Baker AU Log #81515181518

Baker stepped out of the portal in front of the brick wall at Grillbys, his grey sweater and black pants showing some tnow that he had kicked off before. After quickly checking to see if his shovel was there and knowing what's supposed to happen, he quickly set off into the woods to head to the outpost outside the ruins. After seeing the structure, he quickly ducked behind a tree and waited.

And waited...and waited…And… waited…

He couldn't check the time but he assumed it has been a hour since he ducked behind the tree. Where were they? They were usually already halfway through their discussion when Baker arrives. He peaked around. Sans was sleeping at his post. Due the fact that Pap usually doesn't like that, he went to wake him up, but stopped.

Footsteps.

He hid again and peaked around the tree. Frisk walked up to Sans to talk to him.

But when Sans woke up, something wasn't right. His eye was red besides the pupil, and it looked like he painted his skull. He spoke in a voice that made gravel look like silk.

"Hey buddy, what's up?" He asked, seeming to care. "Heh… I already know you're starving, like any moment I'll find you… PASTA-way." Sans chuckled at his own joke. "How about a nice, spicy hotdog to fill ya up? He asked.

"That doesn't at all sound innuendus." Baker muttered sarcastically.

Frisk nodded, and everything went to shit so fast.

At lightspeed, Sans gripped her arm and pulled her onto the flat area. "One head dog COMING RIGHT UP" He said as he pulled out a hatchet.

As to what happened, lets say that there are some benefits of not having a stomach. This didn't change the panic Baker felt. He had literally just decapitated her. In cold blood. He looked at the lifeless head on the ground. It was severed at the windpipe, and blood was still draining. He looked at the face that was just ready to scream in agony was now relaxed. The only bright side to this, Baker thought, is that I don't recognize her. It looked alot like Frisk, but she wasn't. Baker quickly sneaked off, and headed back to the Grillbys. "Right then, never coming back here again, I hope." He said right before heading back into the portal.

Baker realized that he never open his eyes in these portals as he needed some time to go through it. So he opened his eyes and saw a blue aura going left and right of him. He turned left,

And something was flying straight towards him.

He panicked, and got through the portal before shit could hit the fan. "What was THAT?" Baker nearly shouted, adrenaline still going. You see, the major problem with doing this is that you don't really have anybody to talk to. Nobody would believe you if you said I was warping through alternate dimensions and a thing was flying towards me. After his nerves calmed down he decided to hop to swap and get food. Baker decided, after his nerves had calmed down, to find someway to blacklist that AU. I don't think there's going to be any revisit value…

Or is there?