A/N: I was requested by a different possible, hopefully friend to do the Ed, Edd, n Eddy episodes during the summer, only with Mike in them. However, I was asked to do the episodes after the Urban Rangers since Mike doesn't really know them and I decided to do them from here until the episode which was the original series finale; Take This Ed and Shove It. Read & Review!
Mike was fast asleep in her new bedroom after another fun day of summer in the cul-de-sac. However, while she was sleeping, she struggled and tossed and turned in her bed as she heard something downstairs.
"Mom? Dad?" Mike woke up instantly, then flew off her covers to reveal her pink nightgown. She took a flashlight and crept down the stairs as she heard rummaging in the fridge. "Dad, no more pork rinds, you remember what happened last time..." she then flashed her light to see that it was actually one of her friends. "ED!"
Ed didn't answer her, he kept rummaging through the fridge for food.
"Ed, what do you think you're doing?" Mike glared up at Ed, shining her light on him.
Ed still didn't answer and kept eating from the Mavinsky family fridge.
"Okay, this is annoying," Mike narrowed her eyes, looking in deadpan as almost always.
Ed finished what he could of the fridge and walked out the door.
"Hey, get back here!" Mike chased after Ed, dressed in her day clothes instantly as Ed wandered away, then she ran into Double D and Eddy. "Guys, Ed just-"
"Broke into your house and ate everything in your fridge." Double D and Eddy said then without her having to tell them.
"No, he-" Mike stopped once she realized what they said. "Hey, yeah... How'd you know?"
"Got me too." Eddy replied.
"He ate Jim!" Double D cried out, taking out a potted plant of a bitten cactus.
"Yowch." Mike cringed about Ed eating the prickly desert plant.
"Come on, Mike, let's go see what big Ed is up to." Eddy gestured for her to follow them.
Mike yawned, but then followed the Ed's.
At Nazz's house, the girl was asleep and so were her parents. Mike, Eddy, and Double D looked into Nazz's bedroom as Ed took a cucumber off her eye to eat it. On his way out of her room, he dropped an egg and an apple. Ed was going to the fridge and eating those remains too.
"Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" Eddy beamed. "Man, tell me I wasn't dreaming!" He then laughed. "He scarfed the whole fridge!"
"Quiet!" Mike hissed at him as Double D shushed him.
Ed was now in Jimmy's kitchen as he was eating pie and washing it down with a carton of milk.
"I hope he doesn't wake Jimmy," Double D sounded scared. "This is not good."
"This is disgusting." Mike wrinkled her nose.
"This is rich, guys!" Eddy told them. "Have a seat, front row center to the greatest show on Earth!" he got them to sit down in front of the window and handed Mike some popcorn to share with her.
"Are you gonna share those with me too?" Double D asked.
Mike, Double D, and Eddy watched as Ed had just eaten a whole melon. He ate a large armful of more food and used a piece of bread to wipe his face. Ed threw up the bread and caught it in his mouth.
"That was very good!" Double D was impressed.
"Way to go, Ed!" Mike cheered, then whistled for him.
"I can't figure out where he's putting it all," Eddy smiled at the two of them, then looked back to the kitchen. "Huh? Where'd he go?"
"Come on, we better find him." Mike said as they got inside Jimmy's house.
The three of the kids were now inside the kitchen with the mess Ed had left behind.
"Do you think Ed swallowed himself?" Double D pondered.
"Help, help!" Jimmy's voice was heard.
"Come on!" Mike got the Ed's to follow her as they came to Jimmy's bedroom door and she put her hand on the doorknob.
"I'm terrified beyond rational thought, I can't look!" Double D winced.
Mike turned the doorknob. "Jimmy...?"
Ed was nowhere to be seen. Jimmy was shown to be dripping from a puddle of saliva and he was shivering.
Mike chuckled. "That's a good look for you."
"What's happened?" Double D asked.
"He spit Jimmy out." Eddy said once he got a look of the scene himself.
Double D was now relieved.
"We better get out of here." Mike told the boys.
"Yeah, don't wanna miss Ed getting a heartburn." Eddy agreed with her.
Mike, Double D, and Eddy were following a trail of empty food containers now that were down the lane.
"Look at this!" Eddy looked around.
"Looks like that Ed ate the whole neighborhood." Mike couldn't believe her eyes, she had never seen anything like this.
"Messy, messy," Double D muttered as he picked up a milk bottle. "Sleepwalking and eating everyone's food is one thing. But LITTERING!?"
"Wow, Ed ate a whole box of bran muffins!" Mike called and laughed a little.
"This could be dangerous, you guys." Double D said to the two of them.
"Oh, yeah!" Eddy grabbed Mike's hand and they zoomed down the trail. "This mess should lead us right to him!"
"Look at that." Mike got herself free and saw the trail of sausages led to the Hill family basement where Ed slept.
"Bingo, great thinking, Mike!" Eddy gave her a thumb's up and grabbed the sausages. "Gotcha! Whoa..."
Mike tried to pull Eddy back, but was being pulled with Eddy into the basement. Mike and Eddy then were inside and bounced against a table and fell into Ed's chair. Mike was on top of Eddy now.
"Careful, you two." Double D said to them.
Eddy got to where he was next to Mike and took out a turkey. "Finder's keepers!"
"Eddy?" Mike poked his shoulder.
"What?" Eddy looked to her.
Double D pointed to where their friend was. Ed was lying on his bed with his big bloated belly and the food was all around him. Mike and Eddy then decided to take this time to try and wake up Ed.
"Hi, guys!" Ed beamed once he woke up, happy to see the three of them.
"Ed, did you know that you walk in your sleep and that you have consumed all the food within a five block radius of your bed?" Double D scolded.
"Not only that, but I feel as though I have consumed all the food within a five-block radius of my bed." Ed commented, then looked at Double D's cactus. "Jim got a haircut."
"Don't you remember anything?" Mike asked him. "You broke into everyone's houses and ate almost anything in your path! It was so gross!"
"You were great!" Eddy interjected. "You ate everything, including Jimmy!"
"Oh, no!" Ed grew horrified and looked at his large gut. "Jimmy, don't tell Sarah! Guys, help me!"
"Don't worry, we're gonna sleepover so we can keep an eye on you." Eddy assured him. "Got any extra blankets?"
Ed looked over to Mike. "My parents say I can't let girls sleepover, guys, sorry, Mike."
"Uhh... I'm not Mike!" the tomboy lied, she tied her pigtails into a bun and put on a backwards green hat. "It's me, Kevin!" she lowered her voice.
"Cool!" Ed beamed. "Come on, Jimmy, it's time for bed."
Later, everyone went to sleep. Ed was sleeping in his bed with some rope while Mike, Double D, and Eddy slept with blankets. They were all sleeping just fine. However, Ed got up and started walking in his sleep again. A crash was heard and Double D woke his friends up. Ed kept going with the bed out the doorframe and there was light thudding heard from upstairs.
"Ed, shut up!" Sarah's voice was heard.
Mike, Double D, and Eddy rushed out to go after Ed, but he was going on without them. Ed was able to climb over the fence and grabbed a pair of panties in his teeth and used them like a parachute as he was flying in the sky.
"Well, this'll be interesting to write in what I did for my summer vacation..." Mike muttered.
"Oh, that big lug cracks me up!" Eddy laughed.
"I think I know how to lure him back!" Double D was hit with an idea.
"Why?" Eddy sounded disappointed.
"How?" Mike asked, nudging Eddy.
Double D told the two his idea, all they had to do now was wait. The three of them wore clothespins and used Ed's shoes to lure the boy to them. He was inside another house and Ed was shown coming for the fowl odor. Ed had gratefully grown in size and soon he had fallen for the trap. The question was what to do in the morning since everyone was ransacked of their food and their parents would no doubt be leaving for grocery shopping in the morning.
Mike was in bed now and she had her pillow over her head. She heard her parents yelling about the loss of food and the other parents had called them to tell them the same thing had happened.
"Mike, your mom and I are going to the grocery store, be sure to play with your friends!" Mr. Mavinsky called.
"Okay, Dad!" Mike called back tiredly, then snuggled down in her bed. "After last night, I never wanna hear the word 'food' again..." she muttered, going back to sleep.
