Karkat groaned as he stepped into the douchebag's room. He really did not want to resort to asking THIS guy for help, but hey, he was desperate. The human holiday known as Christmas was quickly approaching, and Karkat was desperate for a gift idea for Terezi. He had already asked Kanaya for ideas, but she just giggled and waved him away, telling him to "find out on his own". Even Rose had been useless, and she always seemed useful. He was all alone in his trials. It was up to him.
"yo, nerd, whats up need help with something"
"FUCK OFF STRIDER. I DO NEED HELP, BUT I DOUBT YOU CAN ASSIST ME."
"did i hear the word doubt karkat vantas"
Karkat rolled his eyes and sighed. He could not believe this guy some days.
"SHUT UP. I NEED HELP FINDING TEREZI A GIFT."
Dave's eyebrows raised at Karkat's comment.
"uh huh"
"… ANY IDEAS, FUCKWAD?"
Dave smirked and nodded sullenly.
"i have the most ironic gift idea ever."
"OH GOG. WILL SHE ENJOY IT?"
"chicks dig ironic things, man"
Karkat groaned. He knew this was going to be a bad idea.
Karkat blushed, looking down at the blue and red box in front of him. Dave slapped his shoulder and laughed a bit. Karkat knew he was going to regret this gift. Terezi was going to murder him.
"DAVE, THIS IS A BAD IDEA. TEREZI IS GOING TO KILL ME."
"no, this is going to get you laid, trust me"
"UGH, IS EVERYTHING ABOUT GETTING LAID TO YOU?"
Dave nodded, cracking a goofy looking grin.
"yes, karkat, everything is about getting laid trust me i know"
"FUCK OFF, STRIDER. I AM GOING TO GO NOW, AND GIVE TEREZI HER GIFT."
"good luck kiddo"
Karkat groaned as he knocked on Terezi's door, hoping she wasn't there, hoping he could get away. After a few seconds he shrugged and began to walk away, only to hear the door open behind him. He silently cursed as he turned back around forced on a fake smile.
"TEREZI. HEY. I UH, GOT YOU A GIFT. FOR THE DUMB HUMAN CHRISTMAS."
"4WW, HOW SW33T." she spoke, taking the gift and waving him to come inside with her. Karkat gulped and sighed, muttering something under his breath.
"OH, K4RKL3S, 1 D1DN'T G3T YOU 4 G1FT. 1'M SORRY."
"IT'S FINE, TEREZI. YOU CAN JUST FOREGO THE GIFT IF YOU WANT."
"NO, 1 PROM1S3 1 W1LL M4K3 1T UP TO YOU SOM3HOW. TRUST M3."
Karkat gulped as Terezi began to open his gift, pulling off the wrapping paper and opening the box. Oh gog, what would she say.
Terezi blushed as she breathed in the bright red color of the contents of the box. She cackled lightly as she pulled out the bright red undergarments from the box, the rather snug looking bra and panties accented by teal lace, and the bright red thigh-high stockings, with a libra sign on the feet. She put the stuff back into the box and hugged Karkat, her body firmly pressed against him in a tight and loving hug. When she let go she kissed his cheek slightly and cackled again, her blush darker.
"1 TH1NK 1 KNOW HOW TO R3P4Y YOU, K4RKL3S." she grinned as she pulled off her clothes and switched into her new gifted undergarments. Karkat blushed and gulped, looking at the way the clothes accented her curves. Oh boy, she knew how to give, and receive.