink it some days ago, but let's not get into that. Tamama drank it today, so now he's locked in somewhere in the base...
In the base, there's a colony of Pekoponian ants. I give them sugar, much to Giroros dislike. He hates ants.
Giroro, well, he has a small knife inside his stomach. Don't worry though, We're gonna get it out somehow... I mean, how hard can it be, I see doctors do it all the time on TV, so why couldn't I?
Well, unfortunately I have to go and fix something...
... Kururu just put Giroros tent on fire!
Hugs and kisses from your son on pekopon. Keroro Gunso.