8/27/76 (First day of school for sixth year)
Dear Diary,
What the hell. Boarded Hogwart's Express today and was immediately abandoned by Severus. You'd think sharing a womb would make us a little closer… I guess house differences really do run deep (FLY HIGH, GRYFFINDOR!). Proceeded to sit in compartment by myself and find comfort in 6-pack of chocolate frogs. Got a little carried away and was caught in act of gluttony by none other than Gryffindor sex gods, a.k.a. Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and James Potter. Vair embarrassing, to say the least. Damn my menstrual cravings! Sirius looked at me as though I had grown a thestral tail. Couldn't even defend myself as their sexiness clouded my brain… stupid quidditch muscles, luscious locks, and piercing gazes. They left me to my frogs soon after. Probably went to find Lily Evans. Pretty bitch. Since when are gingers attractive? Anyway… sorting was boring as usual. First years looked ready to avada themselves. Flinched everytime sorting hat touched someone's head… thing looks like it's been used as relief for Playwitch one too many times. Plus, it can read your mind… How pervy is that? Ate way too much at dinner. Got some snide looks from Marlene. Think I'll brew her some Pettigrew love potion if she keeps nasty attitude. I feel for the guy, really. Poor plumpy. Proceeded to roam corridors till lights out. No friends in my sixth year yet. Should look into relationship with Filch? Mrs. Norris always seems busy. Anyway, should get some sleep. Dorcas keeps hinting at her need for beauty sleep so she can bag Black (lolz… like that would ever happen). Goodnight!