Disclaimer: We don't own Kingdom Hearts I, II or CoM
Warnings: Shounen-ai… and evil Kairi's
Author's Notes from Kira: WHEEE!! We finally get started on it! Me (Kira Sakura) and Raos (RaosX) will be co-writing this fic... so yay! Hope you enjoy it and everything!
Have fun with the next chappie, Raos!
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"Sooo-waaa…wake up! Me 'n' Naminé wanna go to da paaaark…"
Sora groaned. He was currently prancing through fairyland, having tea-parties with Barney, the talking dinosaur. A few of the teletubies where there as well, sharing custard and doing teletubie-related-things. All in all, Sora quite liked where he was, drinking tea with too much sugar, and didn't want to leave any time soon. So, he did what any normal person would do when dreaming such nice dreams. He groaned, and buried himself in his bed, hoping in his dream-like state that the sticky little hands that were prodding him would go away. Sadly, it seemed those sticky little hands liked doing what they were doing, and weren't going anywhere soon.
"Kaiwi, you have to say da makic word! Pwease, wake up Sowa"
Oh, great. Another pair of sticky, no-doubt-covered-in-some-sort-of-deadly-toxin hands joined the other pair, so that Sora had a total of four hands, twenty fingers and two little four-year-old girls trying to get him up. God damn it. Sighing, and trying so very hard to cling onto his dream world, Sora swatted at the hands, mumbling sleepily, "Go away, you two. Sora wants to go back to sleep"
Said two were having none of that, though. They plopped down onto the clothing covered carpet next to Sora's mess of a bed, and started to scheme. The older of the two, Kairi, who had soft red hair and pretty blue eyes that all-but-one Leonhart's seemed to have, was holding her chin in her hand, frowning, and sticking her small pink tongue out. Her other hand was playing with the little red ribbons that had been stitched onto the hem of her light pink dress, twirling the ribbons around. Next to her, clutching a small brown pad, and wearing an exact copy of Kairi's pink dress, except that it was white, was Naminé, her twin sister. She looked like Kairi in every way, save her blonde hair. She looked a lot calmer than her sister, and was fiddling with her drawing pad.
"Kaiwi…let's just ask Woxas or Leon to take us…" Naminé suggested, her small cherub like face looking hopeful. Truth be told, she preferred her older brother, Roxas, to Sora, seeing as Sora was impulsive, very much so, and often got the twins into trouble. Not that he meant to, mind you. It was always just an accident. But Roxas thought things through, and was a lot calmer than his happy-go-lucky twin. Yes, the Leonhart household was full of twins.
Kairi shook her head, and said, "But Woxas won't take us to the park! He's too much of a tigh---tigh---tight ass"
Sora, who had been half listening to the two little girls, bolted upright when he heard Kairi say those last two words.
"Who taught you to say that?!" He commanded, blearily blinking his bright blue eyes. If Leon figured out his little sister could say that he was screwed!
Kairi looked up at Sora innocently, and replied, rather happily, "Yay! Sowa's up! Now we can go to da park!"
"Kairi!" Sora exclaimed. Kairi pouted, and muttered, "I heard Leon say it yesterdaway. He said Woxas was a tight ass who needed to go get laid"
Sora sat there gaping, and both Kairi and Naminé giggled at the sight of it. "What's wong, Sowa?" Naminé finally asked her older brother. Sora twitched lightly, and said rather hurriedly, "Don't, under any circumstance, say those words in front of Leon, do you understand?"
Unfortunality, Sora had forgotten, that even at the age of four, how utterly under-handed his sisters could be.
"Only if you take us to da park!" Kairi exclaimed, narrowing her purple-blue eyes. Sora sighed, knowing he was trapped. Sure, Leon might have been the one to say those words, but he would still blame Sora or Roxas for it. Leon was just like that.
"Fine, fine. I'll take you the godforsaken park. Get out so I can change" Sora muttered, throwing his pillow at the girls'. They both burst into a fit of giggles, and scurried out of Sora's messy room. Sora in turn dragged himself from his bed, and scratching his stomach sleepily, headed over to his drawer. He pulled forth a pair of old, worn jeans and a plain blue shirt. He wrestled with the jeans for a bit, hopping madly about the room fiddling with oh-so-evil buttons, and then, after calling his pants a series of particularly bad words, managed to get the damn things on. He then yanked his shirt over his unruly mop of chocolate spikes, and slipped on his over-sized black shoes. He then proceeded to dash out the door, down the hall, and into the kitchen. He was greeted by something most frightening.
Cloud Strife full of seven bowels of Fruit Loops.
Sora would have screamed, but that would be setting a bad example for the kids. Instead, he backed away slowly, praying the sugar-filled-fiend wouldn't noticed him. Cloud Strife, did, after all, have a reputation of being cruel and unusual when sugar was coursing through his veins. Or alcohol. But an intoxicated Cloud was ten times safer than a hyper Cloud. This Sora knew from experience. He still screamed at the sight of toasters. Which was why the Leonhart family went without toast. Roxas, who had, up until that fateful morning in which Sora had walked downstairs dislodging dried ice-cream from his hair before seeing the bright pink (Kairi's idea) toaster and breaking into a series of screams and yells of, "OH GOD NO!", been a toast fanatic. But now he had to suffer, and was stuck with plain, normal, peanut-butter-and-cream-and-cucumber smothered bread. It was quite depressing, to say the least. But anyway.
Of course, Sora's hasty retreat wasn't all that hasty seeing as how his dear, sweet, adorable, gorgeous, younger sister decided to let Cloud know of Sora's excistance.
"CLOOOOOOOUUUUUUUD!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORA'S TAKING TOOOOOOO LONG!!!!! MAKE HIM HURRRRRRRRRRRRY UUUUUUUUUUUP!!! HE'S IN THE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!" Kairi screamed at the top her little lungs from the living room door.
Needless to say, Kairi was the very embodiment of evil.
Cloud's electric blue eyes twitched, and he whipped his head around, catching sight of the quivering mess of a boy that now stood, paralysed in fear, next to the doorway. Cloud blinked once, before a smile of pure madness etched it's way across his features.
"Why, good morning, So-ra. Kairi seems to want you to hurry up…let's do that then, shall we?" Cloud smirked.
Sora wet himself.
Cloud cackled, and advanced upon the poor, poor brunette.
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Two hours later we find Sora washing his hair out from under the park hose, scowling. He internally swore to make Kairi wet the bed tonight using luke-warm water… oh yes, that evil little spawn of Satan would pay. Sora scrunched his nose up as he dislodged a chunk of raw meat from his hair, and shuddered as he got a whiff of it. Stupid Cloud. Stupid Kairi. Stupid Roxas for just staring and laughing quietly to himself. Whatever happened to twin support? And where the fuck was Kairi?! She was there just a minute ago! Sora turned to ask Naminé if she had seen where her twin had run off to, feeling a wave of panic and worry wash over him. What would he do if she was hurt?!
"You Sora?"
Sora blinked, and glanced over his shoulder. His eyes widened as he took in the tall, well-built boy with long silver hair and the most gorgeous shade of aquamarine eyes he'd ever seen standing there, dressed in a sinfully baggy pair of cargo pants that hugged his hips so perfectly and was just low enough for one to get a glance at a faint silver treasure trail. The silverette was wearing a tight black muscle shirt, and had a blonde boy with chocolate brown eyes dressed in a pair of worn shorts and a dirty yellow shirt perched on his shoulders. And he was holding a small redheaded girl's hand…
"Kairi!" Sora exclaimed as he glared at the girl. Kairi smiled nervously, and explained, "I was only getting a ice-cweam"
Sora's right eye twitched, and he hissed, "You could've asked me to get you one! What would've happened if you got kidnapped or something?! Do you know how worried I would've been! How I worried I am now?!"
Kairi glanced at the silverette, an said, "But Wiku looked after me"
Riku smiled softly, and motioned to the blonde on his shoulders. "Hayner, my baby brother, found her walking around" Riku said. Sora nodded, and took Kairi's hand from him.
"Thanks…" Sora grinned. Riku nodded, and said, "Hey, you wanna get an ice-cream? For the kids? Hayner seems quite smitten with Kairi"
Sora blinked, and looked down at Kairi, who was smiling shyly at Hayner. Sora laughed, and he replied, "Sure. I'm Sora Leonhart, this is Kairi, and the shy blonde behind me is Naminé. Nice to meet you"