Hermione's POV

Professor Binns was never my favorite teacher, but his lessons could get... well... interesting. Today, he was rambling on about muggles, and how different their lives were.

Oddly enough, he lifted his head, and turned to me. In all my years, i have never seen Professor Binns willingly talk to a student... but he talked to me.

"Hermione, since were talking about muggles, why don't you tell us about your parents, and their daily activities as muggles." I started to mumbled something about dentistry, and teeth, and felt blush creep up my cheeks. Out of the corner of my eye, i saw Draco smirk, and mouth "mudblood." My cheeks grew hotter. Professor Binns motioned me to the front of the room, and i began to speak.

"Uhm... every morning my parents up... i mean, get up, and fix people... i mean, not fix people, but fix their teeth." My voice grew an octave higher. "Any questions?"

"What do they do on weekends?" Harry asked with a smile. His smile sent a jolt of courage up my spine. It was relieving to know that someone out there didn't care that my parents were muggles.

"Well, we used to have a book club on weekends. When I'm at Hogwarts, they stay up watching reruns of I Love Lucy, and do errands for the community. Oh, and sometimes, when their drunk, they stay up past 10! What dare devils!" Professor Binns gave me a reassuring look, as people started laughing. I quickly sat back in my seat, just as the bell rang.

Note: I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS. THEY ARE PROPERTY OF J.K. ROWLING.