Title: Snowmen Are Overrated
Fandom: Marvel MCU
Disclaimer: I owns nothing because Stan Lee is GOD!
Chapters: Oneshot
Ship: N/A
Rating: T for some swearing
Summary: Who knew an accident could lead to so much fun chaos?
Honestly, it had been a complete and utter accident, but hell if it hadn't been totally worth it. If simply for the chain reaction that occured. See,
Darcy had been waiting outside Stark Towers for Jane. They'd planned to go out for lunch, with Hammer Time tagging along of course. So that was her excuse for when Pirate Nick chewed her out later. Sorry, getting ahead of the story, let's start back at the beginning shall we? It had been snowing the entire week, and by the time it had stopped the stuff hit a grown man at the knees.
Darcy had been waiting for Jane coming close to twenty minutes, and when you leave Lewis alone for such a long period of time… well, let's just say that chaos ensues. Having decided that the best manner of revenge would involve a snowball to the ass, she'd packed the thing together and waited patiently. Who was she to know that when the couple came out, Tony Stark and Steve Rogers would be a few steps behind? When Darcy finally launched the missile of compacted snow, Thor had instinctively reacted and pulled Jane out of the way.
This caused the snowball to sail past and meet with the back of Stark's head. Jane let out a gasp and Darcy was beet red in embarrassment. Oh shit… this was not good at all. For a long drawn out moment no one moved, let alone reacted, and all she could think about was how screwed she was. Just as she was about to apologize profusely, a retaliatory snowball met with her face.
"ACK!" The snow promptly went down the front of her jacket and into her sweater top. As Darcy frantically tried to remove as much as she could before it soaked her clothing, she glowered at the billionaire. He smirked in a cocky manner right back, before finally speaking,
"Don't pick fights you can't win Sparky." Oh, it was so totally on! Jane sighed with a knowing smile; anyone who was anyone understood that Darcy Lewis never backed down from a challenge. Thor looked bewildered as to what was occurring, Steve watched with an amused look on his face. Darcy started the 'SHIELD Snowbattle Armageddon of 2013' with a snowball launched right back at Tony's face.
It didn't take all that long for all of them to be dragged in as well, especially when Tony nailed Steve on the back. This was shortly followed by Darcy dumping snow down the front of Jane's shirt, and that required Thor get involved for his ladies' honor. Of course Foster was able to fight her own battles. It was funny how they didn't seem to mind that the random bystanders thought they were insane.
The battle lasted nearly an hour, and only ended when they all called a truce from being too cold and wet. With that whatever plans held prior were immediately canceled as they all headed back inside. They were all intent to change and warm up after such an intense snowball war. Darcy was thankful that Jane had spare clothes she could lend. Cause in hindsight…she probably should have thought about the little detail that she had nothing to wear after the fact.
'Whatever' Darcy thought as she sat at one of the stools by Stark's little bar, cradling a hot chocolate courtesy of Jane yet again. She watched the Avengers silently, and couldn't help but smile. Seeing them out of the work environment, just relaxing and messing with each other… it was really enlightening. Not many people could see them as anything other than their superhero names. Except she'd always known they were human beings like everyone else… but seeing is believing. This was a hell of a better way to spend a snowy Sunday.