Blue Silk

Author Notes: Hey guys this is my first attempt to write here in this section, hope you like my story it is a lil bit funny and well is my first time writing humor. I'm more into horror or drama but hope this turned out good…well soft critique is welcome

Sorry for any grammar or stupid mistake, English is not my first language, but I had a Beta Reader who checked this So I don't think there are any mistakes after she checked it :)

Thanks Saij-Spellhart for revising it

Note: excuse me Katy Perry fans, I just kind of hate the girl so…. sorry for the opinion I gave of her music in the fic. Don't hate me. It's just my opinion D;

Also this fic kind of doesn't follow the story line of Crisis Core. Since Cloud and Zack meet when he is a Second Class it's slightly different so hope you don't mind, but well fics are for that so they do not need to make sense in the story line XD

Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII all characters belongs to Square Enix

To read! A leer se ha dicho! ;D Enjoy!

Cloud strife couldn't believe that Shinra had actually asked him to do this! He had some dignity and the most important fact was that he, Cloud Strife, was a man a M-A-N. He was now able to stand the constant jokes of his feminine appearance from the cadets, but when, Shinra, the company he work for, had ask him to dress as a woman was just TOO much, he knew that he was specially requested for the mission and that he would be doing the mission with a First Class SOLDIER , just P-e-r-f-e-c-t , which meant that he had to dress as girl. oh but no no no no- he forgot the important fact; that not only he was going to pose as a girl but as a whore, in order to infiltrate the whore house of some stupid asshole who had to steal extremely important and confidential information from the Turks. He, Cloud Strife, had to wear whore clothes next to a First Class Soldier!

What if he had to go with General Sephiroth, for god sakes? He would not stand to see the man's face ever again in his life, just to think about it gave him the chills. Wearing whore clothes next to Sephiroth…. HOLY SHIT no! But not only that, he was asked to act as the whore of the first soldier that he was accompanying!

He felt his blood boil with anger as he remembered going that same morning to Lazard's office to talk about it. He was exempt of his activities in the morning and Angeal Hewley had personally shown himself to Cloud's training, interrupted it, and took the blonde to his cruel destiny. He still remembered how Lazard asked him about the, "dress as a woman and be next to a First Class Soldier Mission."

"Sir, I feel really uncomfortable about this. I mean, excuse me but, why would you want me to do this…sir..?" The blond said hiding his embarrassment, he was trying to keep his cool, but anger was running throw his veins and it was quite difficult to not be rude to the man in front of him.

"Cadet Strife, this is in fact a really important mission, and only you can do it."

"Why only me? ...I…with all respect Sir, I'm just a cadet, I really think a Second Class would do the work better since I do not have experi-"

"Negative, Cadet Strife, only you can do this mission."

Cloud shift nervously in his place and took a deep breath to easy himself before answering.

"Sir, I'd like to know why I'm capable of doing this mission. If I can have that information off course," he said with a gesture on his face that showed respect, even though deep in his mind he wanted to murder every person in his way.

"Your appearance," the man said leaning his chair closer to the desk next to him and resting his arm on it, giving a small smile to the blond.

"My appearance. I hope he doesn't mean what I'm thinking…"

Clearing his throat the blond was about to ask Lazard what he meant, but the other man told him to remain silent with a gesture of his hand. It wasn't rude at all it was more like a "calm down" hand gesture.

"Let me explain myself Cadet Strife, since this information was stolen we did a very long search in our SOLIDER database, in order to find a man who looked good enough to pose as a girl. We were really frustrated until Sephiroth told me about you Strife"

"Seph…Sephiroth? He How? How the hell does he know about someone like me?"

Lazard gave the blond a smile as he saw the shocked expression in the blue eyes and continued to talk. "Sephiroth personally requested for us to choose you, for your abilities and aptitudes, Cadet Strife you should feel rather flattered for having been chosen among all our Soldiers. And to have been chosen by General Sephiroth"

Well, he was indeed flattered to be chosen by the General, but he disliked the circumstance of being the chosen one…Well at least General Sephiroth had an eye of him, something he had wished for…right?

-o-

Cloud Sighed at the memory of that damned morning, he could not believe that not only Shinra but, the cadets, and his friends thought he looked feminine. It was just unbearable that the First Class SOLDIER he admired the most thought that about him TOO!

And why did they have to choose a man, there were Turk Women! But Lazard gave him the lame excuse that Shinra would not put a lady in danger in a whore house. he said that was just disrespectful for the ladies; said that this kind of mission could imply a bad reputation to the company if someone found out that Shinra had send a lady into a Whore House. Lazard also explained to him that the mission required the strength of a man, not a woman.

That was just Lame…. maybe Shinra was just being a bastard to him after all, and besides Shinra already had a bad reputation anyways. Well... but the point wasn't Shinra's reputation, what was important was that Cloud Strife was trapped, he couldn't reject the mission, it was a mission assigned by the same Sephiroth! Even though Lazard gave him the choice to reject it; he had to fucking accepted it!

Yes, today Cloud Strife was beyond frustrated and stressed, he walked around the street trying to calm down a bit before entering his barracks. Breathing clean air and walking always relaxed him, giving a deep sigh he took his phone out, and ready to call his best buddy. But then he remembered that Zack was on a mission and that he would return tonight. Moving his eyes to the phone screen he checked the hour, it was 4 pm and he had nothing to do. "Oh man, what a day." Giving a sigh Cloud decided to head back to his place; in there he would get himself comfortable and sleep for the rest of the day.

-0-

It was already night when he heard his cellphone ringing, but chose to ignore it; he was just so damn tired. Barely did a thing and he was tired as hell, he just wanted to rest and sleep, his phone could go and ring forever. Anyways, who was calling him right now? He started to slowly wake up from his sleep, because as far as he could remember his phone didn't sound at all like that. It was playing a too much obscene and annoying song for him…

And he then knew who it was

"Not again."

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock Your peacock, cock Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock!

Stretching his arm he reached for his phone that was in a small table next to his bed and flipped it open, not even watching the screen for he knew who was calling. "Zack…Why the fuck did you change my ringtone again, haven't I told you I fucking hate the song and the girl who sings it?"

God that shit was not even music!

"I know you hate it that's why I put it in your phone buddy"

"And when the hell did you rape my phone and download that shit to it!"

"Remember the time you came to my house to watch a movie and you fell asleep, I decided just to play a joke with it," the man said, and Cloud could almost see the grin on Zack's Face.

"You are an asshole!"

"And you love it!"

Cloud moved his head in disapproval and shifted on his bed in order to sit and be more comfortable as he talked to Zack. "Anyways why are you calling me so late?"

"Late? Cloud is just around nine; don't tell me you were sleeping in your bedroom on a Friday night."

"um…yes?"

He heard a sigh from Zack and he knew what the dark haired guy was about to tell him.

"You're such a lazy bastard! Stop being an idiotic sleepy head and come to my place, we can do something fun!"

"You're already at home?"

"Yes, arrived here like around five minutes ago and decided to call you buddy. We need to talk, God I missed you! I left like around a month ago!"

"Zack it was just a week…" the blond said giving a small chuckle.

"Well fuck, it felt like a month man! It was boring with all those guys, they were too quiet and didn't like jokes, and you know I do not like to hang out with boring dudes."

"Ha, I know" Cloud said and stood up from his bed.

"So then Cloud I'll wait for you here, I'm just taking a quick shower, I leave the door unlocked for you okay?"

"Ok"

"Then see you here in five."

And with that the other line went dead.

-0-

All the halls where dark as Cloud made his way to Zack's apartment, he hated going to Zack's place at night because he always got lost, all the halls just fucking look the same and he always forgot which one was Zack's!

After 15 minutes of being completely lost he found himself finally standing at the door with the correct number "Apartment 138 finally!" he said catching his breath, he then decided to open the door and take a quick look before entering. He then closed the door and made his way to the living room. "Zack?" he called out softly but didn't see the man in any place nearby. He walked further down to Zack's room and heard water falling, he then decided to return to the living room and make himself comfortable in one of the black couches.

He turned on the TV and found a random program that he watched utterly disgusted. He usually hated the programs the TV had, they were boring and stupid. He then decided to flip the channels until he found a channel to entertain him with, he decided to watch a program about how they fixed bikes and found himself really interested watching it. He was so concentrated he never heard Zack entering the living room and moving close to him. And he just forgot about the TV, when he felt strong arms around his shoulder and Zack's breathe next to his ear, "Hey Spikey I'm glad you came." The dark haired boy said softly and tightened his grip on the small man; as for Cloud he was thankful the other guy didn't see his face for he knew he was bright red. Why did Zack always invade his personal bubble? It was rather uncomfortable, and besides if he ever blushed Zack would tease him to death!

"Did you miss me?" He asked moving closer to Cloud's face in attempt to kiss his cheek. He loved to tease him, Zack knew how much Cloud "hated" when he did his gay jokes. With that the blond shifted nervously in his seat trying to move away a bit but Zack only tightened his grip and the blond nervously half-shouted.

"Stop been so gay Zack! Sometimes I wonder if you really like girls!"

"But you are like girl so what's the difference?" he answered giving a small chuckle for he knew how Cloud hated to be compared to a female.

"I'm not!" He said as he stood up and watched the man's face which was grinning like the asshole he was. "I do not have girly hips, I do not have you know what, and I do not have these!" He said putting his hands on his chest, a blush on his face.

"But you act like one sometimes, see you're all flushed and doing such a drama!" He moved closer to where Cloud was standing and didn't even let the blond reply to what he said as he took Cloud's hips and said, "Just look at you! You really have girly hips, just look how curved they are." and as if to make the point clearly he caressed those "curvy lines." Soft hands touching the blond and Cloud tried to shove him away but Zack's strength didn't let him do so.

"No! Stop touching there, Dammit Zack! I do not have you know what…. and I do not have….I do not have…. boobs…" the last word was almost unheard by Zack who gave a small chuckle. As for Cloud his blush only darkened.

"Awww! You get all flushed because you said boobs. What's wrong about them? They are perfect and soft!" Zack said and Cloud sent him an angry glare

"Shut up already! Stop saying nasty things…"

"What you don't like boobs or what? Come on, Blondy, boobs are awesome. It's just a word. Just say it….boobs booobs booobs booobs!

"Stop saying BOOBS! Dammit!" The blond shouted out looking at his friend with disgust, who was laughing at him and his shyness. He did like boobs but they kind of scared him? A bit…

"Hahaha Cloud it's so fun to tease you. What about them what is wrong with boobs anyway…?"

And Cloud then remembered living in Nibelheim and being suffocated to death almost every day by that pair of evil twins. He liked the owner of those big evil demons but Gods; he did not like to be suffocated with them. Maybe almost all men in the world wanted to be in those big pairs, and maybe that's why Cloud didn't have friends at all. Because his face was in them all day. Because Tifa always fucking hugged him and Tifa Lockheart was taller than him which meant his face landed on them. Maybe all guys in town were jealous of him, maybe that's why he didn't had many friends…maybe people thought he was gay because he ran away from girls, but especially big breasted girls, he preferred them to be flat. Sometimes he ran away from Tifa not because he was gay, he liked her and he liked girls, he just didn't wanted to be tortured to death by breasts….God nooo!

So then Cloud Strife got to the crazy conclusion that thanks to boobs he didn't have friends, and he had a lonely adolescence for people thought he was gay; he then decided all his problems were because of boobs. Yes boobs were evil, that was it….

"Cloud?" Zack said moving him a bit, for the blond was lost in his thought and didn't come back to the real world. The fact that the blond had a pained look on his face worried him a bit, Zack cleared his throat and called him again "Cloud are you okay?"

The blond came back to reality and looked at his friend, blue eyes that looked at him in concern and he simply answered, "Boobs are evil" He had a traumatized look on his face, Zack looked at him nervously and decided not to talk about boobs ever again.

Trying to change the topic Zack spoke again, "So Cloud…. How was your day?" Zack took the blond and forced him sit next to him on the couch, with an arm around Cloud's shoulder. Zack sat down too and took the TV control flipping the channels randomly.

"Well in fact today I got some nasty news."

"You're not the only one buddy, today when I came back Lazard calls me, and they assigned me another mission. Can you believe it?"

Cloud sighed and talked, "Yes they also assigned me a mission."

Zack looked at him and smiled, "Spikey that's awesome! Don't be angry, if you do well in your missions you can improve and show them how good you are and become Second in no time!"

"No, Zack I mean this mission they assigned me is just sick…."

Zack frowned at him a little and made a gesture for Cloud to explain himself.

"I mean, Zack have you ever gone on a mission that just had you saying, 'Shinra is evil'?"

"Well they had given me deviant missions before, in fact my next mission is a lil bit weird, but there's nothing I can do about it. I just take orders you know…but tell me about it buddy, you are making me worried. What the fuck did they assign to you? If you want I can talk to Sephiroth or Lazard to see if they can change their minds."

"No Zack! I mean Sephiroth and Lazard where the ones who specially assigned me the mission"

"Wow! Ok Buddy, then tell me all the details about it."

"Well I was in training and Angeal personally came and took me to Lazard's office, and there in his office the bastard just told me with a straight look on his face that I was going to have to infiltrate to a whore house and pose as a whore as girl whore! Can you fucking believe it!"

Zack look at him with a shocked expression on his handsome face, when the dark haired boy didn't say anything the blond continued "And I mean Lazard told me they chose me for my girly appearance, that Sephiroth had chose me among all the soldiers for my abilities and because I was perfect to pose as a girl. I mean you know how much I admire the General, I just couldn't reject the mission, but I swear to god I wanted to kill Lazard in his office this morning!" the blond said giving an angry sigh and looking at Zack who was awkwardly silent. "Zack, What are you thinking about?"

"I was thinking about…how we are gonna do this."

"What do you mean by that? Are you gonna talk to Sephiroth or something? I do not want you to get in trouble… so it's okay, don't worry. I just needed to get it out from my mind…."

Zack just nodded but didn't said anything they were silent for several moments until Cloud finally spoke, the silence was making him nervous and in order to cut the strange atmosphere that had been born between them Cloud spoke, "And Zack…tell me about you, what did the Shinra bastards assign to you?"

I was wishing for him not to ask that…well shit. Zack look at him and Cloud looked back. Giving a deep sigh he took Cloud firmly by the shoulders and finally spoke, "I'm the First Class Soldier you are assigned with…."

"Wait…What?"

"You are my whore Cloud…"

Cloud look at him and Zack looked back, blue eyes widened in disbelief. A shocked look on his face, as for Zack, he had a similar look. They both sighed in unison and cursed.

This was just…. so fucked up….

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