A/N This story may be weird and confusing it was one of my first stories but I've added in a little twist to make it weirder because I just love a weird story! Anyways read, review, favourite, pm me with your love! LOL Venom will take it all!

Chapter 1 Side-show attraction

Raven Michales pottered around her garden happily wasting time. She had been out there most of the morning just pottering, she ignored all the sounds around her, she always did. Her long black hair tied up with a loose clip, a few silver ringlets hung down her round face. Raven loved her garden, it was the only thing she could do without having to worry about anything. Her neighbours would come out to do various bits and peices, they waved and called hello but none came over, no one ever came over anymore, it was just too hard to understand. Raven didn't mind, she was better to be left alone even though for the last five years or so she learnt quickly, she was never alone. She giggled at something, pushing her sleeves up. The colourful art she had splashed on her skin seemed to glint in the light, along with the metal she had shoved in almost peircable hole. Raven, to her neighbours, was an odd looking girl with an odd personality to match, it was best if they stayed away.

"Raven! How are you?"

She looked to the booming voice to find her grandfather through marriage, Vince McMahon striding his way up the hill. She had to admit for a man over sixty he made it up the steep hill pretty easily. Raven was very proud of her house, it was one of those old school "haunted houses" you saw in horror movies. When she bought it, it was destroyed and ugly but with her perseverance and DIY skills, it was beautiful again. She also loved that it was ontop of a very steep hill, it meant even less visitors. Not many people could make it up the hill.

"I'm good" Raven smiled brightly, before rolling her eyes. Vince wisely chose to ignore it.

"I was hoping we could have a chat"

Raven wiped her hands on her black shorts, all her attire was black, the only exception was if she wore something with polka dots or stripes, in that case she either had some red or white in there.

"Dare I ask about what Grand-pop?" Raven took a seat on the huge porch in her favourite rocking chair. Vince took a seat next to her.

He fished about in the pockets of his suit jacket, pulling out a very thick stream of papers. "I was wondering if you would be interested in accepting this contract"

Raven took and leafed through it, catching words and other official garb. "Your offereing me a contract to become a RAW Diva?"

Vince gave her a smile, while handing her a pen. "Yes. I have seen your work and its very impressive"

Raven kept leafing through the contract, there had to be a catch somewhere, there always was. While she looked for the catch, Vince looked at her carefully trying hard to ignore the fact that she was rolling her eyes and trying not to giggle at the same time. It was like her silver eyes were annoyed at her mouth trying to laugh.

"Aha!" Raven suddenly spat out "I found your catch and I say no thank you"

"Raven this is a golden opportunity"

"Yeah for you, admit it the only reason your suddenly interested is because your other side-show attractions are becoming boring"

"That is not why I want you"

"Yes it is!" Raven boomed, suddenly she calmed down "Don't yell its not nice" "I'll yell if I want" "Stop it" Raven shook her head noting the puzzled look on Vince's face "Grand-pop I am not accepting a contract so you can show the world my illness"

"Raven maybe this is the way to get people to understand about your illness"

Raven let out a bitter laugh "You want to use me as some sort of side-show attraction then when the fans get sick of it you'll fire me. You don't want me to wrestle you want me there for comedy relief"

"Is that a bad thing?" Vince asked gently, as soon as it left his mouth he knew it was the wrong thing to say because Raven's silver eyes flared with anger.

"Yes it is a bad thing, I don't want people thinking that what I go through day in and day out is funny because let me tell you something Mr Man, its not funny. Its anything but funny"

Vince gave a sigh "Raven believe me I do want you there to wrestle your illness could be your gimmick"

Raven crossed her arms flatly across her large bust "I say no" "Well I say yes sir but I gotta stick with my girls" "Shut it"

"Well if you change your mind Raven, you have my number or you know where your uncle is"

"I won't but yes I do know where uncle Hunter is, thank you very much"

Vince got up and started his careful journey down the hill, he was hoping to leave with her signature and a new RAW Diva. Raven watched him go, a mix of sadness, disappointment and indegestion in the pit of her stomach.