Screwed…
If other anime's met!
A FEW NOTES!!!!!
There are some original characters in here so Im gonna do some Bios so you wont get all messed up! ^_^
Tai- is my character and she is Heero's twin sis
Jessie- is my friend's character and she likes Duo
Door- is… a door
Jeff- is this faggoty kid in my 3rd hour that has a nasally British accent thing and he is Door's lover
Bill- is my old Civics teacher; he likes to call people "Characters"
Dave- the industrial Tech teacher… he loves Planers… so very much… he loves Bill
Now that that's done! Read and Enjoy! ^_^
I Don't Own Gundam Wing, however I do own Tai and my friend Jenny owns Jessie, we also own the Retard 4 (Door, Jeff, Bill, Dave) so not TOUCHIE!!!
The setting is a peaceful day at the House o' Gundam Pilots (that name says it all)… ANYHOO! They were all sitting around; Wufei was going on about justice and saying crap 24/7…
Wufei: Crap! I love justice!
Others: Sweatdrops and blue lines. Oh no not again!
Heero: Pulls out a gun that looks nothing like the ones he usually has. Omae o Korosu… Aims at Wufei
Wufei: CRAP!!!!!!! How unjustly!
Quatre: WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!!!! Oh and nice new gun Heero. AH!!!!!!!!! Runs around the room screaming like a 4-year-old girl.
Heero: This is not my gun than that means it must be…
Door: Out of nowhere. In Door voice. MY GUN!!!! DOORAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Other Pilots: ……
Storywriters: ……
Jeff: Door, forget about them lets go play monopoly!
Door and Jeff frolic off to play Monopoly…
Wufei: Becomes locked in a closet by someone not from GW. CRAP! I Peed my pants! CRAP!
Person that locked Wufei in a closet: Can I have my gun back now?
Quatre: Who are you? (Reads the name tag) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Your name is Person-Who-Locked-Wufei-In-A-Closet!!!! I'm Quatre!! Pleased to meet you!!
Person-Who-Locked-Wufei-In-A-Closet: Ummmmm, I'm Vash the Stampede. Ummm, isn't there a guy with a braid? He invited me here.
Trowa: (sadly) he's out on a date with Shinimegami (Isabella, one of the story writers) that's a shame. She's hot.
Vash: Oh. So, uh, are there any doughnuts here?
Quatre: Why yes! We also have tea, and crumpets, and…
Heero: Shut up Quatre. Don't scare Vash. Just get him some doughnuts.
Quatre: K!!!!
1 Half an hour pass. Duo and Isabella return home.
Isabella: Boy Duo, that was so romantic! Getting a special booth, ordering the most expensive drinks and appetizers, beating up the waiter who almost spilt on me, giving the
Violin guy $20 just to play and sing, "I love you", and---
Wufei: CRAP!! Get a room you two!!!
Duo: oh, we haven't even gotten started!!
Trowa: Not around Quatre, Duo.
Quatre: Hey!! I got the doughnuts!!
Vash: Yummy!!! GIMME!!!!!
Duo: What are you doing here?!
Vash: YUM YUM!!! You invited me here!! Don't you remember?!
Duo: Oh yeah! I think I had to tell you…
Isabella: We were going to set you up with a girl, Vash.
Vash: Really?? I LOVE girls!! But I thought you were going out with Duo…
Isabella: NO, NOT ME!!! I mean someone from a different show. Like…Sailor Venus!! (Snaps her fingers and Sailor Venus appears)
Sailor Venus: Why am I here?
Isabella: I am responsible for bringing you here. You must date Vash.
Vash: No!! I wanna date you!!
Duo: Not when I'm around!!
Isabella: No. Duo is 100 times sexier, plus, he's better.
Vash: At what?! (looks at Sailor Venus) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Never Mind! Glomps onto Sailor Venus, giving her sad puppy eyes.
Sailor Venus: Huh! HEY GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!!!!!! Pushes him off her.
Vash: Cries.
Heero: Starts hitting on Sailor Venus. Hey sexy momma, how's about you and I go someplace… private. Winks
Sailor Venus: Taking no time to think. OK!
Heero and Sailor Venus frolic off.
Vash: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo and Isabella: ……
Tai (Another story writer): Walks in. Hiya! Hey where's Heero? I have to beat him up!
Isabella: Oh, he and Sailor Venus just frolicked off to have hot and wild sex!
Tai: Confused. HOW THE HELL DID SAILOR VENUS GET HERE?!?!?!
Isabella: blushes...
Tai: Oh, I see… Well then where's Zechs?
Duo: In his room…why?
Tai: I WAS JUST WONDERING! ARG!
Vash: See's Tai and instantly goes gaga. HOT MOMMA!
Tai: huh?
Vash: Glomps onto Tai and tries to kiss her
Tai: ACK! AND HOW DID VASH GET HERE! Punches Vash
Vash: purrs. Kinky are we?
Tai: Locks Vash in the same closet as Wufei
Wufei: CRAP! My pants are still wet!
Vash: great…
Tai: And beside… I like Wolfwood better…giggles.
Vash: EVERYONE LIKES WOLFWOOD!
Isabella: Snaps fingers and Wolfwood appears.
Wolfwood: Smoking and looking sexy as usual. How did I get here?
Tai: Glomps Wolfwood.
Wolfwood: YAY! IM LOVED!
Vash: EVERYONE LOVES YOU!
Wufei: I love you Vash…
Vash: AH!!!!!!! LEMME OUT!!!!!
Wufei: Tries to play scrabble with Vash but Vash escapes the Wu-Mans wrath and gets out of the closet, locking it even tighter for Wufei.
Wufei: INJUSTICE CRAP! WEAK F^#$%** ONNA!!!
Everyone: ……
Wolfwood and Tai: Frolic of to another room.
Vash: Cries
Heero and Sailor Venus return.
Heero: That was some goo- - -
Everyone else: SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: ok
Heero and Venus leave again
Zechs: walks in. Hey…. Have you seen Tai?
Duo: Um. Snickers. She's with Wolfwood…
Zechs: grabs a gun and goes off to look for Tai.
Duo: He must really like her.
Wufei: Breaks out of the closet and is about to play scrabble with Vash when the Retard 4 appear.
Bill: OH YOUR SUCH A CHARACTER WUFEI! YOU SHOULD BE LIKE MR. CHARACTER AND PLAY MONOPOLY! THAT CHARACTER!
Dave: Bill that's not in my planer, we have to wait for another hour, remember?
Bill: OH DAVE! YOU'RE SUCH A CHARACTER! Makes out with Dave
Jeff: Oh Door, they're starting with out us! That's not very nice!
Door: Its ok shnukums! I still love you!
All of the R4: Frolic off to play monopoly dragging the Wu-man with them
Wufei: HELP! CRAP! INJUSTICE CRAP!
Everyone: ……
Trowa: So… now what?
Quatre: I donno…
Tai: Returns with Zechs.
Duo: Hey! Where's Wolfwood?
Tai: Oh, well me and him were talking and then Zechs barged in with a gun and Wolfwood ran away. Hugs Zechs.
Isabella: Ook…
Zechs: Yeah…
Tai: I guess that's the end…
Zechs: Where's Wufei?
Isabella: Its to long of a story…
Tai: Ok…
All of them rejoiced because the Wu-man was gone forever (YAY!) and they all were a bunch of happy campers! The end!
If other anime's met!
A FEW NOTES!!!!!
There are some original characters in here so Im gonna do some Bios so you wont get all messed up! ^_^
Tai- is my character and she is Heero's twin sis
Jessie- is my friend's character and she likes Duo
Door- is… a door
Jeff- is this faggoty kid in my 3rd hour that has a nasally British accent thing and he is Door's lover
Bill- is my old Civics teacher; he likes to call people "Characters"
Dave- the industrial Tech teacher… he loves Planers… so very much… he loves Bill
Now that that's done! Read and Enjoy! ^_^
I Don't Own Gundam Wing, however I do own Tai and my friend Jenny owns Jessie, we also own the Retard 4 (Door, Jeff, Bill, Dave) so not TOUCHIE!!!
The setting is a peaceful day at the House o' Gundam Pilots (that name says it all)… ANYHOO! They were all sitting around; Wufei was going on about justice and saying crap 24/7…
Wufei: Crap! I love justice!
Others: Sweatdrops and blue lines. Oh no not again!
Heero: Pulls out a gun that looks nothing like the ones he usually has. Omae o Korosu… Aims at Wufei
Wufei: CRAP!!!!!!! How unjustly!
Quatre: WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!!!! Oh and nice new gun Heero. AH!!!!!!!!! Runs around the room screaming like a 4-year-old girl.
Heero: This is not my gun than that means it must be…
Door: Out of nowhere. In Door voice. MY GUN!!!! DOORAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Other Pilots: ……
Storywriters: ……
Jeff: Door, forget about them lets go play monopoly!
Door and Jeff frolic off to play Monopoly…
Wufei: Becomes locked in a closet by someone not from GW. CRAP! I Peed my pants! CRAP!
Person that locked Wufei in a closet: Can I have my gun back now?
Quatre: Who are you? (Reads the name tag) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Your name is Person-Who-Locked-Wufei-In-A-Closet!!!! I'm Quatre!! Pleased to meet you!!
Person-Who-Locked-Wufei-In-A-Closet: Ummmmm, I'm Vash the Stampede. Ummm, isn't there a guy with a braid? He invited me here.
Trowa: (sadly) he's out on a date with Shinimegami (Isabella, one of the story writers) that's a shame. She's hot.
Vash: Oh. So, uh, are there any doughnuts here?
Quatre: Why yes! We also have tea, and crumpets, and…
Heero: Shut up Quatre. Don't scare Vash. Just get him some doughnuts.
Quatre: K!!!!
1 Half an hour pass. Duo and Isabella return home.
Isabella: Boy Duo, that was so romantic! Getting a special booth, ordering the most expensive drinks and appetizers, beating up the waiter who almost spilt on me, giving the
Violin guy $20 just to play and sing, "I love you", and---
Wufei: CRAP!! Get a room you two!!!
Duo: oh, we haven't even gotten started!!
Trowa: Not around Quatre, Duo.
Quatre: Hey!! I got the doughnuts!!
Vash: Yummy!!! GIMME!!!!!
Duo: What are you doing here?!
Vash: YUM YUM!!! You invited me here!! Don't you remember?!
Duo: Oh yeah! I think I had to tell you…
Isabella: We were going to set you up with a girl, Vash.
Vash: Really?? I LOVE girls!! But I thought you were going out with Duo…
Isabella: NO, NOT ME!!! I mean someone from a different show. Like…Sailor Venus!! (Snaps her fingers and Sailor Venus appears)
Sailor Venus: Why am I here?
Isabella: I am responsible for bringing you here. You must date Vash.
Vash: No!! I wanna date you!!
Duo: Not when I'm around!!
Isabella: No. Duo is 100 times sexier, plus, he's better.
Vash: At what?! (looks at Sailor Venus) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Never Mind! Glomps onto Sailor Venus, giving her sad puppy eyes.
Sailor Venus: Huh! HEY GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!!!!!! Pushes him off her.
Vash: Cries.
Heero: Starts hitting on Sailor Venus. Hey sexy momma, how's about you and I go someplace… private. Winks
Sailor Venus: Taking no time to think. OK!
Heero and Sailor Venus frolic off.
Vash: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo and Isabella: ……
Tai (Another story writer): Walks in. Hiya! Hey where's Heero? I have to beat him up!
Isabella: Oh, he and Sailor Venus just frolicked off to have hot and wild sex!
Tai: Confused. HOW THE HELL DID SAILOR VENUS GET HERE?!?!?!
Isabella: blushes...
Tai: Oh, I see… Well then where's Zechs?
Duo: In his room…why?
Tai: I WAS JUST WONDERING! ARG!
Vash: See's Tai and instantly goes gaga. HOT MOMMA!
Tai: huh?
Vash: Glomps onto Tai and tries to kiss her
Tai: ACK! AND HOW DID VASH GET HERE! Punches Vash
Vash: purrs. Kinky are we?
Tai: Locks Vash in the same closet as Wufei
Wufei: CRAP! My pants are still wet!
Vash: great…
Tai: And beside… I like Wolfwood better…giggles.
Vash: EVERYONE LIKES WOLFWOOD!
Isabella: Snaps fingers and Wolfwood appears.
Wolfwood: Smoking and looking sexy as usual. How did I get here?
Tai: Glomps Wolfwood.
Wolfwood: YAY! IM LOVED!
Vash: EVERYONE LOVES YOU!
Wufei: I love you Vash…
Vash: AH!!!!!!! LEMME OUT!!!!!
Wufei: Tries to play scrabble with Vash but Vash escapes the Wu-Mans wrath and gets out of the closet, locking it even tighter for Wufei.
Wufei: INJUSTICE CRAP! WEAK F^#$%** ONNA!!!
Everyone: ……
Wolfwood and Tai: Frolic of to another room.
Vash: Cries
Heero and Sailor Venus return.
Heero: That was some goo- - -
Everyone else: SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: ok
Heero and Venus leave again
Zechs: walks in. Hey…. Have you seen Tai?
Duo: Um. Snickers. She's with Wolfwood…
Zechs: grabs a gun and goes off to look for Tai.
Duo: He must really like her.
Wufei: Breaks out of the closet and is about to play scrabble with Vash when the Retard 4 appear.
Bill: OH YOUR SUCH A CHARACTER WUFEI! YOU SHOULD BE LIKE MR. CHARACTER AND PLAY MONOPOLY! THAT CHARACTER!
Dave: Bill that's not in my planer, we have to wait for another hour, remember?
Bill: OH DAVE! YOU'RE SUCH A CHARACTER! Makes out with Dave
Jeff: Oh Door, they're starting with out us! That's not very nice!
Door: Its ok shnukums! I still love you!
All of the R4: Frolic off to play monopoly dragging the Wu-man with them
Wufei: HELP! CRAP! INJUSTICE CRAP!
Everyone: ……
Trowa: So… now what?
Quatre: I donno…
Tai: Returns with Zechs.
Duo: Hey! Where's Wolfwood?
Tai: Oh, well me and him were talking and then Zechs barged in with a gun and Wolfwood ran away. Hugs Zechs.
Isabella: Ook…
Zechs: Yeah…
Tai: I guess that's the end…
Zechs: Where's Wufei?
Isabella: Its to long of a story…
Tai: Ok…
All of them rejoiced because the Wu-man was gone forever (YAY!) and they all were a bunch of happy campers! The end!