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Title: Calling Doctor Love

Author: radcliffe_bass

Beta: clover71 from livejournal

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood

Rating: PG-13

Warning: slash, flangst, swearing, AU

Summary: Harry Potter didn't think that owning a small coffee shop can be this complicated. But when you're best friends with New York's elusive date doctor, life is anything but simple.

Written for au_bigbang at livejournal. All mistakes post beta are mine. Happy reading!

Disclaimers:

1) All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement intended.

2) Please note that this is purely fiction and none of the contents are real. Any interactions, relationships and situations that might concur with real life events are purely coincidental. This fiction is created for fun and for non-profitable purpose.

3) This story is based on the 2005 Will Smith movie, Hitch, written by Kevin Bisch. The author does not claim ownership, copyright or credit of the movie's plot, dialogues, situations, interactions and characters. All creative rights belong to the movie's screenwriter, Kevin Bisch and the movie's production staff and film company, Sony Pictures. No plagiarism and copyright infringement intended.

4) Some of the dialogues, quotes and sentences used in this story were borrowed from the movie's (Hitch) character lines/dialogues. The author does not claim ownership, copyright or credit of the movie's dialogues. All creative rights belong to the movie's screenwriter, Kevin Bisch. No plagiarism and copyright infringement intended. Please see author's notes for more details.

5) Some of the dialogues used during the karaoke scene were borrowed from the lyrics of several songs. The author does not claim ownership, copyright or credit of any of the songs' lyrics. All creative rights belong to songs' lyricists, namely, Prince (Manic Monday), Mike D'Abo and Tony Macaulay (Build Me Up Buttercup), FOX, CHARLES/GEYER, STEVE (Got to Believe in Magic), BARTHOLOMEW, DAVE/DOMINO, ANTOINE (All by Myself) and Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson (Dancing Queen). No plagiarism and copyright infringement intended.

Author's Notes and more disclaimers:

1) The following lines were borrowed from the movie, Hitch, written by Kevin Bisch. The author does not claim ownership, copyright or credit of the movie's plot, dialogues, situations, interactions and characters. All creative rights belong to the movie's screenwriter, Kevin Bisch. No plagiarism and copyright infringement intended.

I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist.

What are you doing here? What is she doing here?

and this type of overwrought, nervous behavior often leads to…a very big raise

Pictures of Gavin with a busty brunette.

I think it's great that you're good at your job, but there's more to life than watching other people live it.

there's no girl without guile or game

if one's trying to mess with fate, it's best to fly under the radar

I know I'm not her usual type.

2) The Ron and Harry karaoke scene in this story was written by the awesome clover71. Thank you for the funny and great input to my story! *glomps clover71*