Title: From the Diaries of Ron Weasley

Author: Draco*Lover

Summery: Ron writes in his journal about the relationship of his best friend and his arch-enemy…not really what you think

Rating: R…it could be PG-13, since 'Dude where's my Car' is much worse… but you all like the ratings higher

Disclaimer: Not mine… never will be… I just screw with their heads… they are J.K.R's

It has been three months since Harry Potter first fell head-over- heels, madly in love-"the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket"-with one human being. Surprisingly enough that one person he has been drooling over for the past three months is the same person he had a grueling hatred towards four months ago. It seems amazing how quickly a despising passion of hatred turns into a bloody groping passion of love.

It was only one glance that did it. It happened very quickly, and it was only one glance! Some could not see it, but sparks really did fly, and the world went helter-skelter between those two. Now Harry wears that ecstatic smile of delirium, and often would mutter ~his~ name under his breath.

Hermione is another who recognizes how hot Draco's smirk is. Now, it is not a "sneer," but [high-pitched voice of 'Mione] "a cute mischievous smile." I think her hormones are just pounding.

I wouldn't be so pained if my best friend was the only one spelled. Malfoy, however, seems to return the feelings. I am not sure if Malfoy is either crazed over Harry, or just using him.

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I walked in on them once. I heard some commotion in a cupboard on the second floor. Not thinking, I opened the door and was given a free show, much to my nasty surprise. My heart began to race, my legs locked…all I could do was stand there and stare. Draco Malfoy finally knocked me over and closed the door on them, locking me out. I had to suppress a raging hard-on until I got to my four-poster. I am sure my faced burned bright red too.

I worry about my friend, but more so I feel a twinge of jealousy. Why is Harry wasting his time with that slicked-haired git. Alright, I admit it, Draco is highly attractive!! Well, damn! He Iis/I one sexy bitch! But it is his personality that ruins it all… if he wasn't such a jerk…..Well, he and Harry just don't match up. I am not saying they don't look good together, 'cause they do… it's just that….well…they aren't what one would call 'Soul Mates.'

I wish there was a counter curse towards love that I could perform, but knowing myself I will probably screw it up again. I guess I should go to Hermione-perhaps she will help me. Damn! This whole problem would be solved if I did not try to work the love potion on Harry in the first place.

Love, Ron Weasley!

A/N: I might do a whole 'series' of 'From the Diaries of Ron Weasley' if enough people like it… it didn't take me long to write at all. Latin class inspired the idea. Health class finessed it. It was finished and edited in one day… I must say that is a record…thank you…