Me: Well look who it is! Ash Ketchum, Misty, Brock and Tracey! How ya doin', guys?
Tracey: I'm fine! Wanna know what the Easter Bunny brought me?
Me: No.
Tracey: Why not?
Me: Oh, Creepy, Tracey wants to tell you about what he got for Easter!
Trevor: No kidding.
Me: Do you guys want to go to Easter dinner with us?
Brock: Uh..sure.
Skye smiled.
Me: Good. No let's go.
They get in Skye's mom's car.
Mom: Skye, how often do I have to tell you not to take weirdoes to Grandma's house with us?
Me: Mom! They're NICE weirdoes!
She nods in "I-don't-get-it-but-I'll-pretend-I-do" sort of way ( I get that from all too many people).
Anyway, in about 2 minutes, they get to Grandma's house. They all hop out of off the car. When they got
up to the door, Skye's hyper cousins, Austin, Alden and Mallory met them.
Austin: Hey guys!
Trev: Hey.
Alden: Who are these guys, Skye?
Me: Ash, Misty, Brock and Misty. They're gonna spend the day with us. What do you guys wanna do?
No one has any ideas.
Tracey: Hey, little girl. Did the Easter bunny visit you last night?
Mallory's eyes grow wide.
Mallory: Stranger! Back off, freak!
She kicks Tracey in the shins.
Tracey: AHHHHHHHHH! WAAAAAHHH!
He hops around on one foot in tears.
Me: Oh boy. Here we go.
They all go into the house.
Tracey: Mmmm; food!
Alden: Hang on, fatty.
Misty: Get some manners, Tracey! This isn't even our house!
Tracey frowns as he looks at Grandma's specialty, Jello (She really makes this). But Tracey looks more
interested in this Jello.
Tracey: What's in this?
Me: Cheese.
Skye makes a face.
Tracey: You only live once.
He takes a spoonful and shoves it into his mouth. His eyes bug out of his head as he falls to the floor
gagging.
Grandma: HE'S DEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO MEET HIM! SKYE, THAT WAS MY JELLO, TOO!
Me: Um, sorry?
Grandma: Oh well. TOM! PUT THIS BOY IN THE BACKYARD!
Papa: Have the kids bury him. It'll give them somethin' to do.
Me: Ewww! No way am I touching Fat Boy's dead carcass!
Grandma: OK, Get Trev, Alden and Austin! We can't have this boy lying dead on the kitchen floor! People
gotta be able to get to the buffet!
The boys carry the body outside and bury it. Meanwhile, Ash catches sight of Grandma and Papa's golden
retriever, Molly.
Ash: A GROWLITHE! Wow!
Misty: Umm, Ash? I don't think that's a-
Ash: Shut up! I'm gonna catch it!
Molly looks at him in a strange way and walks away.
Ash: Way to go, Misty. I might have a new Pokemon now, but noooo!
MEANWHILE IN THE KITCHEN
Grandma: Aren't you a cute little thing?
She pinches Pikachu's cheek. He shocks her.
Grandma: AHHH! You mean little rat! Go away or I'll get the broom and give you a swat!
Me: Great. Just great. NOW WHAT??
A/N: Liked it? Hated it? Only one way to find out. REVIEW, PLEASE! CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON!