A/N: SO I'm taking a bit of a break from my normal fandom and format to bring you a bit of a domestic text message fic type thing for Sherlock. Johnlock to be a bit more specific. Inoue Orihime15 helped me with this fic in study hall. We can refer to her as the wall I bounce ideas off of. (Love you… :D) So it's a bit strange. I own nothing.
John, I'm bored. –SH
Go do something then. –JW
BORED JOHN. –SH
I'm busy Sherlock –JW
She's not into you. –SH
How would yo- Stop it Sherlock. –JW
It's true. –SH
I'm going to ignore you now. –JW
No you won't. –SH
Goodbye Sherlock.-JW
We need jam. –SH
Oh, and some spackle. –SH
Pick up some milk too. –SH
Can you pick up some ammo? Oh, and the dog needs food too. –SH
John? –SH
Do you know where I can get some embalming fluid? –SH
*3 hours later*
I'm on my way now Sherlock. –JW
Do you know where Mrs. Hudson got this wallpaper? –SH
And if we can get any more? –SH
Sherlock what have you done this time? –JW
Would you believe me if I said nothing? –SH
Not really Sherlock. –JW
It may or may not have involved yellow paint… And some bullets. –SH
Sherlock! –JW
It was for science John! –SH
I'm going to kill you Sherlock. –JW
Er… Meow? –SH
… Ugh… -JW
You get to explain it to Mrs. Hudson Sherlock. –JW
But John! –SH
No buts. You have to explain it. –ZJW
Fine… -SH
Hurry up, we have a case. –SH
Right. –JW
The chase John, is on. -SH