A very feiry christamas
so its christmas and faiery taol is having a party and lucy is smoking weed in the back of the hq and she offers wendy a joint and the police show up and arreast lucy for tryin to give wendy drugs but natsu shows up (and hes on heroin so hes really powerful) and he beats up the popo and hands wendy some crystel meth which she smokes and passes out from the od and thean the russian mafia launches a drug raid on fairy tail were they kill all the people and steal makorioves huge collection of acid and coco (theyre in love with the coco am I rite?) and heroin and make off before the nsa comes with obama leading them into battle when suddenly jellal shows up with his heavenly body and starts shooting fireballs from his head and then doranbolt and laharl show up and kill jellal with a blast from their ecstacy cannon. Snoop dogg rolls up in a limo and says "Da da da da daa
It's tha mothafuckin' D O double G
(Snoop Dogg)
Da da da da daa
You know I'm mobbin' with the D R E
Yeah yeah yeah
You know who's back up in this mothafucker
What what what what
So blaze the weed out there
Blaze that shit up"
"yeah, waz up snoop?" laharl replies just before being sniped by tartours who kill him and everyone except snoop and doranbolt and dr dre who all start blazing at 4:20 am and then Santa comes flying across the sky saying ho ho ho have a blazing christmas and a happy ecstacy new year! They lived happily ever after until the cops showed up and found a whole lotta dead people and arrested snoop dre and doranbolt for mass murder. THE END! Have a merry holidays whoever you are!