Death Note Parody
The Death Note
The story begins after Ryuk has just meat Raito and has told him all about how to use it and all that jazz.
"So…..What you are saying is that I can make anyone die however I want and whenever I want as long as I know their name and face?" Raito said looking as innocent as he could only look before he got bent on his desire to rule the world.
"Well, with some limitations….But basically, yep." Ryuk looked down at Raito with his giant, glowing red and yellow shinigami eyes imagining Raito's head as a big shiny apple. His mouth started to water slightly.
"So, if I was actually creative (Which….as we all know he's not) If I really wanted someone to get strangled by monkeys…..it would happen?" Raito inquired with his know-it-all voice.
"You……you have a strange mind……I like you." Ryuk tore eyes his eyes away from Raito's head and floated aimlessly around in the air.
"Cool" Raito looked up has his very large apple loving 'friend'…..thing…..
The Next Day……..
The voice coming from the television filled Ratio's room, soon to be replaced by his creepy over-exaggerated laughter.
"Breaking News!! There was a casualty at the local zoo today. The coroner has stated that he was strangled. He had been standing by the monkey cage at the time of his death. In a seeming related story, the monkeys from the cage have escaped."
This is when Raito starts laughing.
THE END