Tawni's Tawnilicious Rules for Fashion

#1. If you want to show off your legs, don't wear skirts because people like me dislike too many articles of clothing, so instead of wearing a skirt wear a cute, stylish dress.

#2. Don't wear hats because it's harder for people to see your beautiful head of hair.

#3. Don't wear stuff that clashes.

#4. Wear stuff that doesn't clash.

#5. Don't wear too many articles of clothing.

#6. If you don't like reptiles, don't wear snakeskin.

#7. Always be super stylish.

#8. Don't wear shades because then people can't see your beautiful eyes.

#9. Wear stuff that's in style.

#10. Don't stuff that's all the same color.

#11. Never have too-big of a purse.

#12. In case the outfit your wearing gets ruined, always carry around a extra outfit in your purse.

#13. Don't wear stuff that clashes, unless you're wearing a jacket over the outfit.

#14. Don't wear shorts because shorts tend to make a cute outfit go from cute to rough.

#15. Never wear polyester clothing articles.

#16. Never wear a "I Heart" or "I Love" or even a "I Like" shirt.

#17. Black or white goes with anything, so wear it together because it looks amazing together.

#18. Avoid wearing anything that has fur on it.

#19. Don't wear vests because they cover up the cute shirt or dress that you're wearing underneath.

#20. Don't wear extreme skinnies because that puts you at risk for SPS disease.