A.N.: E/O challenge, WOW: Kit, Spoilers up to 'Mystery Spot', dialogue only, thanks for reading and Happy New Year!
Disclaimer: Not mine.
"Dean, put it down."
"It's a kitten for Christ's sake."
*sigh* "Just... put. It. Down."
"Jeez Sammy, what's got your panties in a bunch? You'd think it was that time of the month." *snort*
"Dean,"
"Come on! Look how cute he is, with his big brown eyes and his little whiskers,"
"Dean,"
"Solves all our mouse problems in the piece of shit hotels we end up in. I think we should keep him."
"Dean!"
"Aww look Sam, he likes me,"
"I swear to God Dean,"
"Who's a cute little guy? You are, you are," *slice* *hurk* *thud*
"Goddammit Dean!"