This is a Magic School Bus fanfiction. Enjoy!
Today was an exciting field trip for Mrs. Frizzle's class. They were going back in time... again. They were to go to the year 272 BC in Greece. The problem was that the Frizz didn't know where they would pop up. The location would be COMPLETELY random.
"Well, before we go on the trip, lets take roll call to make sure everyone's here.", Mrs. Frizzle said. Everyone was there except for Phoebe. Just as they assumed she was sick, the door burst open.
"Sorry I'm late, Mrs. Frizzle. There was a lot of traffic.", Phoebe said, panting from exhaustion. Mrs. Frizzle knew that the class was ready.
They went to the bus, started up the engine, and Mrs. Frizzle, as usual, exclaimed "WAHOO!".
As they were going through time, Phoebe wondered where they were to appear. Carlos tried to help her to think positive by telling another terrible pun. Then things got worse than Carlos's jokes!
The bus landed not in Athens, nor Corinth, but they landed in Sparta! Immediately, the bus was surrounded by hoplites, Greek spear infantry known for its phalanx position. The hoplites did something that not even the author knows why.
The Spartans captured the four girls, Mrs. Frizzle, and the bus!
"Crap", Carlos exclaimed, "that bus was our only way out of here!".
"I knew I should have stayed home today!", Arnold whined.
"Maybe the girls should have stayed home today!", Ralphie replied.
So they decided to go to a place that will give the most useful advise to anyone, Spartan or Athenian. The Oracle of Delphi!