99 Brown Dungbombs
DISCLAIMER: Nothing belongs to me. JKR owns Fred and George, "99 Red Balloons" was covered by Goldfinger, and was on the "Not Another Teen Movie" soundtrack. Though I like their version, I think the original sounds way better, but I don't know who performed it.
Fred and George in a little joke shop
Buy a bag of Dungbombs with the money they've got
Set them loose in the boys' toilets
And Filch said, "I'll get those squirts!"
Back at base, in the nearest room
They want to hear just one small boom
Then they sent their secret code
"99 brown Dungbombs explode!"
99 brown Dungbombs
Floating in the toilet bowls
Something smells, it's red alert
Filch said "I'll turn them into dolls!"
Mrs. Norris then springs to life
Opens up her eager eyes
Looking at the floor on top
As 99 brown Dungbombs go pop!
You couldn't hear Filch's feet
99 janitors meet
They're screaming, screaming, while they're cleaning
"My life has now lost all its' meaning!"
This is what Filch waited for.
"This is it, boys! This is war!"
He climbs down a secret ladder
As 99 brown Dungbombs splatter!
"All these damn stinky Dungbombs
Curses to the damn Weasley cons!"
Filch yelled as he ran along
Corridor that was so long.
He came to a little door
And screamed 'til his voice was sore
Then entered a little room
As 99 brown Dungbombs went "boom"!
As soon as that door was closed
Yes, Fred and George peered from their Cloaks
"It's all over, Filch is an idiot
Just because he just won't leave us!"
Fred said to George, and they sighed
"What to do tomorrow night?"
So they went back to their beds
Start dreaming of fake rolling heads…
DISCLAIMER: Nothing belongs to me. JKR owns Fred and George, "99 Red Balloons" was covered by Goldfinger, and was on the "Not Another Teen Movie" soundtrack. Though I like their version, I think the original sounds way better, but I don't know who performed it.
Fred and George in a little joke shop
Buy a bag of Dungbombs with the money they've got
Set them loose in the boys' toilets
And Filch said, "I'll get those squirts!"
Back at base, in the nearest room
They want to hear just one small boom
Then they sent their secret code
"99 brown Dungbombs explode!"
99 brown Dungbombs
Floating in the toilet bowls
Something smells, it's red alert
Filch said "I'll turn them into dolls!"
Mrs. Norris then springs to life
Opens up her eager eyes
Looking at the floor on top
As 99 brown Dungbombs go pop!
You couldn't hear Filch's feet
99 janitors meet
They're screaming, screaming, while they're cleaning
"My life has now lost all its' meaning!"
This is what Filch waited for.
"This is it, boys! This is war!"
He climbs down a secret ladder
As 99 brown Dungbombs splatter!
"All these damn stinky Dungbombs
Curses to the damn Weasley cons!"
Filch yelled as he ran along
Corridor that was so long.
He came to a little door
And screamed 'til his voice was sore
Then entered a little room
As 99 brown Dungbombs went "boom"!
As soon as that door was closed
Yes, Fred and George peered from their Cloaks
"It's all over, Filch is an idiot
Just because he just won't leave us!"
Fred said to George, and they sighed
"What to do tomorrow night?"
So they went back to their beds
Start dreaming of fake rolling heads…