A brand new one-shot for all my Victorious BBZ! And Cassandra~
Prompt: A lamp shade
"Take that lamp shade off your head."
Beck stumbled towards Jade, looking for… something.
"Whyyy? I need it to bee a laaammppp," said Beck.
Jade rolled her eyes. "Why the hell do you need to be a lamp? You're a human. A drunk human at that. Stop being stupid and take off the lamp shade."
Beck smiled. "But you turnnn me onnn. Just like a lammpppp."
Jade groaned. "Your stupid puns are not amusing. You need to just go to bed and not wake up for three days. I told you not to drink the punch at Cat's. Her stupid brother probably did suspicious things to it."
Beck lifted the lamp shade up to reveal his cloudy brown eyes. "Like… Cooked it with saaausagge? Or stirred it wiithhh a marshmalllllllllowww?"
Jade shut her eyes and groaned. "That means almost nothing. Except you're drunk and you need to go to bed."
"But I don't wannnnnnnnna," Beck whined.
Jade grabs Beck's hand and drags him to the bed. He falls over onto the covers and throws the lamp shade to the ground.
"You okay?"
Beck sniffled and rubbed his eyes like a child. He held out a hand to Jade and pulled her on top of him. "You have to sleeeeepp with meeeeee. I dun like sleeepin' alonnne."
Jade rolled her eyes and kissed his lips quickly. "I hate when you get drunk. You get cheesy and act like what I would imagine Cat as a child."
Beck giggled, yes, giggled. "You're so silllllllly, Jadey."
Jade sighed. "Just go to sleep, Beck. You're going to have a hangover tomorrow morning and I'm not helping you."
"Okay, Jadey."
"And don't call me that. I hate that name."
Jade scooted up on the bed, dragging Beck with her. She leaned against his pillow as he began to doze off on her stomach. She ran her hands through his hair and began humming to him.
"Hey Jadey…?" Beck mumbled.
Jade sighed and continued to run her fingers through his hair. "Yeah, Beckett?"
"I love you…"
Jade smiled softly to herself. "I love you too."
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~Klrob