Hello children!!! ArAnCaR_No_6 here!!! This is a random idea that popped into my head, because after some thought, I realized that both Itachi and Sasuke have some crazy blond around that ought to be annoyances to them. Then I thought, 'hey, what if they gave them the Yellow Light?' (I think it sounds like an STD, seriously...)

Well, that's were this idea was born, so here you go!!!

If you don't know what the Yellow Light is, for all you non-gamers, it's the equivalent of the Xbox Red Ring of Death, when a Playstation 3 overheats from dust collection in the vents... I think...

Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me, neither does [Prototype], WET, or the Playstation.

Well, enjoy!!!

(AND REVIEW, DAMN IT!!!)

"Warning: Blonds Cause Yellow Light"

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The only thing that ran through Sasuke's twelve year old mind, just like any natural gamer, was rather simple:

'I AM GOING TO MURDER HIM...'

Currently, he was sitting (A.K.A. tied to a chair) in the Hokage's office with Kakashi to his right, as well as Guy, Asuma and Kurenai, who were still trying to grasp the concept and reason for Sasuke's murderous behavior towards the still completely-terrified Naruto, who just so happened to be hiding behind Tsunade and Jiraiya. Tsunade pinched the bridge of her nose in disbelief. It started when Naruto barged in, screaming his lungs out, a look of terror on his face and a horrifyingly enraged Sasuke close behind, yelling threats of butchering him alive as Kakashi rushed in and tried to calm him. But of course, Sasuke being Sasuke, he got more violent. In fear of things getting out of control (since pissing an Uchiha off never ended well...), Shizune called in the nearest Jonin in order to control the boy. Of course, as the case with every Uchiha that has gotten into such fits, jutsus were out of the question, since Sasuke would be able to simply copy them and retaliate for interfering, they had no choice but to tackle, tie and gag him. Now, the still seething child sat there in silence, his thrashing long gone.

"Okay," she finally said, leaning against the desk behind her. "You got home after that three week joint Genin mission(1) correct?" Insert nod from the tied up Uchiha. "Now, Sasuke, I will let Kakashi remove the gag, but you must and will explain to me exactly why you tried to very literally murder Naruto, okay?" Tsunade spoke gently, a complete contrast of her usual self. Sasuke nodded again. A signal from Tsunade and the gag was gone. "But, you can't continue to spew death threats to any blond in this room." she quickly added.

Sasuke pouted childishly for a few seconds, before clearing his face of emotion. "Fine, but it was Naruto's fault." he said, glaring bitterly at the terrified Kyuubi vessel. Naruto proceeded to shrink slightly, but due to the fact that Jiraiya was near, he felt the courage to explain himself.

"I said I was sorry, I didn't know it could break down." he mumbled, feeling rather pathetic of the fact that he's hiding behind two Sannin from his teammate who happens to be almost a year younger. Sasuke frowned at that. "Well of course it breaks down, thus is the reason why he bought me a five year warranty." he snapped, his irritation growing once again.

Tsunade held a hand up, signaling both boys to silence. "Sasuke, why don't you explain? Naruto will obviously exaggerate if he does." Naruto glared at her when he heard this, as Sasuke racked his mind of exactly what happened to leave him tied and watched.

Like always, between the blond and brunette, it is hilarious...

Hilarious and stupid...

Flashback:

Sasuke nearly dragged his pack through the streets of Konoha, wanting badly to go home and turn on his beloved Playstation 3.

Yes, he accepted the gift his brother had sent him. It didn't take long for him to get hooked, switching between WET and [Prototype], his favorite games of the bunch. Of course, Kakashi gave them days off to rest and recuperate after harsh training sessions, but despite his exhaustion, the twelve year old often found himself tapping away at the R1 button, his eyes never leaving the screen during the complicated sequences.

Now, he's tired and sleepy, almost walking into a nearby pole was he stumbled through the dirt streets, when Kakashi, who had welcomed him at the gate, gently pulled him out of the way.

Sasuke tiredly grumbled something as he fished through his pockets for his apartment keys. It was then that he perked up somewhat, hearing noises from inside as he approached the front door. Jabbing the key in with the upmost silence, Sasuke carefully turned the knob, poking his head out as Kakashi followed close behind. After a few seconds of listening, it didn't take a genius to figure out who it was.

"Naruto?" Sasuke called out, a questioning tone in his voice as he opened his bedroom door, Kakashi staying a few feet behind, allowing his student to deal with the hyperactive blond himself. Said person froze completely, turning slowly to face his teammate at the doorway.

"Oh...you're back?" Naruto nervously asked, a hesitant smile on his face. Sasuke quirked an eyebrow, noticing that his black console was lying on its side, the red light on. "You connected it?" he asked as he dumped his pack on his bed, reaching for his black Dualshock 3 controller.

"NO!!!" Naruto yelled, panic clearly evident. Sasuke frowned. "What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Ummn...nothing!!!" the blond Kyuubi vessel scratched his head nervously as he snatched the controller from his teammates reach. "So,how did the mission go?" Sasuke frowned once again, instantly knowing he did something. Naruto had been so angry when Kakashi had decided to send him instead. There was no way he was going to ask how it went. Standing straight, folding his arms, Sasuke took on a stern look almost identical to his father's.

"What did you do?" he asked, face void of emotion. Naruto flinched visably at the cold tone, before sitting on the bed as he let out a nervous laugh. Sasuke, however, noticed he had sat strategically in front of the PS3.

The Uchiha procceded to make his tone colder and more demanding, as he loosened his arms slightly.

"What. Did. You. Do."

Naruto was silent, clear panic in his face. "Now, Sasuke, don't be hasty." Said person frowned. "I won't be if you tell me what you did." Naruto scratched his head. "Well..." he drifted off as Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked over to his nightstand, pulling a drawer open and pulling out a spare Dualshock 3 controller. Paying no heed to Naruto's rather girlish squeak of horror, he tapped the PS button.

A beep was heard through the room, accompanied with the sound of the air vents going into action. Sasuke sighed, was this what he was getting worked up about? The thought didn't stay for long, for shortly after, a beeping noise sounded, signaling the system was turning off. He raised an eyebrow, having not turned it off himself. He procceded to walk around a pale-faced Naruto to his black console. Sasuke eyed the PS3, wondering exactly what happened. He tapped the PS button once again, watching as the once red light flicked to green, the one below it going blue, a symbol of his beloved WET videogame inside.

Nothing wrong, right?

Wrong...

So horribly wrong...

His eyes widened and he stared in complete horror as the once green light flicked to yellow for a few seconds, before shutting down with a blinking red.

Silence...

He tried it again, still in disbelief. 'No, it couldn't be...' he thought desperately as the light blinked yellow for the 4th time.

More silence...

Sasuke turned slowly to face his blond teammate, a look of shock plastered on both faces. "You gave me the YELLOW LIGHT?!" Sasuke uncharacteristically screamed, horror-struck and anger hinted in his now strained voice as he pointed accusingly and childishly at his teammate. Naruto quickly shot up, slowly making his was to the doorway. "Now Sasuke..." he nervously held his hands up, having feared this day for the last week. "You did this on purpose, didn't you?" Sasuke growled as he produced a 9-inch kunai out of nowhere. "It was because I went on that mission instead of you, wasn't it?" Naruto squeaked a little. "Sasuke, you're scaring me..." he trailed off, seriously getting afraid. "You don't know fear, you're going to pay!!!"

It didn't take long for Kakashi, who had decided to seat himself in the living room, to hear and see the girlish screams of Naruto, with an enraged Sasuke hot on his heels, bolt out the door, the Uchiha's long strings of violent promises of brutal death audible from several blocks away.

End Flashback

Tsunade was quiet for a while, looking completely dumbstruck.

"That's it?" she asked in shock, as Sasuke's eyes narrowed somewhat.

"What do you mean 'that's it?'?! He broke my Playstation 3 that my brother gave me!!!" he hollered, clearly aggravated. Jiraiya's eyebrows raised in surprise. 'Itachi bought it for him?' he thought, wondering where the heck he could purchase something like that without being turned in.

"I'm sorry!!!" Naruto cried out, putting his hands together in the form of a plea. "I didn't know it could break down after 89 hours!!!(2)"

"WHAT THE HELL?! YOU LEFT IT ON FOR MORE THAN THREE DAYS NONSTOP?!?!" Sasuke began releasing chakra without realizing, the concentration so great that the ropes began burning. Naruto let out a squeak as Sasuke began to scream profanities again. Kakashi began to try to restrain him again, but to no avail. Sasuke broke out, running at Naruto, who also ran out the room, his girlish screams of terror echoing through the hallways.

Silence...

"My God...all this for a videogame console." Tsunade breathed, an ticked-mark surfacing, accompanied by a headache.

Kakashi sweatdropped.

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IMPORTANT:

(1) Joint Genin Mission: When I was thinking of some mission to give to Sasuke, this popped out. I was also thinking, what if one of the Genin teams were left without a sensei or team member? Since they're so used to each other, they might clash when assigned with others on a mission, so I had this set up. Basically, each Jonin chooses only one capable student from their teams (i.e: Kakashi chose Sasuke) These chosen students are given a higher ranked mission in order to have them cooperate with each other (since some are considered to be a natural genius, having them working together would built strategy, thus increasing the chances of them being able to work together when separated from their teams during any enemy attack.). Thus is how the Joint Genin Mission was born!!! I might make the mission itself into a story, I just need the heads up from the readers, which is why you should review!!!!

(2)The 89 hours are just numbers randomly pressed at the same time (Lolz), it is not the actual time a PS3 system stays running until it gets the Yellow Light.

Review!!! And tell me if I should make a story about the Joint Genin Mission!!!

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This is Chapter 1 of 2, Chapter 3 will be a short Epilouge...

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Also, read the Akatsuki Gamer Trilogy!!! Starting with 'When Bonding Goes Wrong', 'Of Tape and Limited Editions', and ending with 'Generosity'!!!

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Reviews are greatly appreciated =D (And I'm talking to those who simply go back to the archive without doing so!!!!)