Britz-Hey y'all, this is just a lil' song fic I came up with and I'm writing it down before all my lyrics escape me completely, to the tune of "You Never Can Tell" by Aaron Neville. If you actually know the song and it's tune this is that much better. And by the way, it's about Cassie and Jake breaking up, I guess.
Disclaimer-'You Never Can Tell' and Animorphs aren't mine I'm just mixing 'em together.
~C'est la vie of the Animorphs~
They seemed the perfect couple and the fans all wished them well
You'd have thought that they would've lasted through Heaven and Hell
But the romance died along with a certain blond bombshell
C'est la vie, don't you know that, unexpected twists sell!
I mean hell; their first kiss got a whole paragraph
While Tobias and Rachel were gypped with a sentence half
Sometimes they were so sappy it made you want to barf
C'est la vie, looks like the cynics get the very last laugh
Sure Cassie was a moralising idealistic pain
Still we thought she'd be Jake's old' ball 'n' chain
But on their parade, KAA did rain
If happy endings don't grab you, try psychological pain
So it all crashed down on that all-too faithful day
It's a pity he never got her in the family way
So you wanna be an Animorph? Don't be a friggin smuck
When it comes, too the ladies, those poor bastards have no bloody luck
They seemed the perfect couple and the fans all wished them well
You'd have thought that they would've lasted through Heaven and Hell
But the romance died along with a certain blond bombshell
C'est la vie, don't you know that, unexpected twists sell!
C'est la vie, don't you know that, unexpected twists sell!
C'est la vie, don't you know that, unexpected twists sell!
Britz-Suitable if not exactly on time for the one year anniversary eh? Well review, tell us what you think.
Disclaimer-'You Never Can Tell' and Animorphs aren't mine I'm just mixing 'em together.
~C'est la vie of the Animorphs~
They seemed the perfect couple and the fans all wished them well
You'd have thought that they would've lasted through Heaven and Hell
But the romance died along with a certain blond bombshell
C'est la vie, don't you know that, unexpected twists sell!
I mean hell; their first kiss got a whole paragraph
While Tobias and Rachel were gypped with a sentence half
Sometimes they were so sappy it made you want to barf
C'est la vie, looks like the cynics get the very last laugh
Sure Cassie was a moralising idealistic pain
Still we thought she'd be Jake's old' ball 'n' chain
But on their parade, KAA did rain
If happy endings don't grab you, try psychological pain
So it all crashed down on that all-too faithful day
It's a pity he never got her in the family way
So you wanna be an Animorph? Don't be a friggin smuck
When it comes, too the ladies, those poor bastards have no bloody luck
They seemed the perfect couple and the fans all wished them well
You'd have thought that they would've lasted through Heaven and Hell
But the romance died along with a certain blond bombshell
C'est la vie, don't you know that, unexpected twists sell!
C'est la vie, don't you know that, unexpected twists sell!
C'est la vie, don't you know that, unexpected twists sell!
Britz-Suitable if not exactly on time for the one year anniversary eh? Well review, tell us what you think.