We are never ever getting back together, a twilight fanfic

Jasper pov:

Once again Alice has a vision that Maria will be coming to get me again with her "strongest" newborns to steal me away. And every time I decline and kill her newborns she just does not give up. I'm happy and alive with Alice. Every day is another mystery and joy with her. She all I need to have life. Maria just made me want to die but if I had done that I wouldn't have meet a women that I couldn't possible believe would want me and no one else.

Once again I had to find a way to make her stop coming till I heard a little song on the radio. It made me have an idea so I had Edward help me out with this plan. As I met Maria in the forest with no newborns this time I waited for her to say come back to me but she didn't. Just crossed her arms and stared at me.

"You know my answer Maria." I said giving her a glare. She only smirked and shocked her head. "I'm your creator. How could you not want to come back to me?" She said.

"You're right you're my creator but that's all you will ever be. I have something for you that might finally make you stop." I said and nodded my head towards the house knowing Edward could see all the way over here. If Maria hadn't notice I had speakers around the trees so she could hear the music as I begin to sing a song. Not just any song. A song I hope she will keep in mind I don't want her!

"I remember when I saw your true colors

Saying this is it, I've had enough, 'cause like

I've had enough with newborns and you

When you said you, needed everything what?

Then you come around again and say

Major I love you and we are done here

Trust me; remember how that lasted for a day

I say, I hate you, you bite me, you come to me, I love you

Oooh you bite me one more time last night

But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

We are never ever ever getting back together

You go round some newborns ill kill them

With my family

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together."

Maria hissed and crossed her arms looking away but I wasn't done yet.

"I'm not gonna miss you picking fights

With me, falling for a screaming that you're right

And I will hide away and find yourself a new major

That's much cooler than me.

Oooh you gave me another scar again tonight

But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

We are never ever ever getting back together

You go round some newborns ill kill them

With my family

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together"

There was no point in her covering her ears for vampires had perfect hearing from 10 miles away.

"I used to think, that we, were forever ever ever

And I used to say never say never

So, you call me up and say like, I still love you

And I'm like, I'm just, I mean this is exhausting, you know

We are never getting back together, like ever

We are never ever ever getting back together

You can just give up now

I'm with Alice not you

So we are never ever ever ever getting back together"

I finish and walk away from Maria hopefully and truthfully the last time I see her face again.