It started out as what appeared to be a completely normal day. Loki was proudly showing off his booger collection to his stuffed animals.
"And look at this! It is the biggest booger in my collection. Oh! I'm sorry, stuffed kitten, I almost forgot to show you!" He smiled, showing the booger to all, "But here is the best one of all. It is a pancake made entirely of boogers, and the best part is - it's edible!" Loki squealed with joy. He proceeded to eat the nasty pancake, which made his brother Thor gag. Thor didn't wish to offend his brother so he told him that the pancake was excellent. Loki was very happy and decided to make Thor more pancakes. Thor barfed a lot.
Loki made pancakes for the whole world, but no one would eat them because they knew he was a bad guy.
"Oh come on!" He yelled at them.
But they would not listen and did not consume the pancakes.