One Hyper Day
By: fairysphinx
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, blah, blah, blah.
fairysphinx: Hello, everybody! I'm having a writer's block on my other story, so I decided to write something for humor. And I have a bunch of skittles. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: That doesn't sound too good, does it, Yami?
Yami: Hey, it doesn't matter to me. She likes me…I think. But it can't get that bad. She's so boring.
Yugi: Yah, but we've never seen her on a sugar high, either. * gulp *.
Yami: Well, aibou, you have a nice time with her. Now, I'm going to take a nap in my Millennium puzzle.
fairysphinx: Oh, no you don't! * pulls Yami out of the puzzle * No one escapes! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: * whimpers * Hey, guys, I'm beginning to get scared!
Y. Bakura: Good!
fairysphinx: * look of pure evil crosses face * * starts chasing Y. Bakura with a sludge hammer *. Die, you evil being, DIE, DIE, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y. Bakura: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: What do ya think, should we help him?
All but Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Seto Kaiba walks into the room *
Seto: Do I even want to know what you losers are up to?
* fairysphinx looks up, drops the sludge hammer on Y. Bakura's foot, and glomps Seto *
Seto: Help! I can't breathe!
Yami: As if! You deserve to be tortured like all of the rest of us!
fairysphinx: Yami! * reaches over and attaches herself to his leg *.
Yami: Help!
Seto: What's the matter, Yami, having trouble practicing what you preach?
Yami and Seto: * both reach over to try and strangle the other * * fairysphinx strengthens her grip *. OW!!!!
Seto: My ribs!
Yami: My arm!
fairysphinx: Oh you poor thing! * looks at Yami * Here, let me see it.
Yugi: Uh oh. Now he's in for it!
fairysphinx: * massages Yami's arm * * hits Yami on the head* That is for calling me boring!
Tristan: Heh, heh. She's mean.
fairysphinx: At least it's better than being a bean.
Tristan: There ain't any beans around here!
fairysphinx: * zaps Tristan * Look in the mirror.
Tristan: * looks in the mirror * AHHH!!!!! I'm a bean!
fairysphinx: And of course no bean is complete without a bowl of chili! * we see Tristan in a swimming pool of chili *
Tristan: Hey, I'm swimming in chili!
Tea: You're sick.
fairysphinx: And you're a beverage. * Tea is next seen dressed up as a giant cup of tea is a teahouse *. Well, now that unwanties are gone, we can really get this party started!
* everyone is seen standing in a line * * fairysphinx is handing out weapons*
fairysphinx: does everyone know the rules?
Everyone: Yes!
fairysphinx: And remember, you can threaten your target with the weapon, but don't kill them. My mom would kill me if I ruined her new carpet. Oh, well. Yugi, you're tracking down Pegasus, Seto, you're tracking down Y. Bakura, Bakura, you're tracking down Joey, and I'm tracking down Yami. Remember, the more you can torture them, the more points you get. Now, let the games begin * her stomach is heard growling *…after I get some more sugar! * everyone falls down anime style * Please review! And sorry if it wasn't funny, I just couldn't get into a sugar hi today. I think I'll wait till I have 5 reviews before continuing this one, though. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find more candy. See ya!!!!!!