Disclamier: I really hate writing these disclaimers. "Man! I Feel Like a Woman" was performed by Shania Twain and belongs to some record company. All things Tolkein belong to Tolkein, New Line, and Burger King!!!!
Author's Note: ::Panting with an angry glare in her eye:: I'm REALLY sick and tired of writing these disclaimers!!! OK, I'm done griping now. ::Smiles:: Hope you like this!
Man! I Feel Like a Ringwraith
Done to the tune of "Man! I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain
Decicated to my quirky gang of black-cloaked evildoers, which you can read about at: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=526704
Let's go Mortals
C'mon!
I'm riding out tonight
I'm feeling all right
Gonna let my cloak hang down
Wanna make some noise
With my Mordor voice
Yeah, I wanna screech and shout
These are our missions:
Make no conditions
Break that little halfling's spine
We all aspire to find this "Shire"
And put that "Baggins" six feet down
The worst thing about being a Ringwraith
Is the requirement of hidin' from the sun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy
We've never been lazy
Blood spurts; Frodo hurts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild
Yeah, he'll cry like a child
Oh, oh, oh, plenty of action
Job satisfaction
Give 'em a scare
Hobbits beware
Oh, oh, oh, catch up at Bree
And stab them with our steel...
Man! I feel like a Ringwraith
We made a mistake
But for goodness sake
Sauron please just calm down!
The Weathertop Advance
These guys don't have a chance
With their tower so run-down
The worst thing about being a Ringwraith
Is when you're caught on fire; that isn't much fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy
Things are all hazy
Call captain Lurtz
Cause this really hurts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah
Strider makes us riled
Oh, oh, oh, get out of the action
Here's our reaction:
This is unfair, but don't despair
Oh, oh, oh, I think we agree, yeah
Defeated we hate to be
But man! I feel like a Ringwraith
The worst thing about being a Ringwraith
Is when you're drowned by Arwen; that isn't much fun (glub glub)
Oh, oh, oh, this whole thing is crazy
These halflings amaze me
I hate to be curt but I just might convert
Oh, oh, oh, we've all been reviled, yeah
By this elven child
Oh, oh, oh, deserting this faction
Has an attraction
I do declair, victory's rare
Oh, oh, oh, I think we agree, yeah
We need a break for tea (need a break for tea)
But man! I feel like a Ringwraith
Uh-huh yeah yeah
Get totally crazy
Can you heal it?
Come, come, come on wraithy
Woo! Woo! Woo!
I feel like a Ringwraith!
Author's Note: ::Panting with an angry glare in her eye:: I'm REALLY sick and tired of writing these disclaimers!!! OK, I'm done griping now. ::Smiles:: Hope you like this!
Man! I Feel Like a Ringwraith
Done to the tune of "Man! I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain
Decicated to my quirky gang of black-cloaked evildoers, which you can read about at: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=526704
Let's go Mortals
C'mon!
I'm riding out tonight
I'm feeling all right
Gonna let my cloak hang down
Wanna make some noise
With my Mordor voice
Yeah, I wanna screech and shout
These are our missions:
Make no conditions
Break that little halfling's spine
We all aspire to find this "Shire"
And put that "Baggins" six feet down
The worst thing about being a Ringwraith
Is the requirement of hidin' from the sun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy
We've never been lazy
Blood spurts; Frodo hurts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild
Yeah, he'll cry like a child
Oh, oh, oh, plenty of action
Job satisfaction
Give 'em a scare
Hobbits beware
Oh, oh, oh, catch up at Bree
And stab them with our steel...
Man! I feel like a Ringwraith
We made a mistake
But for goodness sake
Sauron please just calm down!
The Weathertop Advance
These guys don't have a chance
With their tower so run-down
The worst thing about being a Ringwraith
Is when you're caught on fire; that isn't much fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy
Things are all hazy
Call captain Lurtz
Cause this really hurts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah
Strider makes us riled
Oh, oh, oh, get out of the action
Here's our reaction:
This is unfair, but don't despair
Oh, oh, oh, I think we agree, yeah
Defeated we hate to be
But man! I feel like a Ringwraith
The worst thing about being a Ringwraith
Is when you're drowned by Arwen; that isn't much fun (glub glub)
Oh, oh, oh, this whole thing is crazy
These halflings amaze me
I hate to be curt but I just might convert
Oh, oh, oh, we've all been reviled, yeah
By this elven child
Oh, oh, oh, deserting this faction
Has an attraction
I do declair, victory's rare
Oh, oh, oh, I think we agree, yeah
We need a break for tea (need a break for tea)
But man! I feel like a Ringwraith
Uh-huh yeah yeah
Get totally crazy
Can you heal it?
Come, come, come on wraithy
Woo! Woo! Woo!
I feel like a Ringwraith!