I don't own Naruto but I do own myself. (Note:Every friend I have in this story is a girl. Brie said you all think she's a boy so I'm putting this reminder in)

It was a normal day in Konoha… not really. Seriously, when is it ever normal in that place? Anyways, somehow me (Jess) my sister (Dana) and my friend (Brie) ended up in the Naruto world. Brie and Dana quickly ran off to the Konoha training grounds while I went over to the Sand Village.

"Kiba!" Shrieked Brie, clinging onto the dog-man's arm. "I love you!" Squeaked Dana, clinging on Kiba's other arm. "What the heck!" Growled Kiba. "K-Kiba, are you ok?" Asked Hinata. "Oh my god!" Shouted Dana, pointing at Hinata, "You're me!" "Huh?" Mumbled Hinata. "My Naruto name is Hinata and you're Hinata!' Laughed Dana (obviously high off sugar). "S-Shino, that one's scary." Said Hinata, backing away. Shino appeared out of nowhere and slapped Dana across the face, "Screw you." "Whoa, what happened to quiet o' bug-man!" Chuckled Brie. Shino turned to Brie and slapped her across the face, "Screw you." Then Shino turned into a million bugs and flew away. "What the…?" Said Dana in shock. "Kiba, I love you!" Shouted Brie. "No, I love him more!" Snapped Dana. "Bite me!" Growled Brie. And of course, Dana bit her. "Hey, only I do that!" Growled Brie. "Bring it on sister!" Smirked Dana. (Note: Dana is only 11 and is a lazy bum while Brie is 13 and she works out.) Brie punched Dana into a lake that magically appeared. Dana jump out and shouted, "You're mom!" "Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me!" Smiled Brie, obviously high off sugar too. Hinata just fainted and Kiba was staring in shock. Were these fan girls for real?

Elsewhere in the Sand Village, I was staring at Gaara, unseen, through a window on a tree. "He's soooo hot!" I said in my head. And being myself: I tripped on nothing, hit my head on a few branches, crashed threw the window, hit my head on the dresser, rolling backwards, fell down the stairs, hit the wall, lived, and wasn't heard. (Yea, that's me…) But Temari walked up and stared at me. "Hi." I said to her. "Who are you, and what are you doing here?" Asked Temari, about to throw me out the window. "Is Gaara home?" I asked. "You're another stupid fan girl, aren't you." Sighed Temari. "Yea, that's me." I said, "Now where's Gaara?" "I'm going to kick you out now." Growled Temari. "But I'm you." I smiled. "Huh?" "I've got a Naruto name thingy and my name is Temari." I replied. "Naruto name thingy?" Repeated Temari. "Yea, you're on some show called Naruto." I said. "Really?" Asked Temari in shock. "Yep." I smiled. "So there are a million people watching us now?" Asked Temari. "No, this is fanficion so people are reading about us." "Oh…" Said Temari; slowly backing away cause she thinks I'm insane. "So, uh… where's Gaara?" I asked. So then Temari threw me out the window and to my unlucky luck, I landed at Gaara's feet. "Another fan girl?" He sighed. "Yep." I smiled.

Back over at the training grounds… Brie and Dana are sitting half-dead. "I've got an idea." Huffed Dana. "What?" Growled Brie. "Let ask Kiba which one of us he likes better." Replied Dana. "Kiba!" Called Brie. "What?" Growled Kiba. 'Who do you like better? Me or the shrimp?" Asked Brie. "Hey!" Growled Dana. "Neither." Replied Kiba. "What!" Shrieked Brie and Dana together. They pulled out their magical bottle of caffeinated sugar and drank/choked on it. (Oh no…) That's when my friend Ashley showed up. "What are you doing this time Brie?" Sighed Ashley. "I've got SUGAR!" Laughed Brie, going into hyperactive mode. "Where's Jessie?" Asked Ashley. "She's with Gaara." Giggled Dana, as if she were drunken Lee. "Ok, thanks." Said Ashley as she walked off to find me. "Wait!" Called Kiba, "Get these two freaks away from me!" "Freaks?" Echoed Brie and Dana. "Uh… I meant, uh…" Kiba thought he was going to die. No, Brie and Dana just clung onto him again and refused to get off.

Back to me and Gaara… "So we're on some tv show?" Said Gaara, a little shocked. "Well, this is a fanfiction so people are reading about us." I said. "Yea…" Said Gaara. He was kinda scared since I'm 'special' or so the men in the white coats tell me. "So now that that's over, can you be my boyfriend?" I asked. "No." Replied Gaara. "Please." I asked, puppy dog eyes. "No." Said Gaara. "I'll eat your hat." I said. "I'm not wearing a hat." Growled Gaara, obviously annoyed. "I'll eat your gourd." I smiled. "I'm leaving now." Said Gaara, walking into the house. I, of course, grabbed onto his leg. "Get off!" Snapped Gaara. "No, you have to say you'll be my boyfriend first!" I said, trying not to be shaken off. "Yea, whatever, I'm you're boyfriend." Growled Gaara, "Now get off!" "Wait, say that again." I smirked. "I'm your boyfriend!" Growled Gaara, "Get off!" "Thank you." I smiled, showing him my recorder. "What the heck!" Growled Gaara, "Give me that!" "No!" I smiled, running away. And unlucky luck me, Gaara started chasing me.

"Hi Jess." I stopped suddenly and Gaara ran into me. "Hi Ash, why are you here?" I asked. "Um… not sure why." Replied Ashley. "Oh, guess what!" I smiled. "What?" Asked Ashley. I pulled out my handy-dandy recorder thing and pressed the play button. "I'm your boyfriend!" Said the record in Gaara's voice. "I found him too!" I smiled, grabbing unconscious Gaara by the collar, "I'm going to make him part of my Gaara shine." "Cool." Said Ashley, "Let's go find Brie and Dana." "Ok." I agreed and we walked off to Konoha and I dragged Gaara there.

I'm still working on my other stories but I got bored and wrote this so I hope you like it :) Plz review