Sesshomaru stared at the door. His father had left through it a few minutes earlier and he was already bored. Staring at the door wasn't going to last him long. Fortunately his best friend Miroku walked though it wearing a big grin and a CBGB t-shirt.
"Hey big guy!" he trumpeted. "Daddy still here?" Sesshomaru shook his head. "Awesome. What do we do first? Pick up some girls?" Miroku's lecherous eyes sparked. Sesshomaru shrugged. Miroku's shoulders slumped. "What's your problem, man? We're young, rich, and don't have school for another month. Stop being such a downer! Hey, why don't we take your dad's car?" Sesshomaru looked up. The car Miroku spoke of wasn't just any car. It was a god among cars. It was the God-king of cars. It was-
"TESSAIGA!" screamed Miroku from the passenger seat as he and Sesshomaru sped down the highway. "Not your shitty old Tenseiga whose brakes only work at crosswalks, but the fuckin' Tessaiga!" Sesshomaru's long with hair streamed out with the wind and Miroku ducked to avoid it as the breeze picked up. "We have to find some girls. Ooh, we should go force Sango to come with us. I bet even she would crumble at the sight of this baby! It'd be worth the slap. Maybe we could convince Kagome to ditch your half-brother." A small chuckle escaped Sesshomaru's lips. "Sorry man, I forgot that Inuyasha and you don't get along. But hey, that Kagura chick likes you. How 'bout her?" Sesshomaru was starting to consider driving up to a certain someone's house when Miroku screamed, "WATCH OUT!" A possum ran out into the road and Sesshomaru swerved. The car skidded off the asphalt and onto the grass, rolling neatly into a deep ditch and smashing up the entire front of the car. Sesshomaru blinked.
"Shit," he said.