Written for the DEW challenge over on LiveJournal. Character/Theme: Lisa Braeden/Birds. I'm not a Lisa fan so I just went with the theme.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Supernatural. I'm just having a bit of fun with the characters.
FANCY SOME FRIED CHICKEN?
By: Vanessa Sgroi
"Sam, did you see that? That giant chicken just flipped me the bird!"
"Dean, a chicken can't flip you the bird because it has no fingers."
"But it did!"
"Maybe it was a stray feather or something. Besides, why would a chicken flip you the bird?"
Dean shrugged. "I dunno. Maybe because I was thinking about fried chicken for lunch."
"Right. And the chicken is psychic and read your mind..."
"Hey, it's possible..."
"So a giant homicidal, psychic chicken just flipped you the bird?"
"Yes."
A menacing growl sounded behind them.
Dean gulped and turned to look at Sam. "Run!"
FIN