Rhymes with Orange
by Cyberchao X
CCX: …no it doesn't. You have to mispronounce some words for this limerick to actually rhyme. Also I came up with this after waking up in the middle of the night, and only tweaked it in the morning.
There once was a gel called a melange
Which tasted of apples and orange
But voice actors blunder
Which leads us to wonder
Just what the fuck is a samoflange?
CCX: The Melange Gel is, of course, an item in the Tales of… series, which actually does have the combined effect of an Apple Gel and an Orange Gel. This is only referenced for the purpose of the rhyme.