Sloth: Welcome to "Who Wants to be Fuhrer?"! Tonight we have with us Roy Mustang! Roy, how does it feel to be on TV?
Roy: Great, Ms. Douglas!
Sloth: You know the rules: 15 questions, 3 lifelines... Are you ready to play?
Roy: Yeah!
Sloth: Then let's go!! Question One: Which is the best homunculus? A, Lust. B, Envy. C, Wrath. D, Pride. Answer now.
Envy and Lust -from audience-: (Both shouting "Mememememeeeee!!")
Roy: Hmm… Can I phone a friend?
Sloth: Who would you like to call tonight?
Roy: Err, my girlfriend, Riza.
Sloth: Alright, let's get Riza on the line!
--dial tones-- Riza, this is Juliet Douglas, from Fuhrer! Roy needs to ask you a question.
Riza -through phone-: Sure...?
Sloth: (hands the phone to Roy) Your time starts now.
Roy --reading question--: "Which is the best homunculus: Lust, Envy, Wrath, Pride?" 15 seconds.
Riza -through phone-: Definitely Envy.
Envy -to Lust-: (Mouthing words "I told you so!" )
Roy: You sure?
Riza -through phone-: Yeah.
Roy: Thanks, bye , love you --beepbeepbeep-phone hangs up--
Sloth: So, "Envy"? Is that your final answer?
Roy: Yes.
Sloth: Unfortunately, that's incorrect. The best homunculus is ME! SLOTH!!
Roy: But that wasn't a choice.
Sloth: Oh. Erm...Uh… Now it's time for a word from our sponsors...?
--Commercial break and screen pans to Ed and Al--
Ed: What the hell kind of game show is this?!?!
Al: Beats me... Wanna watch Deal or No Deal?
Ed: Whatever. (hands him remote)
This was written about a year ago, believe it or not. I'd just gotten done with watching "Millionaire" and decided to write this short fic...
Please review:3