Ok. I started this story REALLY long ago. It was kinda random but I was like OBSESSED with iCarly and just wanted to make a random series that, I guess, turned into a seddie fic=]. There I go with those faces again. Soooooooooo, yeah. This is all of the gang chillin on a chatroom. Just talkin' and shiz like that. Rate and Review. 3

I do not own iCarly and its characters.

Friday, November 15

Sam-i-am: Freddie, y did u have 2 interseft with me and Carlys convo.

Ready,Freddie: It's int-er-sept Sam.

Sam-i-am: Its ir-rel-ivent Freddie.

Ready,Freddie: Wow Sam u used a word with more than six letters in one sentence correctly

Sam-i-am: Wow Freddie, your a nub! ; )

Ready,Freddie: ya know what Sam!

Sam-i-am: what Freddie, what!?

Smarty-Carly: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!

Sam-i-am:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Ready,Freddie: Hey, dont yell Carly like that!

Sam-i-am: I'll stop yelling if you stop nubbing!

Ready,Freddie: Nubbing? thats not even a word! and don't you go around giving me altimatums!

Sam-i-am: Then dont you go around saying big words when you know for a fact i won't understand them!

Ready,Freddie: Whatever? your just jealous cuz im beautiful.

Sam-i-am: Exuse me?

Smarty-Carly: WHAT DID HE JUST SAY? hahahaha

Sam-i-am: Yeah really Freddie that was like so tottaly random.

Smarty-Carly: Yeah if we were all in the same room I'd say AAAAAAAWKWARD! But since were not I'll say it to myself and type it to you guys.

Ready,Freddie: You're such a multitasker.

Smarty-Carly: AAAAAAAAAAAAWKWARD!

Sam-i-am: Yeah, you can type that again.

Smarty-Carly: AAAAAAAAAAAAWKWARD!

Sam-i-am: Yeah you could type that another time.

Smarty-Carly: AAAAAAAAAAAAWKWARD!

Sam-i-am: Yeah its so weird, Im gonna need you to type that one more time.

Smarty-Carly: Ok Sam, I'm done.

Sam-i-am: Yeah I figured. I was just trying to see how many times I could get you to type it.

Smarty-Carly: Well sorry to disapiont you, but my fradgile fingers need a rest.

Sam-i-am: Yeah, ok. hey what happened to the nerd?

Smarty-Carly: What nerd?

Sam-i-am: You know, the one who stalks you all the time, and he thinks he's beautiful?

Smarty-Carly: Oh, u mean Freddie?

Sam-i-am: Does it really matter?

Ready,Freddie: SAM.

Sam-i-am: WHAT.

Ready,Freddie: I'm still here.

Sam-i-am: What, are you daydreaming about you and Carly being married again? Is that why u spaced?

Ready,Freddie: NO. My mom was calling me F.Y.I. she wanted to give me a tick ba- I mean..... dinner.

Sam-i-am: oh sure, and afterwards she was gonna rub some tick lo- I mean watch a movie with u.

Ready,Freddie: Not funny Sam!

Sam-i-am: Hey, but really I can't talk long. I have to go eat some ham- I mean do all my homework and extera credit.

Ready,Freddie: Sam! Carly make her stop!

Smarty-Carly: What can i do, I'm in my house?

Ready,Freddie: You can tell her to stop, you know she doesn't listen to me.

Smarty-Carly: Sorry can't, I have to go make dinner- I mean lock Spencer in the hall closet.

Sam-i-am: HAAAAAAA! good one Carls! Cyber five!

Ready,Freddie: So what are we doing, making up a bunch of lies and mocking Freddie?

Smarty-Carly: Sorry, I just thought the thought of ME pretending to be bad would be funny.

Sam-i-am: It's even more fun actually BEING bad.

Smarty-Carly: Of course you would know Sam.

Sam-i-am: Why thank yah darlin.

Smarty-Carly: But really I hate being a Carly-too-shoes.

Ready,Freddie: A who 2 what?

Smarty-Carly: You know like Goodie-Two-Shoes? thats what sam used to call me.

Sam-i-am: Who? me?

Smarty-Carly: And the best part is that Sam is a rebel, so if she says im a "Carly-too-shoes", then I know 4 sure I am.

Sam-i-am: Why do i not remember this?

Smarty-Carly: Why would you it was like, 2nd grade.

Sam-i-am: And you still remember becuz...?

Smarty-Carly: Yeah, well, it was kinda a memerable day.

Sam-i-am: How?

Smarty-Carly: It was the first time i got in trouble in school. Us good kids never forget the first time we cross the dark side.

Ready,Freddie: Oooooh, what happened?

Smarty-Carly: Well, Sam decided she wanted to cause some ruccius during nap time.

Ready,Freddie: Typical Sam...

Sam-i-am: Shuttup dork.

Smarty-Carly: Anyway, since i was like her accomplice in crime, of course i had to help. So we went outside to a pond that was in the back of the school and got this huge frog.

Ready,Freddie: Uh oh, i know where this is going.

Sam-i-am: You do?

Ready,Freddie: Yup, then you brought it inside and dumped it down some innocent kids blanket while he was napping. a kid who happened to have such bad allergies he always had those viccs nose drops in his pocket and probably had an ambulence on speed dial.

Smarty-Carly: How do you know?

Ready,Freddie: .....Take a wild guess.

Sam-i-am: YOU SAID WHAT NOW?!?

Smarty-Carly: NO WAY!

Ready,Freddie: "YES WAY!" it was me.

Smarty-Carly: But i would have remebered your name, I dont remember a Freddie until third grade.

Ready,Freddie: That's cuz when i was little i didnt care that my name was Fredward. even though evreyone either called me Sneeze Ball or Mucces Boi. when i was 9 i shortened it to just Freddie.

Sam-i-am: OMG! MUCIS BOI! I REMEMBER NOW! lol! I KNEW THAT I KNEW SOMEONE NAMED FREDWARD BEFORE I MET YOU!

Smarty-Carly: OMG it was u!

Sam-i-am: Wow Freddie, compared to 2nd grade, the 3rd grade you was a HUGE step up. You really know how to fix urself up.

Smarty-Carly: Yeah really. I mean who knew once you took away the glasses and the highwater pants and the suspenders there's actually a decent kid in their.

Ready,Freddie: Gee thanx, but...........hey wait a sec.

Smarty-Carly: What's up?

Ready,Freddie: Did Sam just give me a compliment?

Smarty-Carly: What? no, did she?

Ready,Freddie: I dont know, but i think she said i looked good in second grade. 8]

Smarty-Carly: Sam! did you just compliment Freddie?

Sam-i-am: Umm...I don't think so. Ew, Did I?

Smarty-Carly: idk.

Ready,Freddie: Well, I'm definatly feeling some complimenting Freddie vibes going on right now.

Sam-i-am: well idk what u guys are talkin about.

Smarty-Carly: DUDE! SHE DID SAY IT, I SEE IT IN THE CHAT HISTORY!

Sam-i-am: Ugh, whatever!

Ready,Freddie: Wait, wait, my moms calling me 4 dinner.

Sam-i-am: Sure, "dinner";]

Ready,Freddie: I gotta go, its a good thing i have this in writing.

Sam-i-am: just go you nasty Mucis Boi.

Ready,Freddie: Sam, you know you want my body. ;] BRB guys.

Sam-i-am: WHAT?

Ready, Freddie has singed off.

Sam-i-am: DID HE JUST SAY THAT TO ME!

Smarty-Carly: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam-i-am: THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY!

Smarty-Carly: Sorry, I'm to busy trying to spell out the abreviation 4 "laughing out loud so hard about what Freddie just said to Sam that i cant type"

Sam-i-am: EXCUSE ME? YOUR LAUGHING?

Smarty-Carly: LOLSHAWFJSTSTICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam-i-am: HUH! IM SIGNING OFF, I CANT BELIVE THAT FREAK SAID THAT TO ME.

Smary-Carly: Oh calm down. He was just kidding.

Sam-i-am: How can we know for sure???

Smary-Carly: C'mon. Freddie would never accuse you of actually LIKING him...would he?

Sam-i-am: I don't know. Gosh, he's such a loser.

Smary-Carly: A loser who apperiantly was cute back in 2nd grade.=]

Sam-i-am: Shuttup.

Smary-Carly: Why? Cuz it's true?

Sam-i-am: Maybe. :]

Ready,Freddie is singed in.

Smarty-Carly: ..............................uh oh

Sam-i-am: OMG

Ready,Freddie: Hey guys whats up?

Sam-i-am has singed off.

Ready,Freddie: Carly? Where did Sam go?

Smarty-Carly: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Ready,Freddie: Are you ok?

Smarty-Carly: I gotta go......

Ready,Freddie: Wait, whats going on?

Smarty-Carly has singed off.

Haha ok. I know that was REALLY LONG. And trust me their was even MORE but I cut out stuff that I felt was kinda useless. So, pleaserz, pleaserz, PLEASERZ RATE&REVIEW! I would really like to get some feedback. Tell me you like it. Hate it. Qwatevah! (and no the q wasn't a mistake.)