Before The Show:
My name is Amy and I'm the lead singer of a band called The Pink Punks. The band consists of Ashley(my older sister), Lily(my best friend forever), and well me. We've been a real famous band since Lily and I were 12, we're 16 now. Ashley is only 2 years older than us, but she still rubs it in our face whenever she can.
Everyone says that I'm a really pretty girl and that I should be happy I got the better half of the stick, they're clearly referring to Ashley and her curly hair. They think that's a cute line. But it's really not. I'd much rather have her curly hair rather than my lame stick straight hair that goes down to my waist. My black straight hair does nothing for my pale skin or bright blue eyes. Honestly, what did those boys see in me?
Lily always complains about how she looks like a monster. Well if she's a monster, then all the girls in the world want to be monsters. She has beautiful beach blond hair that has been straightened to perfection, perfectly tanned skin, and hazel eyes. She looked like a goddess, with pink streaks in her hair.
Ashley, this is where I should be bashing on her, but she really is pretty. She has naturally beautiful black curls with blue highlights, naturally tanned skin, and deep blue eyes. She is a girl any guy would trip over.
Now that you know what we look like in vivid details, or not so much, you must know who we are, don't you? You still don't know who we are! You must have still be living in the stone age. Let me fill you in on exactly who we are, and what you'll hear from us when you hear us playing at a concert.
We're not your average pop princesses. Oh no, we are far from the norm. We write songs that no one would even dream about, well maybe us. Our performances are out of this millennium. We literally give it our all at every performance. From dressing up like princesses to acting like vampires, we do it all on stage, live. We totally rule the pop rock community. If you don't believe me, go up to our fans and tell them how much we suck. Have fun at the hospital.
Well I guess we should really get on with the show, well start the show anyway.