The Wedding Show
Excitement was in the air. The snow had melted away weeks ago, leaving the damp, soggy green grass to breathe. The sky was a bright baby blue colour that contrasted with the sun. Wendy Testaburger had started nagging people to walk to school rather than drive there. Bebe Stevens had started wearing her shortest skirts to school. It was finally summer.
'Just a week and a half left in this God damn shithole' Eric Cartman thought to himself as he switched offf his engine and opened his car door. Naturally that Bitch Wendy had had started handing out fliers urging the class to 'save the environment' what a load of bullshit. Cartman looked around to see if he could spot any one of his friends. His car was the only one in the parking lot. 'Must be early' he thought as he made his way to the entrance eating a packet of Cheesy Poofs. Cartman opened the door to homeroom "ai! Ah God dammit!"
Everyone in his class had walked to school. "Dude what's wrong?" asked Kenny McCormick, a blonde boy around the age of seventeen. "I hate you Kenny" Cartman responded putting his head down on the desk. Before Kenny could reply to that pointless bit of dialog however, Mr. Garrison had entered the room.
Their childhood teacher had taken a few years off after the children had left the fourth grade to work on 'health issues'. That basically meant that he spent a couple of years in LA, married five times, and had so much work done that he looked twenty eight again.
"Now class. Just a few announcements before we start. I'd like to just congradulate you on supporting Wendy's 'Save The Environment Campagin'" a scatter of appaulause had erupted thoughout the class room. "Eric I noticed your car outside this morning" Bebe Stevens spoke up suddenly. Cartman growled. Trust that ho to stir the shit. "Well naturally Eric would do the opposite to everyone else. now moving on" Mr. Garrison switched topics before Cartman could cut accross him.
"We need to discuss you're end of year charity project". The class groaned. Every year it was the same thing, they decided on a project, the girls, mostly Wendy took over everything, and Cartman would ruin the night for everybody.
"Now don't be like that" Garrison tried to frown but due to all the botox in his face, he just looked constipated. "Any ideas?" A few hands shot into the air, all of which belonged to a female.. "Bebe?" Bebe Stevens stood up and walked to the front of the class. "I think we should have a fashion show. That way we could charge an entrance fee, and also charge for food and drinks!" Bebe sat back down.
"Are you fucking serious?" Kyle Broflovski shot at her totally out of character. The week before Bebe had broken up with Kyle and he had'nt taken it very well. He had a point though. Every year Bebe would suggest a fashion show. When her idea was'nt picked she would throw a tantrum until she got what she wanted, which made Cartman jealous because no one had listened to his tantrums in years, and this would resolve in him ruining the project for everyone.
"Great Bebe, anyone got anything else?" "A charity basketball game? It could be students against teacher's" sugggested Token Black boys all looked excited about this, all except Cartman who hated sport of any kind
. After a few more suggestions from various students, Garrison had had enough. "Alright just shut up!" he shouted." Everyone write down your idea and bring it to my desk. Mr. Hat and I will then pick one out". A few quiet minutes went by until Mr. Garrison put the ideas into a bag, shook it and picked a piece of paper out among nineteen others.
"Okay the charity project we will be doing this year is a wedding show. The idea is Wendy's. Hey Wendy what the fuck is a wedding show?" The class started whispering as Wendy stood up to expain her idea. Of course her's would be choosen, teachers pet.
"A wedding show is like a fashon show except there's wedding dresses and grooms suits involved. We could have it in the gym so we don't need to hire a hotel out and we could have the after party there also. We could borrow some dresses from my aunt, she owns the Bridel store in North Park, free of charge of course and the boys could borrow a suit from their fathers". Garrison smiled. Thank fuck he picked Wendy's idea out of the bag. She was his little organised gem.
"Very good Wendy! That settles it class, we're doing the wedding show". The boys groaned and the girls squealed. Just the Stan Marsh came running into the room. "Sorry im late Mr. Garrison. Slept it out" he panted. "Glad that you could make it Stan" Garrison said sarcastically just as the bell rang.
"So what did I miss?" Stan asked as he, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny walked to the lunch room. "Uh nothing much, justed picked the end of year project that was about it really" Kyle answered as he adjusted his bag on his shoulder.
"Oh really. Are we doing another fashon show then?"
"No dude worse, a wedding show"
"Thats retarded. Who came up with that load of shit?"
"Yeah that would be me" a high voice came behind the boys. Stan pinched the bridge of his nose and turned around. As he suspected Wendy Testaburger was standing right behind the boys. Stan and Wendy broke up just before starting high school, and needless to say it was like most teenage brake - ups. Things had'nt ended well and they wer'nt on the best of terms. They could hardly stand the sight of one another.
Stan sighed, it was going to be a long two weeks with her in charge.
"Do me a favour and tell the reat of the boys to meet us at Starks Pond tonight at eight. No excuse's" Wendy walked past Stan quickly followed by Bebe and Red.
"Looks like some ones on the rag huh Stan?" Cartman smirked as he followed Wendy into the lunch room.