Yo everyone.... the storyline is about Naruto.... decided to join Akatsuki for fun.
One sunny day.... it was sunny... Naruto is at Konoha eating ramen, and Naruto felt bored and decided to join akatsuki for fun ( Not playing GTA from the last experience)
Naruto begin his journey to the Akatsuki hide in the forest.
Naruto press the doorbell "Tobi is a good boy "( What a weird bell)
Tobi was the one open the door/stone?
Tobi: Hi... Naruto-kun. whats up? I am boring and wanna join me to play?, Tobi is a good boy.
Naruto: Not now, Tobi get out of my way (Tobi sobbed)
Naruto: Oh well... maybe later i had something to talk to with your boss.
Tobi: Ok Naruto-san I will bring you to leader-sama.... Tobi is a good boy
Naruto follow Tobi and he saw a long staircase ahead.
Naruto: What The Heck is "that"?
Tobi: Thats the staircase of Eternity... Made by Itachi-senpai to prevent anyone from entering the rooms.
Naruto: And are we suppose to climb that?
Tobi: Yup.
Naruto: Ok then, lets do it ( Naruto dashed freaking fast and went he was about to reach the top, he heard Tobi shouting)
Tobi: Naruto-san! that staircase will keep on growing and growing cause it is Genjustu.
Naruto: Then how should i get to the room?
Tobi: That staircase only lead to Itachi-senpai's room!, other people's room and meeting room, kitchen , living room , dinning room , game room , toilet , Sharky room( for Kisame) , Jashin room( Hiden of course) , I am god room( for Pein), Origami room(for Konan) , Lacking of hatred room( guess who?), Photosynthesis room ( Zetsu), Organ's room( kazuku), Body experiment room(currently empty), The puppet room( it has another name" the Pinokio room") The Art room ( currently repairing) and i am a good boy room. is at the other sides.
Naruto: what the ****( Naruto falls down from the stairs)
5 hours later Tobi: Hey Naruto-Kun? are you awake?
Naruto: I suppose.... err where am i?
Tobi: The healing room.
Naruto: you had a healing room?
Tobi: Do not underestimate The akatsuki Naruto: ok..ok... now bring me to pein Tobi: I do not think i can... he is in pain(pein)
Naruto: what?
Tobi: just kidding... but before you go i must introduce you to the other member....please Naruto-kun?
(Tobi used the doggie face)
Naruto: Fine Tobi... you lead the way Inner Naruto: Omg more freaks?
Both of them walk and they met Deidara Deidara: Hey Tobi... why is Nine-tailed Jinchuriki in our base?
Tobi: Cause he rang the doorbell, and i let him in.
Deidara: Why is the doorbell still there? I thought i ask you to remove it?
Naruto: Come on Dei... its good to have doorbell at home Deidara: You got a point ,Orange moron, and do not call me Dei that nickname sucks.
The trio continue walking... they met Sasori: Hi Lollipop head, Deidara , and Orange moron Naruto: Hey, stop calling me that Pinokio Sasori: stop calling me that you jerk Naruto: when do you plans to become a real boy?
Sasori: STOP IT Naruto: Did the fairy lost her way to your room?
Sasori: oh cursed moron, you make me mad. ( Sandaime Kazekage)
Deidara: Run Nine-tailed moron!
Sasori: Too late! Iron piercing!
Naruto: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh( He scream like a girl)
The Trio ran fled from Pino... i mean the puppet master.
Naruto: Phew.... is he doing this everyday?
Tobi: Not really... only after he lost to his grandmother and Sakura-chan.
Deidara: Anyway lets go to leader Sama's room.
The trio begin their journey to... THE ROOM, and on the way... they met Kisame: Hi Tobi... i love that movie " great white shark" and yo Deidara Naruto: What about me? Shark Freak!
Kisame: Thank you for your compliment.
Naruto: What the.
Tobi: anything that is about shark is compliment to him... right sharky?Tobi is a good boy Deidara: Ya whatever.... lets go on.
Kisame: Not so fast.
Naruto: What do you want shark head?
Kisame: Once again thank you and do you think you can leave without.
Naruto: A fight?
Tobi: A hug?
Deidara: No morons... its a bang.
Kisame: No, no and no Sasori: Then what is it?
Kisame: Omg you spooked me Sasori. and don't you think you can leave without.... giving me your autograph.
Naruto: Huh?
Kisame: You see... it can be put on a great price on E-bay Kazuku taught me that.
Naruto: O....K.....(Naruto starts writing"I love Sakura-chan") Here you go Kisame: Wow... it looks ugly... i love it... it sure will get me lots of money.
The five Akatsuki "members" begin their journey to the center of the akatsuki's leader room(LOL? Journey to the center of Earth?)Again they met Hidan: Hi ***** and .
Kazuku: stop insulting people Hidan, you will had your head buried in the ground in the future... i can predict.
Naruto: Hi zombie twins Hidan/ Kazuku: Yo Orange moron Naruto: (Sobbing).... why everyone called me orange moron?
Tobi: Ya and why they say i am a bad boy?(Sobbing together)
Deidara: Ya and why they can't appreciate art?( Sobbing Trio)
Sasori: Puppets can't cry Kisame: Yay water.
Hidan: where are you going morons?
Naruto: to Pein's room,
Kazuku: OMG.. i better take my camera... Pein's room's picture sure do cost a lot of $ With almost all akatsuki members they went to pein's the Gate Zetsu: Stop intruders, show me your passport!
Naruto: Stop playing aloe vera.
Zetsu: what?
Kazuku: yup.. Zetsu... we are on a quest to earn $ Deidara: No we are not.... we are on a quest for Art Tobi: Tobi's a good boy Kisame: Go photosynthesis we got a meeting with leader-sama Zetsu( blushing): sounds attracting..... ok then bye.
Sasori: lets go guys.
The Akatsuki family enter the mysterious room.
Konan: Stay where you are, idiots and orange moron.
Naruto: Thats it you are dead Paper freak: Rasengan!
Hidan blocked the attack Hidan: owww it hurts Naruto: What the heck you doing Vampire?
Hidan: Nothing just tasting the power of your move Naruto: errr... o...k... now go away i got garlic!
Hidan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kazuku: Please let us in miss angel... we are on a quest for the 5 Cs Deidara: Computer !
Tobi: Comic Naruto:Cup ramen Kisame: Compound pool Kazuku: and Cash Konan: I thought the last one should be Cute stuffs? Anyway lets go They enter and open 30 doors/ room later....Pein arrives Pein: What is all these noise about?
Konan: Nagato we are.
Pein: Idiots.
Kisame: Leader We want Pein: Your life Hidan: Leader I want to Pein: Die Kazuku: Leader i wish to Pein: kill hidan Sasori: Leader... we are trying to Pein: disturb me Deidara: leader... all we wanted is Pein: quietness Tobi: Tobi is a good boy Pein : I know Naruto: Hey pein can't you just listen to us?
Pein: No... end of case... get out of my room"Shinra Tensei"
(Everyone's bomb out of the room)
Naruto: Omg look at the time, i should go already. i had fun today Itachi: Ya go away and leave my cute little brother alone!
Naruto: OMG..... Itachi... ok ok... take anything you want just leave me alone!
Naruto ran out of the base Itachi: don't you think that you are safe after you had cross the base"s door.( About to chase Naruto)
Tobi: Bye Naruto-kun come again someday Tobi closed the door and Itachi went Bang into it.
Deidara: Itachi had a BANG, which is not artistic.
Itachi: Tobi is not a good boy Tobi: I am not? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa Kisame: Yay a base of water Sasori: just shut up already can't you? this chapter is about to end.
Pein: It is?
Konan: It is?
Zetsu: It is?
Deidara: It is?
Tobi: It is?
Kisame: It is?
Itachi: It is?
Hidan: It is?
Kazuku: It is?
Naruto: OMG It is!
Me: Yup it is : )
Part2 continues soon