I'm The Akatsuki What?
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did there would be more yaoi.
Authors Note: Neko here! This is my first fanfic to be put on the internet. So please review at the end and tell me what you think! Flames are excepted too! Although let me warn you now there will be yaoi and although I have a plot line for this story. I will not write a full all out sex scene so if that is what your looking for go somewhere else.
'Thoughts look like this.'
First off I am an American as such have no respect what so ever for cultural norms and have a habit of over bleaching my hair so I can dye it blue. Other then my blue hair I look just like anyone else at 160cm and with a less then impressing bust. With a Mexican-American background I got tan skin that never burns. So its only natural that I scream when I see a pair of green blood shot eyes stare right at me when I wake up on what was suppose to be my couch.
"AAAAAHHH!~" Can you blame me for screaming? Can you really?
"Will you shut the hell up?" Its then when I get a good look at his face and realize who this person is.
'Oh my gosh its Kakuzu from Naruto! But that's impossible!' "What the hell is going on?" Was all I could say, of course that wasn't the smartest thing to say ,but still come on what would you say?
"That's what we should be asking you? Who are you and what are you doing here, let alone how did you even get in?"
"Um I have no idea why or how I'm here ,and my name is Neko."
"Why don't I believe you? Lucky for you I'm in a good mood. Tell me a really good reason not to kill you and maybe just maybe I'll spare your life."
'Crap I am so screwed! Lets see I know he likes money, but I don't have any... And hey his mask is off cool!' "Huh, you would think stitches like those would be scary looking , but huh. Weird. Oh! Yeah um why I can live, um I can clean! I don't know what do you want me to say? That I can clean this place for free so long as you let me live? I don't know?" The fact was that the place really did need to be clean looking around I don't know if I had insulted him or said something that could help me.
" Why should I trust someone who appeared out of nowhere to clean this place? How do I know that you aren't a spy?" Kakuzu was looking at me really suspiciously. Though I couldn't blame him.
"Because I suck at lying and I don't have the physical ability to be a either. Not only that, I suck at keeping up with lies before they all backfire on me." I truthfully say.
"Fair enough, but that still doesn't explain why or how you managed to get in here in the first place."
"That my friend is truly a mystery that only god could answer."
"I hope you're talking about Jashin bitch." Hidan walks in then, with a slight limp?
'Crap if I'm not careful I'll end up as a sacrificed for his god! That's so not a way I want to die. I've seen what he does in his rituals.' "Um sure, why not! He sound like a all-powerful god!" 'Please take that as a compliment!'
"You better fucking believe it bitch! Jashin is the one and only true god!"
"Really now? Care to explain how his religion works?"'Maybe I can get him to spare my life if I take an interest in Jashin!'
"Really? Okay so it goes like this-"Hidan got really excited at the prospect of converting someone into Jashinism.
"HIDAN! This person is currently under investigation as to why she is here in the first place! Not to hear you ramble on about your god." Kakuzu manage to gain control of the situation again.
'Damn it! Almost made it!'"Like I said before I have no idea how I got here. All I know is that I fell asleep on the couch in my home, when I woke up ,and ended up here. If I had know that waking up early to go to school was going to lead to this I would have slept in."
"Wait a minute you have no fucking idea how you ended up here, even though this place is suppose to be tightly secured?" Hidan looked really impressed at this feat.
"Yeah I'm not to happy about it either. That's why I kinda screamed earlier when I saw an unfamiliar face." I looked down at this because I didn't want to insult Kakuzu by saying his face scared me the first time I get an up close look at it.
"Hey what the fuck is in that bag that's with you?"
I turn to see my school bag in all its glory." My school bag! I didn't notice it here! That's great!" I turn to see their confused looks." Well you see in this bag is everything I need to survive school everyday. As such it has the basic stuff like pencils,pens, glue, tape, band aides, blood, paper-"
"Blood?" Their expressions were priceless.
"Yes blood, how else am I going to play pranks on the teachers and students. Although I need to get more. But I need to find fake blood that actually looks like blood because the stuff I have now drys looking like marker." I finish my rant and see their expressions clear up a little." What? Do you honestly think I'm going to spend good money on real blood that will clot and dry up without refrigeration?"
"All this still doesn't explain why you are here in the first place." Kakuzu reminds us.
"How about I work for you guys free of charge ,under supervision, so long as its not illegal."
"Define illegal." Kakuzu seem to like the idea of having free labor, go figure.
"Illegal as in killing, prostitution, just the usual stuff nothing fancy." Not that I was big on the justice stuff I just wanted to get those two out there.
" Fine you will work as a maid until further notice. The first time you slip up I will kill you. You will not get a second chance do I make myself clear?"
"Clear as can be. Just one question,I don't think you mentioned your name."'If he has I'll act like an idiot.'
"Kakuzu. And the idiot next to me is Hidan." Hidan got really pissed at that comment.
" Who the fuck are you calling an idiot?" If he had said any louder he would have,been screaming.
Kakuzu ignored him and said" Welcome to the Akatsuki, Neko."
Authors Note:Well there you have it my first chapter please review it. And go and click on my poll, I need more feedback from the people reading this or just people who are passing by. Until next time this is Neko!