Arthur discovers internet porn!
Arthur and Buster are at Arthur's mom's computer. They are doing a research paper on how milk is made for Mr. Ratburn. They are searching for the website of the milk company, , but they accidently type, ILOVEMILFS.com.
Buster: Hey Arthur, is this a website with free boobs? Cooool. My mom has to go to a whore house whenever she wants to see boobs.
Arthur: Wow, is this what a naked lady looks like? It looks so… neat. Not at all what I thought it looks like.
Buster: so hairless. Like my cousin's cat!
Arthur: Whoa, what is she doing to that guy's eel? I didn't even know you could do that… do girls… really do that?
Buster: Hey I know! Why don't we call Brain! He knows a lot of stuff! He's a smart guy!
Arthur: Oh yeah! YEAH! Why don't call him!
[Brain comes over.]
Brain: Hm.. this is very peculiar. I only thought that those body parts only served digestive purposes! I didn't even know the rectrum was capable of fitting such large objects!
Buster: Hey, I know! Why don't we test this out! Hey Arthur [looks around house] why don't you fit this Bionic Bunny action doll up your butt!
Arthur: I don't know… I don't won't to wreck that. I bought that with my allowance.
Buster: Come on… we'll be learning something. And think about what Mr. Ratburn would think! We might even get extra credit!
Arthur: Oh, all right…
[Brain and Buster watch eagerly as Arthur unzips pants and starts inserting Bionic Bunny Doll up his butt.]
Arthur: Whoa… this feels weird. It's like pooing from the other direction!"
Brain: This is a very enlightening experience… the human body is such a miraculous thing!
Arthur: This is too weird! I'm pulling this out!
[Pulls out Bionic Bunny Doll]
Arthur: Hey… one of ears is missing. One of its ears is in my butt.
[Brain and Buster look at each other. They both say: Uh oh.
Arthur: Oh man…
[Brian and Buster call an ambulance. Arthur needs Butt surgery. Arthur's dad gives this lecture for Arthur]
Arthur's dad: You know Arthur, before you experiment sexually, you should always ask a qualified sex doctor before you do! That's so you don't make any dangerous mistakes!
Arthur: Your right dad. I will never make that mistake again.
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