These are the characters in this story

Penin

Kisame

Konan (okay, I know this is a little weird, but Konan is a shark-person like Kisame. Don't like it? Tough. Deal With IT!!)

Kakuzu

Hidan

Itachi (he is blind in this story, sorry, that's kinda a spoiler, isn't it?)

Zetzu

Tobi

Deidara

That's much better, isn't it?

OH, almost forgot. Whatever is in italics are their thoughts.

"Emergency Meeting, now!" Penin yelled

In the dank Akatsuki hideout cave, all the other eight members followed Penin into the main meeting room.

"Tobi is here!" Tobi cried. "Tobi is a good boy!"

Deidara said under his breath "Shut up Tobi…"

"What's this about Penin?" Konan asks.

Itachi accidentally walks into a wall "OW! Hey, has anyone seen my cane?"

"Drat…" Kakuzu mumbles I was gonna sell that. The diamonds on it would go for a lot of money… "Here Itachi…" He throws a black, diamond studded cane at Itachi's head

"OW!"

"Can we get back to the meeting please?" Penin asks God, they're so annoying!

Everyone suddenly starts paying attention.

"THANK YOU! OK, this is a very serious meeting!"

as always… Kisame thinks.

"I have figured out that all the villages, yes, ALL the villages have banded together to conquer us."

Conquer? I didn't even know he KNEW that word! Hidan smirked.

"And so, we will have to escape. We will have to… sigh …move."

"WHAT?!" Zetzu exclaimed. (both sides)

"MOVE?!" Hidan and Deidara finished for Zetzu.

Everyone started talking at once, all except Kisame and Konan, who were sitting on the couch in the middle of the room next to each other. No one saw them holding hands in between them.

"Quiet People! QUIET!!!!" Penin screamed.

Everyone, again, suddenly starts paying attention

"Yes guys, we will have to move. Hmmm, It has to be a safe place… I think we should go to-"

TO BE CONTINUED!