Title: Sweet Revenge
Author: patientalien
Challenge: SWMININANO
Prompt: Ahsoka Tano/Irritant (ha, a two-fer)
Word Count: 318
Characters: Anakin, Ahsoka
Rating: PG
Summary: Ahsoka is annoyed, and gets revenge.
Ahsoka had been thrilled when she'd been assigned as Anakin Skywalker's Padawan learner. Even though he'd just been Knighted, he was still famous, and most of her friends had massive crushes on him - her association with him made her pretty cool, by their estimations.
The trouble, Ahsoka soon found out, was that Anakin Skywalker was seriously irritating. He was arrogant, reckless, and incredibly irresponsible. He frequently forgot to bring her along places, and then would forget that she was there when she showed up. Despite his apparent disregard for her, he was also obsessively clingy; when he noticed her, he didn't let her out of his sight.
And all of that would be fine, were it not for the simple fact he could not for the life of him put the kriffing toilet seat down. She'd asked, politely, with proper respect owed her Jedi Master, the first time she'd nearly fallen in, and he'd promised to do better, that he "wouldn't fail again", whatever the kriff that meant. But sure enough, not two nights later, she'd gone to the 'fresher in the dark only to find her rear end touching cold water.
Her screech had sent her Master running into the 'fresher, lightsaber in his hand, shirtless, half-asleep. When he realized the reason for her distress, he laughed, laughing even harder when she started to pout.
This went on for several months, and Ahsoka had even asked for reassignment at several junctures, only to be thwarted by the Council's sick sense of humor. Finally, she'd had enough. Late at night, while her Master was at the Outlander (he claimed he was at a meeting, but she knew better), she exacted her revenge.
Several hours later, she heard her Master stumble to the 'fresher, heard his yelp of surprise. "SNIPS!" he bellowed. "WHO PUT PLASTIC WRAP ON THE TOILET?"
She buried her head in her pillow and laughed.