One day Percy, Thalia, Annabeth, Grover, and a few other friends were arrested and brought to therapy for being 'loopy' [quote New Jersey policeman].
Dr. Hannah Greenwood, Therapist, is now talking to suspect no. 1.
Dr: Hello
Percy: *Sticks his tongue out at Dr. Greenwood.*
Dr: What's your name?
Percy: *Sigh* Percy.
Dr: Can I please have your full name?
Percy: Why?
Dr: Because I don't have it on file.
Percy: And you're not gonna tell anyone, right? It's hush-hush, you know? After the Titan war, some people are out for revenge. Especially the Minotaur. I killed him twice…
Dr: *Hesitates* Uh… sure…
Percy: Percy Jackson
Dr: Thanks. Now tell me about yourself.
Percy: Why?
Dr: Because it's good to know about people, especially if they're your friends.
Percy: But you're not my friend.
Dr: Yes, I am-
Percy: I'm bored, can I leave?
Dr: No, you may not-
Percy: *Gets up and leaves.*
Five minutes later an irritated Annabeth arrives (more so is dragged into) in Dr. Greenwood's office.
Dr: Hi
Annabeth: *Stares at Dr. Greenwood thoughtfully*
Dr: Excuse me?
Annabeth: Wonder if there should be an arch at the gateway to Olympus' Throne Room…. Oh, sorry?
Dr: What's your name?
Annabeth: Okay, why should I tell you? Better yet, why should you know? You know what scratch that: Why the Hades am I here?
Dr: *mutters to herself, 'Hades?'* Because you and your friends were caught and arrested for robbing a bank, killing three men, and disturbing the public.
Annabeth: Hades, woman! I saved your sorry butts from the end of the world! I was helping the gods… oh sorry I meant my uncles. They're uh…. Superheroes…. And they had to save the world.
Dr: Okay…. *o.O* tell me your name.
Annabeth: Okay, you won't tell anybody right?
Dr: Yes
Annabeth: Really really?
Dr: Really really.
Annabeth: Really really really really really?
Dr: (slightly strained) I'm positive I'm really really really really really really not going to tell anyone your name.
Annabeth: Okay. I'm Annabeth Chase.
Dr: Tell me about your life.
Annabeth: Well I grew up with my dad, I never saw my mom a lot, and now I'm being accused of robbing a bank and the other stuff.
Dr: Tell me about your mom.
Annabeth: Well, she's smart, intelligent, nice, smart, brainiacy-ish, and did I mention a sheer genius?
Dr: Do you measure your happiness out of smarts?
Annabeth: Yes.
Dr: Okay we'll have to work on that next session…
Annabeth: Next session? Hades, chick, I am barely making it through this session.
Dr: Okay…. But tell me your mother's name.
Annabeth: No.
Dr: Please tell me.
Annabeth: Well too bad I'm out. *Gets up and leaves before Dr. Greenwood can protest*
Next dragged in was Thalia, who was about to rip off Will Solace's head for saying Apollo is better than Artemis.
Dr: Hello
Thalia: *Gives her a glare* Do you like boys?
Dr: Uh… yes?
Thalia: Good! Arte- I mean my lawyer will turn you into a jackalope without any regrets. Then she said I'll get to shoot you! *Pulls her bow and arrows out of thin air (A/N Hunters can do this, I think…) and smiles happily*
Dr: Uh… didn't you have your weapons confiscated?
Thalia: Yes.
Dr: Then why do you have a bow and arrows in your hand?
Thalia: Cuz I'm magical.
Dr: Okay…?
Thalia: Do you want a demonstration?
Dr: No I don't think that will be necessary-
Thalia: *Stands up, picks apple off of Doctor Greenwood's desk, sets it on her head, and goes to the other end of the room (30 feet away). Takes aim and shoots the apple off.* Awesome huh?
Dr: *shaking* Right….. Good job I'll speak to you… later….
Thalia: Yay! Will Solace didn't leave yet, right? *says darkly*
Next to come into Dr. Underwood's office is Grover Underwood, who is shaking.
Dr: Hi, Grover
Grover: H-how do you k-k-know my name?
Dr: Because people were consoling you as you cried.
Grover: O-Oh. Do you have any tin cans handy?
Dr: … Why?
Grover: W-why do you think?
Dr: *Grabs a finished can of root beet off of her desk and hands to Grover*
Grover: *Immediately starts chewing it nervously*
(Grover's session ended early because he was tied up in a straightjacket and sent back to the demigod's huge cell that they shared)
Today's session with all of the suspects ended early as Dr. Greenwood had to leave early because her associate said that if she had to handle another patient like Thalia Hannah would have to go to a therapist herself.
Haha that was soooooo good. Can't wait till the next campers come out. Maybe Thalia's lawyer will come… :3 Enjoy! R, R, and R! [Read, review, reread!]
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