Leah: Whoa.. Is that Obi-Wan?
Tina: . ohmigod, it is!
Leah runs toward the two figures screaming "OBI-WAAAAAN!!!"
Tina rolls her eyes and follows. Obi-Wan catches sight of Leah, and begins to run. But he trips over his robe. The other figure bent over his Master, and his hood fell off. Tina's mouth drops open. it was Anakin!
Tina: "Ana.nanana.Anananana... Ana. A.A..A."
Leah, dragging Obi-Wan along, runs over to Tina and slaps her.
Tina: ANAKIN!!!
Anakin's eyes grow wide, and he ignites his lightsaber. Tina didn't stop, but instead, when she got to Anakin, she reached over and turned it off.
Anakin, flabbergasted: HEY!!!
Obi-Wan: Uh.. Ooookay.
Leah and Tina bring the two to their house. Then they tie the poor Jedi to chair, and began to torture them.
Tina, grabbing Anakin's lightsaber: Hey. a lightsaber!
She attempts to ignite it. After several times failing, she turns it towards her face and presses the button. The brilliant blue light flashes just near her face, cutting her Padawan Braid off.
Tina, dismayed: I guess I'm a Master now..
Anakin and Obi-Wan stare at each other, horrified.
Anakin: I pity any Padawans you ever take on!
Tina looks at Anakin, offended.
Tina: Remember, I HAVE your lightsaber!
Leah, Obi-Wan, and Anakin all start screaming as Tina runs around in circles, whacking blindly with the lightsaber
Leah: Hey.. Wait a minute.. I have one too!
Leah grabs Obi-Wan's lightsaber and ignites it.
Leah: OoOo, pretty colors! pokes lightsaber blade OW! Pokes again ow!
Tina looks amazed and joins her at poking Obi-Wan's lightsaber. Obi-Wan and Anakin gape at them, and suddenly, they here a voice.
Voice: Stop, you must, poking the lightsaber!
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda????
Sure enough, Yoda popped out of Leah's shoe.
Leah: YODA! Get back in there!
Yoda glares at Leah
Yoda: Tired I am, of being in your shoe! Reek your shoes do!
Leah is offended, and begins to cry. Yoda rolls his eyes and tosses her a cookie. Leah smiles and begins to sing. Tina and Yoda cover their ears, and Anakin and Obi-Wan groan. Leah stops, and sits down, munching her cookie.
Tina: THAT was painful!
All the Jedi nod in agreement. Leah pouts for a moment, then she turns on music, Yoda begins to strip tease and sing.
Yoda: To sexy for my robe, I am!
Everybody jumps up and begins to dance. Yoda is obviously the next Elvis! Then, Darth Vader walks in.
Vader: Anakin. I am YOU!
Anakin: NOOOOOOO!!!! I will never turn!
Yoda stops dancing, and begins to nod.
Yoda: Turn to the dark side, you will!
Anakin begins to cry. Tina walks over and gives him a hug, and then she brings out her makeup kit..
Anakin: NOO!
Tina: MUAHA! cackles wildly
Tina and Leah begin to smother makeup on poor Anakin and Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan takes a bite of the Chap Stick.
Obi-Wan: YUM! Its Rachesta flavored!!
Tina looks at the Chap Stick, and takes a bite
Tina: No, this is strawberry!
An Obi-Wan look disappointed, but brightens when Leah brings out the dresses..
Anakin: I GET THE PINK ONE!
Obi-Wan: NO! I do!!!
Anakin and Obi-Wan continue to bicker, when Yoda interrupts
Yoda: Mine the pink one is!
Deep breathing interrupts, and all the Jedi turn to see Vader modeling the fluffy pink dress. Anakin looks smug.
Anakin: If that's me, then I got the dress! he giggles hysterically
Obi-Wan, disgusted, mutters: I'd look prettier. If only Leah didn't take my lightsaber.
Leah looks up and grins. Obi-Wan screams, Leah had painted his lightsaber orange with purple stripes!!
Obi-Wan: PURPLE AND ORANGE DON'T GO TOGETHER!!!
Leah: Yea! Look who's talking! You where brown all the time!
Obi-Wan retreats, looking offended. Leah smiles smugly. Anakin looks down at his clothing.
Anakin: I'm stylish! I'm wearing leather!
Tina: Yes, and you are hot!
Anakin looks frightened, and screams. Tina grabs him and begins to sing love songs. Anakin faints.
Tina: NOO! I killed him!
Obi-Wan: YAY! I never wanted a Padawan anyways.
Anakin opens his eyes, and Tina, Leah, Yoda, Vader, and Obi-Wan all scream.
Anakin: I heard that!
Obi-Wan, ginning like a loon: Ooh, come on, you know I was joking! nervous laughter
Anakin opened his mouth to protest, but the phone rang. Vader, still wearing the dress, picked it up.
Vader: What is thy bidding, my Master?
Voice: Yub Yub!
Vader: Yub? Yub, Yub Yub!
Ewok: Yub! Yub Yub, Yub!
Obi-Wan raises an eyebrow, and Anakin cocks his head.
Yoda: Know I did not that speak Vader does Ewok!
Leah: Whoa, Vader's Master is an Ewok!
Vader looks back defensively: So what? You Master was a.a.SITH!
Leah, amused: I didn't have a Master!
Vader stuck his tongue out. Leah's eyes grow wide.
Leah: WOW! How did you do that with your helmet on?
Vader, shrugging: I dunno.
Anakin: Ooookay.. Anyways. can you untie us?
Tina: NO! NEVER! NEVER! MUAHA! runs off into the distance cackling wildly
Anakin: Well, I guess there goes my future wife. Sigh why would I ever marry her?
Leah: Because she'll make you.
Anakin: Oh, that makes sense.
Obi-Wan, eating Chap Stick: Are you sure this isn't Rachesta fruit?
Leah starts to answer, when Tina comes running back, holding Jar Jar. Everyone groans.
Leah: Tiiina!
Tina: What? He might come in handy!
Obi-Wan: Please, not another pathetic life form!
Tina: I'm not Qui-Gon, so shut-up!
Voice: But I am Qui-Gon!
Everybody looks around confused.
Voice: Up here, dink bats!
They all look up to see the ghost of Qui-Gon flirting with a female ghost.
Anakin: Mom? When did you die?
Obi-Wan: MAAASTER!! PLEASE TRAIN ANAKIN FOR ME! HE IS A PAIN IN THE BUTT!
Anakin looks at Obi-Wan offended: I am not!
Obi-Wan: are too!
Anakin: are not!
Obi-Wan: are too!
Anakin Are no-
Qui-Gon's ghost: ENOUGH! You're BOTH pains in the butts!
Shmi's ghost: Right! Oh, and Ani, I died by some Tusken Raiders. WHERE was my brave Jedi son? Huh? Huh? Off flirting with the QUEEN of Naboo?
Anakin blushes: Yes..
Shmi's ghost fly's over and drapes Anakin across her knees, and begins to spank him.
Anakin: OW! OW! Mommy!
Shmi's ghost: Yes, Ani?
Anakin: NO! NO! IT'S ANAKIN! I AM NOT A BABY! ANI IS A BABY NAME!
Anakin begins to scream and kick. Obi-Wan rolls his eyes.
Obi-Wan: See what you put me through, Master? I have to DEAL with the brat!
Qui-Gon's ghost: Shut-up! I had to deal with you!
Obi-Wan, dismayed: but..but.. I thought you loved me!
Qui-Gon's ghost: Yea, but you let that Sith kill me!
Obi-Wan, blubbering: I didn't mean to! It was all Anakin's fault!
Anakin: HEY! That's MY line! I'm supposed to blame all my troubles on YOU! NOT the other way around!
Jar Jar, who had amazingly remained quiet all this time, decided to speak up.
Jar Jar: Weird yousa twosa are! Muy Muy weird!
Tina, offended: Anakin is NOT weird!
Jar Jar: Yes, hesa is!
Tina: NOO!!!!! grabs Jar Jar I'm Crazy, I'm a Star Wars freak, and I HAVE A LIGHTSABER! SO BACK OFF!
Everybody screams, except for the two ghosts, who continue their flirting. Obi-Wan noticed them flirting.
Obi-Wan: MASTER! I thought I was the only man for you!
Qui-Gon's ghost: YOU said that, young one! I said that I prefer females!
Obi-Wan, shocked: I didn't mean in THAT way!
Qui-Gon's ghost, relieved: Good! I'd be scared if you did!
Jar Jar: Yousa all weird! Mesa the only normal one here! Ooo, is dat food mesa sees?
Jar Jar runs off after a small rodent. Everybody cheers.
Leah: What's that?
They all look to where Leah was pointing. Luke and Leia emerge, holding hands.
Luke: Hey dudes!
Tina: DUDETTE to you!
Leia: right, Hun! No need for sexism!
Luke,: Sorry! Luke and Leia kiss
Tina and Leah look at eachother, horrified.
Tina: LUKE! Did you know that she's your sister?
Leia: WHAT!!!!?????? AHHHHHHH!!!!! runs around in circles until she hits a wall, then gets knocked out of conscience
Luke: Really? Damn! She is a hottie!
Obi-Wan, grossed out: you. kissed your.. Sister?
Luke: Ew. I guess I did! Oh well.
Luke spots Leah, and waltzes over.
Luke: Hey cutie!
Leah screams, and hides behind Tina. Luke shrugs, and walks over to Tina.
Luke: Hey, girly! If your friend doesn't want me, I'm sure you do! I'm HOT!
Anakin, suddenly jealous: HEY! That's MY woman!
Tina, beaming: Right! So BACK OFF!
She runs and unties Anakin. Anakin hugs her.
Anakin: If I look past your. weirdness, you're a great girl!
Tina: I know!
Leah: HEY! Obi-Wan, you're my future husband!
Obi-Wan, shocked: WHAT? I'm like, 20 years older than you!
Leah: So?
Obi-Wan: NOO! I'm.. uh.. Taken!
Leah, disappointed: damn.
Tina: . ohmigod, it is!
Leah runs toward the two figures screaming "OBI-WAAAAAN!!!"
Tina rolls her eyes and follows. Obi-Wan catches sight of Leah, and begins to run. But he trips over his robe. The other figure bent over his Master, and his hood fell off. Tina's mouth drops open. it was Anakin!
Tina: "Ana.nanana.Anananana... Ana. A.A..A."
Leah, dragging Obi-Wan along, runs over to Tina and slaps her.
Tina: ANAKIN!!!
Anakin's eyes grow wide, and he ignites his lightsaber. Tina didn't stop, but instead, when she got to Anakin, she reached over and turned it off.
Anakin, flabbergasted: HEY!!!
Obi-Wan: Uh.. Ooookay.
Leah and Tina bring the two to their house. Then they tie the poor Jedi to chair, and began to torture them.
Tina, grabbing Anakin's lightsaber: Hey. a lightsaber!
She attempts to ignite it. After several times failing, she turns it towards her face and presses the button. The brilliant blue light flashes just near her face, cutting her Padawan Braid off.
Tina, dismayed: I guess I'm a Master now..
Anakin and Obi-Wan stare at each other, horrified.
Anakin: I pity any Padawans you ever take on!
Tina looks at Anakin, offended.
Tina: Remember, I HAVE your lightsaber!
Leah, Obi-Wan, and Anakin all start screaming as Tina runs around in circles, whacking blindly with the lightsaber
Leah: Hey.. Wait a minute.. I have one too!
Leah grabs Obi-Wan's lightsaber and ignites it.
Leah: OoOo, pretty colors! pokes lightsaber blade OW! Pokes again ow!
Tina looks amazed and joins her at poking Obi-Wan's lightsaber. Obi-Wan and Anakin gape at them, and suddenly, they here a voice.
Voice: Stop, you must, poking the lightsaber!
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda????
Sure enough, Yoda popped out of Leah's shoe.
Leah: YODA! Get back in there!
Yoda glares at Leah
Yoda: Tired I am, of being in your shoe! Reek your shoes do!
Leah is offended, and begins to cry. Yoda rolls his eyes and tosses her a cookie. Leah smiles and begins to sing. Tina and Yoda cover their ears, and Anakin and Obi-Wan groan. Leah stops, and sits down, munching her cookie.
Tina: THAT was painful!
All the Jedi nod in agreement. Leah pouts for a moment, then she turns on music, Yoda begins to strip tease and sing.
Yoda: To sexy for my robe, I am!
Everybody jumps up and begins to dance. Yoda is obviously the next Elvis! Then, Darth Vader walks in.
Vader: Anakin. I am YOU!
Anakin: NOOOOOOO!!!! I will never turn!
Yoda stops dancing, and begins to nod.
Yoda: Turn to the dark side, you will!
Anakin begins to cry. Tina walks over and gives him a hug, and then she brings out her makeup kit..
Anakin: NOO!
Tina: MUAHA! cackles wildly
Tina and Leah begin to smother makeup on poor Anakin and Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan takes a bite of the Chap Stick.
Obi-Wan: YUM! Its Rachesta flavored!!
Tina looks at the Chap Stick, and takes a bite
Tina: No, this is strawberry!
An Obi-Wan look disappointed, but brightens when Leah brings out the dresses..
Anakin: I GET THE PINK ONE!
Obi-Wan: NO! I do!!!
Anakin and Obi-Wan continue to bicker, when Yoda interrupts
Yoda: Mine the pink one is!
Deep breathing interrupts, and all the Jedi turn to see Vader modeling the fluffy pink dress. Anakin looks smug.
Anakin: If that's me, then I got the dress! he giggles hysterically
Obi-Wan, disgusted, mutters: I'd look prettier. If only Leah didn't take my lightsaber.
Leah looks up and grins. Obi-Wan screams, Leah had painted his lightsaber orange with purple stripes!!
Obi-Wan: PURPLE AND ORANGE DON'T GO TOGETHER!!!
Leah: Yea! Look who's talking! You where brown all the time!
Obi-Wan retreats, looking offended. Leah smiles smugly. Anakin looks down at his clothing.
Anakin: I'm stylish! I'm wearing leather!
Tina: Yes, and you are hot!
Anakin looks frightened, and screams. Tina grabs him and begins to sing love songs. Anakin faints.
Tina: NOO! I killed him!
Obi-Wan: YAY! I never wanted a Padawan anyways.
Anakin opens his eyes, and Tina, Leah, Yoda, Vader, and Obi-Wan all scream.
Anakin: I heard that!
Obi-Wan, ginning like a loon: Ooh, come on, you know I was joking! nervous laughter
Anakin opened his mouth to protest, but the phone rang. Vader, still wearing the dress, picked it up.
Vader: What is thy bidding, my Master?
Voice: Yub Yub!
Vader: Yub? Yub, Yub Yub!
Ewok: Yub! Yub Yub, Yub!
Obi-Wan raises an eyebrow, and Anakin cocks his head.
Yoda: Know I did not that speak Vader does Ewok!
Leah: Whoa, Vader's Master is an Ewok!
Vader looks back defensively: So what? You Master was a.a.SITH!
Leah, amused: I didn't have a Master!
Vader stuck his tongue out. Leah's eyes grow wide.
Leah: WOW! How did you do that with your helmet on?
Vader, shrugging: I dunno.
Anakin: Ooookay.. Anyways. can you untie us?
Tina: NO! NEVER! NEVER! MUAHA! runs off into the distance cackling wildly
Anakin: Well, I guess there goes my future wife. Sigh why would I ever marry her?
Leah: Because she'll make you.
Anakin: Oh, that makes sense.
Obi-Wan, eating Chap Stick: Are you sure this isn't Rachesta fruit?
Leah starts to answer, when Tina comes running back, holding Jar Jar. Everyone groans.
Leah: Tiiina!
Tina: What? He might come in handy!
Obi-Wan: Please, not another pathetic life form!
Tina: I'm not Qui-Gon, so shut-up!
Voice: But I am Qui-Gon!
Everybody looks around confused.
Voice: Up here, dink bats!
They all look up to see the ghost of Qui-Gon flirting with a female ghost.
Anakin: Mom? When did you die?
Obi-Wan: MAAASTER!! PLEASE TRAIN ANAKIN FOR ME! HE IS A PAIN IN THE BUTT!
Anakin looks at Obi-Wan offended: I am not!
Obi-Wan: are too!
Anakin: are not!
Obi-Wan: are too!
Anakin Are no-
Qui-Gon's ghost: ENOUGH! You're BOTH pains in the butts!
Shmi's ghost: Right! Oh, and Ani, I died by some Tusken Raiders. WHERE was my brave Jedi son? Huh? Huh? Off flirting with the QUEEN of Naboo?
Anakin blushes: Yes..
Shmi's ghost fly's over and drapes Anakin across her knees, and begins to spank him.
Anakin: OW! OW! Mommy!
Shmi's ghost: Yes, Ani?
Anakin: NO! NO! IT'S ANAKIN! I AM NOT A BABY! ANI IS A BABY NAME!
Anakin begins to scream and kick. Obi-Wan rolls his eyes.
Obi-Wan: See what you put me through, Master? I have to DEAL with the brat!
Qui-Gon's ghost: Shut-up! I had to deal with you!
Obi-Wan, dismayed: but..but.. I thought you loved me!
Qui-Gon's ghost: Yea, but you let that Sith kill me!
Obi-Wan, blubbering: I didn't mean to! It was all Anakin's fault!
Anakin: HEY! That's MY line! I'm supposed to blame all my troubles on YOU! NOT the other way around!
Jar Jar, who had amazingly remained quiet all this time, decided to speak up.
Jar Jar: Weird yousa twosa are! Muy Muy weird!
Tina, offended: Anakin is NOT weird!
Jar Jar: Yes, hesa is!
Tina: NOO!!!!! grabs Jar Jar I'm Crazy, I'm a Star Wars freak, and I HAVE A LIGHTSABER! SO BACK OFF!
Everybody screams, except for the two ghosts, who continue their flirting. Obi-Wan noticed them flirting.
Obi-Wan: MASTER! I thought I was the only man for you!
Qui-Gon's ghost: YOU said that, young one! I said that I prefer females!
Obi-Wan, shocked: I didn't mean in THAT way!
Qui-Gon's ghost, relieved: Good! I'd be scared if you did!
Jar Jar: Yousa all weird! Mesa the only normal one here! Ooo, is dat food mesa sees?
Jar Jar runs off after a small rodent. Everybody cheers.
Leah: What's that?
They all look to where Leah was pointing. Luke and Leia emerge, holding hands.
Luke: Hey dudes!
Tina: DUDETTE to you!
Leia: right, Hun! No need for sexism!
Luke,: Sorry! Luke and Leia kiss
Tina and Leah look at eachother, horrified.
Tina: LUKE! Did you know that she's your sister?
Leia: WHAT!!!!?????? AHHHHHHH!!!!! runs around in circles until she hits a wall, then gets knocked out of conscience
Luke: Really? Damn! She is a hottie!
Obi-Wan, grossed out: you. kissed your.. Sister?
Luke: Ew. I guess I did! Oh well.
Luke spots Leah, and waltzes over.
Luke: Hey cutie!
Leah screams, and hides behind Tina. Luke shrugs, and walks over to Tina.
Luke: Hey, girly! If your friend doesn't want me, I'm sure you do! I'm HOT!
Anakin, suddenly jealous: HEY! That's MY woman!
Tina, beaming: Right! So BACK OFF!
She runs and unties Anakin. Anakin hugs her.
Anakin: If I look past your. weirdness, you're a great girl!
Tina: I know!
Leah: HEY! Obi-Wan, you're my future husband!
Obi-Wan, shocked: WHAT? I'm like, 20 years older than you!
Leah: So?
Obi-Wan: NOO! I'm.. uh.. Taken!
Leah, disappointed: damn.