Ronins vs. Gundam
By: Akurei Difficile
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Akurei:I'm sure you all wonder what would happen if the Ronins met up w/ the G-boys, right?
Gypsy: Not exactly...
Akurei: Be glad I put you in this fic and Hush....
Gypsy: Ohkay... *reads from script* so what happens when the guys meet up?
Akurei: something like this..... *throws the Ronins and Gundams in Mia's house together*
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Quatre: somehow I don't think we're on Earth anymore
Rowen: Of course you are, haven't you ever been to Japan?
Duo: JAPAN! Awesome!
Heero: *smacks head* Duo-koi, I'm Japanese you know.
Duo: Oh, I thought that was Wufei...
Wufei: I'm Chinese you baka
Kento: Can I eat now, I'm STARVING...please Ryo, can I?
Ryo: Go right ahead, do I look like I care?
Kento: you're the best ^^ *runs off to chow down on the contents of Mia's refrigerator*
*Gundams blink*
Cye: Oiy, that's Kento for you.
Sage: *touching up his hair for the millionth time* You guys obviously don't take pride in your appearance
*G-boys look over at him*
Quatre: I'll have you know my Trowa is a hell of a lot better looking than you
Ryo: Who's Trowa?
Trowa: *steps forward* I am
Cye: *turns pale* you two like each other? I mean, you're both guys.
Duo: Uh, duh....me and Hee-chan here are together too *puts arm over Heero's shoulder*
*Ronins exchange glances*
Wufei: thank god there are no onna's here
Mia:*walks in* you were saying?
Wufei: injustice....*cough* weakling *cough*
Ryo: you didn't just call my woman weak...
Mia: A. I'm not your woman....B. I'm not weak
*Ryo pouts in the corner*
Sage: hey Mia, looking good today *walks up to her, almost in a seductive way*
Mia: try another time Sage, I'm still not interested
Trowa: Wufei here is single
*Wufei turns bright red...being the closet case that he is*
Sage: I don't go after men, sorry, try Talpa
*the scary mask of Talpa appears*
Talpa: someone called?
Wufei: hmm, hot stuff, over here....
*Wufei and Talpa end up going off for dinner and a movie (Akurei: ICK!) (Gypsy: that's YECH!)*
Cye: Well, can I offer any one something to eat or drink?
Mia: Yeah, there's plenty we can get for you
Heero, Quatre, and Trowa: no thanks
Duo: I'll take whatever dessert you have, followed by as much caffeine as I can get
Heero: Oh no you don't, I don't need your ass going all hyper on me again like you did last night
Duo: *nudges Heero in the side* You weren't supposed to talk about that in front of them
Rowen: Urrr....I'll just pretend I didn't hear that
Ryo: Hey, wait, are you guys saying we're lower than you or something?
Sage: Ryo, keep your mouth shut
Trowa: ........
Heero: Hnnnnn....
Rowen: *raises eyebrow* what was that?
Quatre: They're bored
Duo: Oh....what a pretty kitty!!! *pets White Blaze*
Ryo: Tiger, White Blaze is a tiger *sweatdrop*
Wufei: I'm back *walks in the door, his clothing rather wrinkled*
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*meanwhile the Warlords and Kayura were plotting...To quote The Grinch Who Stole Christmas...."they had a horrible idea, a wonderfully horrible idea"*
Kayura: So why exactly are we getting along?
Kale: We can't do this without your help, that's why
Kayura: Oh....and here I thought you clowns were getting used to the idea of me ruling over you
Sekhmet: Ha, that's very funny Kayura, but do dream on
Anubis: Shut up already, now let's think this over
Sekhmet: I have a potion that will, shall we say, cause quite a stir for the Ronins
Kayura: and it doesn't hurt that the Gundams are around?
Dais: I've seen Sekhmet's potion, it will be of no consequence that the Gundams are there...in fact, it will be very helpful
Anubis: To get into the house we are going to need a diversion, otherwise the Ronins may pick up on us
Kale: Why don't we just go without our armor on?
Anubis: *sweatdrop* Never thought of that
Dais: What about Master Talpa?
Kayura: *stiffles her laughter* He went off...something about a hot date...you know how the Master is
*The four Warlords look pain stricken as they try not to visualize the occurance*
Sekhmet: Why don't we just walk in, toss the stuff on them, then sit back and watch the show?
Dais: sounds easy, given the fact that the Ronins are children, I say we go for it
Kale: I'm in
Kayura: I suppose I'll have to watch to make sure you morons get it right
Anubis: Very well...and Kayura, we won't fail *smirks*
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The Ronins and Gundams were doing their best to have a fairly decent conversation. Aside from slight personality clashes, everything was going well. They never even felt the presence of the Warlords and Kayura, who had entered into the house with the use of their powers. Sekhmet took out his little bottle of sweet and sour potion. Throwing it down on the floor, the liquid spilled out onto the floor, then quick as lightning turned to gas and spread throughout the house. It was then that the Warlords, along with Kayura, vanished from the house, only to reappear outside by the window that looked into the living room.
Gundams and Ronins: What the!? AHHHHHHHHH!!!
*snickering comes from outside as the boys all faint*
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Part 2 coming soon
By: Akurei Difficile
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Akurei:I'm sure you all wonder what would happen if the Ronins met up w/ the G-boys, right?
Gypsy: Not exactly...
Akurei: Be glad I put you in this fic and Hush....
Gypsy: Ohkay... *reads from script* so what happens when the guys meet up?
Akurei: something like this..... *throws the Ronins and Gundams in Mia's house together*
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Quatre: somehow I don't think we're on Earth anymore
Rowen: Of course you are, haven't you ever been to Japan?
Duo: JAPAN! Awesome!
Heero: *smacks head* Duo-koi, I'm Japanese you know.
Duo: Oh, I thought that was Wufei...
Wufei: I'm Chinese you baka
Kento: Can I eat now, I'm STARVING...please Ryo, can I?
Ryo: Go right ahead, do I look like I care?
Kento: you're the best ^^ *runs off to chow down on the contents of Mia's refrigerator*
*Gundams blink*
Cye: Oiy, that's Kento for you.
Sage: *touching up his hair for the millionth time* You guys obviously don't take pride in your appearance
*G-boys look over at him*
Quatre: I'll have you know my Trowa is a hell of a lot better looking than you
Ryo: Who's Trowa?
Trowa: *steps forward* I am
Cye: *turns pale* you two like each other? I mean, you're both guys.
Duo: Uh, duh....me and Hee-chan here are together too *puts arm over Heero's shoulder*
*Ronins exchange glances*
Wufei: thank god there are no onna's here
Mia:*walks in* you were saying?
Wufei: injustice....*cough* weakling *cough*
Ryo: you didn't just call my woman weak...
Mia: A. I'm not your woman....B. I'm not weak
*Ryo pouts in the corner*
Sage: hey Mia, looking good today *walks up to her, almost in a seductive way*
Mia: try another time Sage, I'm still not interested
Trowa: Wufei here is single
*Wufei turns bright red...being the closet case that he is*
Sage: I don't go after men, sorry, try Talpa
*the scary mask of Talpa appears*
Talpa: someone called?
Wufei: hmm, hot stuff, over here....
*Wufei and Talpa end up going off for dinner and a movie (Akurei: ICK!) (Gypsy: that's YECH!)*
Cye: Well, can I offer any one something to eat or drink?
Mia: Yeah, there's plenty we can get for you
Heero, Quatre, and Trowa: no thanks
Duo: I'll take whatever dessert you have, followed by as much caffeine as I can get
Heero: Oh no you don't, I don't need your ass going all hyper on me again like you did last night
Duo: *nudges Heero in the side* You weren't supposed to talk about that in front of them
Rowen: Urrr....I'll just pretend I didn't hear that
Ryo: Hey, wait, are you guys saying we're lower than you or something?
Sage: Ryo, keep your mouth shut
Trowa: ........
Heero: Hnnnnn....
Rowen: *raises eyebrow* what was that?
Quatre: They're bored
Duo: Oh....what a pretty kitty!!! *pets White Blaze*
Ryo: Tiger, White Blaze is a tiger *sweatdrop*
Wufei: I'm back *walks in the door, his clothing rather wrinkled*
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*meanwhile the Warlords and Kayura were plotting...To quote The Grinch Who Stole Christmas...."they had a horrible idea, a wonderfully horrible idea"*
Kayura: So why exactly are we getting along?
Kale: We can't do this without your help, that's why
Kayura: Oh....and here I thought you clowns were getting used to the idea of me ruling over you
Sekhmet: Ha, that's very funny Kayura, but do dream on
Anubis: Shut up already, now let's think this over
Sekhmet: I have a potion that will, shall we say, cause quite a stir for the Ronins
Kayura: and it doesn't hurt that the Gundams are around?
Dais: I've seen Sekhmet's potion, it will be of no consequence that the Gundams are there...in fact, it will be very helpful
Anubis: To get into the house we are going to need a diversion, otherwise the Ronins may pick up on us
Kale: Why don't we just go without our armor on?
Anubis: *sweatdrop* Never thought of that
Dais: What about Master Talpa?
Kayura: *stiffles her laughter* He went off...something about a hot date...you know how the Master is
*The four Warlords look pain stricken as they try not to visualize the occurance*
Sekhmet: Why don't we just walk in, toss the stuff on them, then sit back and watch the show?
Dais: sounds easy, given the fact that the Ronins are children, I say we go for it
Kale: I'm in
Kayura: I suppose I'll have to watch to make sure you morons get it right
Anubis: Very well...and Kayura, we won't fail *smirks*
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The Ronins and Gundams were doing their best to have a fairly decent conversation. Aside from slight personality clashes, everything was going well. They never even felt the presence of the Warlords and Kayura, who had entered into the house with the use of their powers. Sekhmet took out his little bottle of sweet and sour potion. Throwing it down on the floor, the liquid spilled out onto the floor, then quick as lightning turned to gas and spread throughout the house. It was then that the Warlords, along with Kayura, vanished from the house, only to reappear outside by the window that looked into the living room.
Gundams and Ronins: What the!? AHHHHHHHHH!!!
*snickering comes from outside as the boys all faint*
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Part 2 coming soon